I'm so glad he's working... I thought I'd run over him in the car this morning on the way to work... turned out to be a sausage dog.... Phew.... Can you imagine if I'd run over ccrider's wilbur... That would have ended my time on SP before its even started.. Of the shame....
but I didn't... :thumbup:...
Did see an advert in the Evening post... It reads (cough - clearing throat):
"4 cocks wanted to work as mud flaps on Transit van - must be prepared to travel".. He could be anywhere....
I'll get on the blower and see what the other Dr's can do... If I see him in my surgery, I'll be sure to keep both hands on him until someone comes to pick him up.. If he threatens to spit at me, I'll spank him!
[quote user=miss_ccrider]Can i do the bed baths. I'm dam handy with a sponge me.
Either that Dr Dave can i be your Physio, and you can send me all the stiff people to sort out..................... woo hoo send them over.
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Great ccrider.... :thumbup:
To ensure standards are maintained, I'll need to see a demonstration of your skill with a sponge, and there will of course be a regular test to ensure standards. any slippage will result in training - extensive training.. How well can you clean all the nooks and crannies??
I'm pretty stiff most of the time, so could you show me your physio skills??
[quote user=funkydiva35]good mornin dr.....
i think i need to make ahome visit and cum and show u a few things....to help u along....all professional....no norties!!
i dont want u gettin stuk, i jus wanna hold ur hand and guide u thru these nervous times.....
take u in hand....
then fuck u hard!!....hehehehehne
funky nutta xx[/quote]
Good morning FunkyD... Check ch check check check it out, lets turn this mutha funking party out... Say doc, what's the condition?? - name that tune :bounce:
Home visits, I love it.. great idea.... Such a selfless act... :giggle:
No norties - promise.:mrgreen:. Obviously, you can undertake any activity that would meet the aims of your job in a professional capacity..
Once and only once have you taken me in hand, will I fuck you very hard indeed.... hee hee hee... :inlove:
Dr_D
Second post: 8th October 2008.... Posted in Introduce yourself.. Hi to all at SP....
hi to you all,
This is my first thread on this site*, and would really welcome some help.. Please feel free to have a look at my profile and give me some pointers to improve my chances of meeting some of the horny and very very dirty people you have on your site...
I'm straight, and initially looking for single ladies (but could be tempted by the right couple for a MMF, MFF 3)!! then who knows.. I'll generally try everything once, and have a horn level that hasn't dropped since my teenage years!!
Take care, and see some of you soon....
D
* This is a lie...
To date I've had 159 views, 23 replies.. I'm hot!!! YEE HAAAAAAA.
Through this thread, I was introduced to FunkyDiva35 - Well I say introduced, she made her self known... She is a fine woman.. Pics to die for..
Oliviak also made herself known.. Profile Pics - Wow. She also guided me through my first chat-room, but more on that later....
MWM69 - how to make a complete twat of yourself on a chatroom - Called them MVM first of all, then Jo!! She's called Jan - I'm from Madchester originally see.. So its all gravy..
Ceylon - They also made themselves known... Mrs_C has a cracking figure, its just a shame that their membership expires...
OK - My first post: 8th October in the year of our lord 2008.... Posted in New and Nervous - Be gentle.... Ah fuck it - we all love it hard...
Hi all at SP...
I'm still new to this, so would like to hear from all you loverly swingers out there. funkydiva35 is currently my fav profile.. She's hot ... hot and wet. Good when you're with a women... Not when you're in the jungle.... She's a fucking hot and horny nutta - which is a good thing.
Are there any more of you sexy nuttas out there??
Want to hear from all of you, chat with most of you, and meet up with some of you..... Which are you???
Take care, and speak to you all soon....
The Doctor is in the surgery
As of the 15th 21:08 - 108 views and 10 replies... Not a bad effort...
Side effects are:
A whole new set of friends over the years
Many instances of great, fun sex
Excessive excitement leading up to meets.
Please tell me there is no cure! 
p.s. We must have a geek-out over our respective careers sometime. ;)
Suds[/quote]
Dear Suds,
Yes yes... This is all to familiar...
Trouble is, it also looks like I'm addicted too.. I've already made loads of Friends, I've not had any of the sex yet - but I know this takes time, and I know how to wait.. I'm coming to the Christmas meet and I'm already excited.... 
Re career geek-out, I like the sound of that... Cool :D
DD 
Didn't get the Erik reference until the chatroom last night.. Jesus that bloke can wank...... 
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Mrs93 - Not a medical doctor no..... But I am a Master of IT (MSc) and currently duing a Phd in IT.. So will be a Doctor of IT in about 4 years....
Yes I know that doesn't technically lend it's self to solving medical complaints, but I'll give it a damm good go!!
DD
hwoar:
:worship:.. Mr Celyon also popped in from time to time - I thought he was an intruder at first and called the police - egg on my face... Good to see you Mr Cey, you have the luckiest hands in the world... Cey (Mrs) also gave me a "shake down" of her amazing figure... This was after telling me that newbies shouldn't be so demanding - I'm so glad I'm naughty.... :rascal:
Mingandmong - naked like the day she was born, enjoying a solo - and a good one it was too.. Get in there ming&mong.... :haha:
Serens40 - WOW.... Liking the body sock.... great nips poking out.... Mouth watering now just thinking about them... Was that Mr Serens?? He a lucky bloke!! Great booty shake btw... 
Manic212 - always hot... Stripped off during the night... Made me want to bump uglies - hubba hubba 
Erik001 (mr) - fecking genius... From 10pm - 2am+ enjoying a good ol' fashion tommy, interspersed with urgent requests to anyone (didn't wan to lose the flow I suppose!!)... (insert name), can I whisper? :D :sticky:
Maxedout - Gave MWM a good run.... Tres funny guy.. Fully clothed
Pandora - Another wow...... Very hot and also very funny.... Naughty Pandora.. :D
Sudsy - Turns out we do similar jobs.. and he lives in England - what are the chances.... Very funny too... Again fully clothed (Erik take note!!)
mrmrsgiggles - H.O.T - hot!! Getting it on :doggy:.. although at one point it did look like he was humping the sofa.. Mrs gigles was hidden from view....
Tiff - teased us all by telling us that she had just got out of the bath / shower and had bubbles and water dripping, then came on cam in a dressing gown - still looking amazing though - your legs on your profile pics - Hmmm!! I also think she was horny... There was a Q in the chatroom to give her good seeing too!! I was second in line - oil in one hand, selection of toys in the other... :D
Chat:
MWM was on top form... She pulled Erik a number of times - though I suspect she would eat him alive if he took her up on her offer.... Some people just don't understand irony.. Can I cum / private chat MWM....
MWM and Cey also wanted to know if I could keep both of them happy (or words to that affect) - I will hold you both to that - oh yes, the doctor will hold you both to that.. Roll on the 27th Dec.... I will hold up to my side of the bargain - or die trying!! Just had another look at both profile (again) - Who's Jag was it??? Also - any chance of access to your private pics??
Tiff was on fire with her naughty talk... how many BJ's did you promise??
Pandora - was very funny - and also very hot on the cam....
I know I have missed so much stuff on here - it was a great group of people - sorry if I missed you......
On a final note - fixed my Cam this morning, so I will be making my first cam chat appearance Thursday or Friday... Shall I go naked and try to beat Erik's current record of 4 hours wanking?? Cey - I will have to return the fav and give you a show :D....... You choose where the cam goes :D..
Dr Dave - SP news...
Also, if you don't have any problems - let me know, and I'll see what I can do then you'll have a legit reason for making a visit :D....
The Doctor is most definatly in da house :D
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Well Ceylon1,
If it's lower back pain, you have two options: 1/ a good hot water bottle applied to the lower lumbar region then liberal application of deep heat. This will soothe the pain, and relax the muscles in the area. Option 2\ you lie on you front, naked. I know what you're thinking but stay with me. 