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masage
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
0 miles · Buckinghamshire
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OK now! doing a general member search is their any way you can put on the 1st level search! an icon showing whether this member is a free member or not i.e. where you put the camera to show there are photos in the members profile, such a pain to open all the profiles only to find they are free members would be most helpful thank
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eye: OK so genuine members lets block all these so called 7 day chancres (remove all photos-profiles-no interaction) total block until they sign up proper. or admin sorts them out!
PS admin have you checked how many of these so called 7 day chancres come and go and do not become full members! also your membership numbers do they include these people or are they reflective of true fully paid up members
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Questions? Questions? Yes we did meet on the internet for real! And yes as normal I just wanted a shag, as we all do “Men and Woman alike” and yes I clearly stated NO commitment! No this that etc, just good quality intimate fun playing? Then you shag have a snog next thing wham! she follow me around! Well the chemistry is certainly there, I am a very lucky person, Thank you all for your kind words 
Free Membership should be limited to one month also these free members should at least type in 40? something words at least to show they are serious and part human currently all you get is "mamamam dadada moomoo" just crap and they also click all the boxes and this justifies membership? Time wasting and disruptive,
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No Prob, you may wish to plug into one of the other ports to get the max responce best to try all three and just see how things work out, port 2 is round the back in case you dont know and port 3 is up the top of the hardware system this is a good port only prob you loose the sound efects but some operaters actualy like that, try let me know how you get on
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Post edited 10-02-2006 7:39
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Post edited 10-02-2006 7:39 Well thank you all for the interest!
Hardon Ver 9" is the latest release and should only be installed with the assistance of femal-2 this is a fun program and not application software! depending on the skill level of man-5 you may win another freebie play! it cums with a rear entry applications if required this is Advantageous as you get to play with the enhanced dual controls: boob 1&2 at the same time
this is a nice touch.
with the ability to score even higher points :doggy: :devil:
The other nice thin about Ver 9" is the ability to allow other application to interact and take part e.g. orgy: sexmaiac-1/2: & flash Ver 4. All good game programs worth looking at
Post edited 07-02-2006 9:47 
On the other subject of the Virus “Baby-1” Ver-9” has been fully de bugged to ensure there will be no side effects. This program has been tried and tested extensively and is guaranteed to works and interface with many different applications. It can and will perform multiple functions with the right operator! On going research and trials will continue to ensure quality of performance and fun
Post edited 07-02-2006 9:58 :lol: :devil:
Post edited 07-02-2006 10:15
On the other subject of the Virus “Baby-1” Ver-9” has been fully de bugged to ensure there will be no side effects. This program has been tried and tested extensively and is guaranteed to works and interface with many different applications. It can and will perform multiple functions with the right operator! On going research and trials will continue to ensure quality of performance and fun
Post edited 07-02-2006 9:58 :lol: :devil:
Post edited 07-02-2006 10:15 Dear Tech Support:
this is doing the rounds and may be of intrest any one got any comments to add!
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs: it simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Try entering the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Dear Desperate.
Clearly you have not been given proper training on how to install and use correctly the programes you wish to use. you must understand programes (Boyfriend 1-4 or any sub programs e.g. Ex-1) are old defunct programs that functioned within and before WIN 95 (you cannot run these after 2003/4 this will cause any new operating system and programs to crash or at least conflict causing major headaches.
Please note that whilst all programes function as to the specification within given perimeters por performance will occur when Boyfreind-5/Husband-1 is installed into an environment where Boyfriend 1-4 or any sub programs e.g. Ex-1 is still functioning! This is not supported or recommended,
A quick fix that will improve the performance is to ensure Boyfriend's 1-4 + Ex-1 are disabled and removed from the operating system (they will cause conflict of operational performance disruption)!
This is guaranteed to improve performance of Boyfriend 5/Husband-1. On the subject of memory (Husband-1) there is a program that will ensure enhanced memory and performance! Install Stockings-2 and G string-1 this works like a debug / de-frag program and works wonders, you will need to run this at least once a month to ensure the program Boyfreind-5/Husband-1 continues at maxim performance. This also has the benefit of keeping nasty viruses at bay such as 'mistress' we all know what terrible damage this virus can cause, say no more.
Love Masage
Motto! "The Lion only roars when his whiskers are down"
WARNING!
It has come to our notice that certain DIY software "Smut-1 and naughtybigboobs" is being installed! this software (Top shelf) shows very promising but you should be wary! it has been known to cause repetitive strain syndrome and blindness! also understand it is only a short fix program and is in no way a substitute for the legitimate program woman-1-2-3-4. + orgy
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Post edited 06-02-2006 18:56
Hmm lots of views lot of people all differant Just remember the most perfect human is totally imperfect! and guys if you really wish to score with the ladies do show some decorum a little respect it is not how always about how big it is! Many ladies do not cum with penetration you only know this when you give them the time and patience to make the whole experience thoughtful!!! :)
Post edited 22-01-2006 15:26
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Post edited 22-01-2006 15:26 is there any nice person who can ski and is willing to help me? my lady ski's but when we went on holiday thinking she would assist ha ha! she just pissed off all day every day! booring!
oh well my problem I guess! but would like to learn with a buddy who can encourage had have fun with "realy not much fun on my own" :-? :-? :-?
Post edited 04-01-2006 17:28
Post edited 04-01-2006 17:30
Can anyone explain how does a free member respond to a possable contact??
Additionaly as premier members do our/my phone/E mail contact numbers get eddited as every time I give my contact details they are edited out!!!!!
:fury: so how do I get to meet people through this sight!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Post edited 21-12-2005 12:15
Post edited 21-12-2005 12:15 Ok Ok you have a point but still far to many fem, fem, fem.
as for my pic I belive right or wrong! looks should have nothing to do with 1st encounters? "my choice"what realy count is personality and yep you are right not been layed for a while but at least i'm honest and expresing my opionion no offence intended at least I got a responce!!take care :P
[quote user=masage]OK you asked for it! 90% of the site is after females to share a 3 some lovley! ladies this is a "MALE" thing unless you are a " " ladies stop being controled by "HIM" enjoy!! do it your way! how about 2 men or 3 men to shag you! Hu he could not handle all those men shagging you he would go in the corner and boo his eyes out (YOU dont love me any more bo hoo) just a wimp trying to feed his shortcumings "ladies" there are real men out their you have your choice,your pick, your life, your body or are you a little girls controled by a little prick not much bigger than his brain!! :doggy:
Post edited 09-10-2005 16:04[/quote] [B]bold text here[/B]
OK you asked for it! 90% of the site is after females to share a 3 some lovley! ladies this is a "MALE" thing unless you are a " " ladies stop being controled by "HIM" enjoy!! do it your way! how about 2 men or 3 men! Hu he could not handle all those men shagging you he would go in the corner and boo his eyes out (YOU dont love me any more bo hoo) just a wimp trying to feed his shortcumings "ladies" there are real men out their you have your choice,your pick, your life, your body or are you a littlr girls controled by a little prick not much bigger than his rain!! :doggy:
Post edited 09-10-2005 16:04
