Dear Tech Support:
this is doing the rounds and may be of intrest any one got any comments to add!
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs: it simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Try entering the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Dear Desperate.
Clearly you have not been given proper training on how to install and use correctly the programes you wish to use. you must understand programes (Boyfriend 1-4 or any sub programs e.g. Ex-1) are old defunct programs that functioned within and before WIN 95 (you cannot run these after 2003/4 this will cause any new operating system and programs to crash or at least conflict causing major headaches.
Please note that whilst all programes function as to the specification within given perimeters por performance will occur when Boyfreind-5/Husband-1 is installed into an environment where Boyfriend 1-4 or any sub programs e.g. Ex-1 is still functioning! This is not supported or recommended,
A quick fix that will improve the performance is to ensure Boyfriend's 1-4 + Ex-1 are disabled and removed from the operating system (they will cause conflict of operational performance disruption)!
This is guaranteed to improve performance of Boyfriend 5/Husband-1. On the subject of memory (Husband-1) there is a program that will ensure enhanced memory and performance! Install Stockings-2 and G string-1 this works like a debug / de-frag program and works wonders, you will need to run this at least once a month to ensure the program Boyfreind-5/Husband-1 continues at maxim performance. This also has the benefit of keeping nasty viruses at bay such as 'mistress' we all know what terrible damage this virus can cause, say no more.
Love Masage
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I think it is great as well well thought out :clap: :clap: :clap:
What you haven't said though is what happens when you install hard on 7.5 I suppose if you not very careful loading it you will end up with a little baby 1.5 and then it will expand if you are not careful into a real nasty bug :fury: :fury: :fury: teen 13.1 :devil: :devil:
Well thank you all for the interest!
Hardon Ver 9" is the latest release and should only be installed with the assistance of femal-2 this is a fun program and not application software! depending on the skill level of man-5 you may win another freebie play! it cums with a rear entry applications if required this is Advantageous as you get to play with the enhanced dual controls: boob 1&2 at the same time
this is a nice touch.
with the ability to score even higher points :doggy: :devil:
The other nice thin about Ver 9" is the ability to allow other application to interact and take part e.g. orgy: sexmaiac-1/2: & flash Ver 4. All good game programs worth looking at
Post edited 07-02-2006 9:47 
On the other subject of the Virus “Baby-1” Ver-9” has been fully de bugged to ensure there will be no side effects. This program has been tried and tested extensively and is guaranteed to works and interface with many different applications. It can and will perform multiple functions with the right operator! On going research and trials will continue to ensure quality of performance and fun
Post edited 07-02-2006 9:58 :lol: :devil:
Post edited 07-02-2006 10:15
On the other subject of the Virus “Baby-1” Ver-9” has been fully de bugged to ensure there will be no side effects. This program has been tried and tested extensively and is guaranteed to works and interface with many different applications. It can and will perform multiple functions with the right operator! On going research and trials will continue to ensure quality of performance and fun
Post edited 07-02-2006 9:58 :lol: :devil:
Post edited 07-02-2006 10:15 [quote user=masage]Well thank you all for the interest!
Hardon Ver 9" is the latest release and should only be installed with the assistance of femal-2 this is a fun program and not application software! depending on the skill level of man-5 you may win another freebie play! it cums with a rear entry applications if required this is Advantageous as you get to play with the enhanced dual controls: boob 1&2 at the same time
this is a nice touch.
with the ability to score even higher points :doggy: :devil:
The other nice thin about Ver 9" is the ability to allow other application to interact and take part e.g. orgy: sexmaiac-1/2: & flash Ver 4. All good game programs worth looking at
Post edited 07-02-2006 9:47
On the other subject of the Virus “Baby-1” Ver-9” has been fully de bugged to ensure there will be no side effects. This program has been tried and tested extensively and is guaranteed to works and interface with many different applications. It can and will perform multiple functions with the right operator! On going research and trials will continue to ensure quality of performance and fun
Post edited 07-02-2006 9:58 :lol: :devil:
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That good news but what happens if you already have baby 1 and it turns into teenage 1.3 or worse in my case the more updated version teenage 1.8 as this one seems to feel it has the right to take over your whole computer without permission how do you debug that one ???
On the other subject of the Virus “Baby-1” Ver-9” has been fully de bugged to ensure there will be no side effects. This program has been tried and tested extensively and is guaranteed to works and interface with many different applications. It can and will perform multiple functions with the right operator! On going research and trials will continue to ensure quality of performance and fun
Post edited 07-02-2006 9:58 :lol: :devil:
Post edited 07-02-2006 10:15[/quote]
That good news but what happens if you already have baby 1 and it turns into teenage 1.3 or worse in my case the more updated version teenage 1.8 as this one seems to feel it has the right to take over your whole computer without permission how do you debug that one ??? [quote user=masage]Ah install slap-4 and horneygirlfreind V2 these Are a diversion programs if for some reason it does not work! Uninstall horneygirlfreind V2 and integrate it with Hardon V9" and wait for the outcum magic! :devil:[/quote]
Thank you for that masage
Only one slight problem what happens if you have the older version Hardon V8" will it have the same affect ??? :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: No Prob, you may wish to plug into one of the other ports to get the max responce best to try all three and just see how things work out, port 2 is round the back in case you dont know and port 3 is up the top of the hardware system this is a good port only prob you loose the sound efects but some operaters actualy like that, try let me know how you get on
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Post edited 10-02-2006 7:39 [quote user=masage]No Prob, you may wish to plug into one of the other ports to get the max responce best to try all three and just see how things work out, port 2 is round the back in case you dont know and port 3 is up the top of the hardware system this is a good port only prob you loose the sound efects but some operaters actualy like that, try let me know how you get on
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Thanks for that masage I have tried all three ports now and yes the sound effect does go with the top one but it is so peacfull 8) 8) 8) I think I will use that one more often :lol: :lol: :lol: and I am pleased to say that hardon V8 seems to work very well as I am sure the bigger version hardon V9 works for others if the are so lucky to own such a programe :fury: :fury: :fury:
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Thanks for that masage I have tried all three ports now and yes the sound effect does go with the top one but it is so peacfull 8) 8) 8) I think I will use that one more often :lol: :lol: :lol: and I am pleased to say that hardon V8 seems to work very well as I am sure the bigger version hardon V9 works for others if the are so lucky to own such a programe :fury: :fury: :fury: 