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rogers1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
0 miles · Gloucestershire
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Okay okay , this is getting silly now . Nearly 2 years of meeting sexy single females ( not complaining ) I'm still yet to meet a nice sexy friendly couple .
Maybe as the thread below says I am sounding to desperate .... Well thats cos I bloody am ... lol
I was only a fresh faced 31 year old when I started my quest for complete sexual fulfilment , now I'm a haggered 33 year old thinking ..... Will this ever happen ... lol
But seriously , what am I doing wrong , I look good ( So my mum says) Smell good ( Noone tells me different ) and i'm very easy going ...... So what is it ? xxxx
There's a family of balloon's , mummy balloon , daddy balloon , and baby balloon.
Getting towards bedtime and Baby balloon say's to daddy , can I sleep in you bed tonight pls ?
No say's daddy , your getting far to big for that , i'm not having it anymore.
Without being put off he decides to ask mummy as she is an easy touch ... Mummy can I sleep in your bed tonight please ?
No you cannot say's mummy , and i'm very annoyed cos I just heard you ask daddy, so no you cannot, your far to big for that now !!
Very sad he get's into his own bed , but during the night he creaps into his parent's room , goes to the bottom of the bed and pull's up the duvet , in order to make room for him self he undues his Knot and let's some air out and re-ties it , he also does this to mummy , then daddy , letting a little air out of each while they sleep.
Morning comes , daddy wakes up and sees baby in between them both , daddy is furious ........
Baby .. he say's , i'm so annoyed , you've not just let yourself down , you've let me down , you've let your mum down ........... !!!
Ok maybe 1 or 2 a day was an exageration .... just wanted to sound popular and fit in with this new crowd .. sob sob ... lol
Your right though , i think the hot weather does make people hornier , but in the winter you need to do extra thing's to keep yourself warm .... !
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Ok ok it probably is just my lack of charm and charisma and look's .... ( before anyone else say's it ).
But my inbox which used to swell ( well 2 a day lol ) is getting emptier and emptier.
Is it the hot sun that put's ladies off thinking of a sweaty man driving down the motorway to see them ? mmm lovely , or could it be a lot of peep's are outside more and not spending every waking hour on their P.C's ?
I know i've opened myself up to sarcy comment's with this , but it is written tongue in cheek, got to talk about something haven't we .. lol x
Wahey ..... a meaty topic in the forum , and it's about single males .... how strange is that ..... not really !
I'm glad it's been pointed out that some people choose " SSM " but then in there profile they stress " NO SSM "
This used to annoy me when I first came to the site , as I used to do everything wrong , you know , send a cock pic ( who want's to see that ugly thing lol ) Put a cheap one liner in ( " Fancy a shag luv " ) and not read anyone's profile in depth , just get excited when I noticed on left hand side ... oooooh they want a Straight Single Male , that's me !! lol
Since then I do take time to read a profile and it does help you when you are planning to send them a msg .
I am having a great time now meeting some wicked people ... long may it continue xx
Here is a male point of view .... I found the profile ad , and the forum ad offensive, and i'm a single guy ???
Although as stated, we can cut him some slack as I also started off thinking I knew what women wanted to hear, but you do learn to tone it down.
I am meeting a "larger lady" next week, and although I didn't advertise for this, I have just treated each member the same, and got to know them first, without picking out , Fat or thin or busty or .... well , you get what i'm saying xxx
[quote user=ur4it][quote user=rogers1] Can anyone help ?[/quote]
Just join in and have fun mate. So long as you are polite and treat the ladies with respect, I am sure you'll get on fine
I like to think I am nothing but polite, I know you have to be a bit different on this site , us single men alway's send alarm bells ringing in couple's or female's as we could be a perv or even worse ....... smelly !! lol
In so many way's , I need to break my virginity !! This is my first time on the chat forum thingy , I have never met another single or couple on this site yet ! So here goes i'd like to start chatting and having some fun on this site. Can anyone help ?? 
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I am a good looking guy , great sense of humour , really down to earth , but have a real adventurous side.
I entered this site to try and meet like minded female's or couple's willing to share. However I have had no reply's from anyone and I have sent about 150 messages.
I have tried not to be too smutty, I even put "cock" pic's into private , as it seem's every guy just put's his cock on show and hope's for the best !!
Has anyone got any ideas or experiences with where I might be going wrong ??? [B]bold text here[/B] 