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23 Oct 2007

I am wondering if any of you can help me, i have infact lost a willy:upset::upset:, its is about 8 inches long,. sometimes bigger, most of the time smaller and goes by the name of wilbur.(as in Wilbur Willy). If any of you happen to see him kicking about maybe in forums of i hear he is often seen in chatroom, can you please give me a shout. he is a bit of a slippery bugger and has an eye for the ladies.:doggy::doggy: Thank you for any help you can offer me. I miss Wilbur so much:upset::upset: xxxxx

23 Oct 2007

cc.. ive just spotted him buying some lube in asda...

23 Oct 2007

your kidding, he knows not to cross the road on his own

23 Oct 2007

I know where he is crawling his way back home,batteries running dry,hoping his mistress will forgive him and give a good squeeze,the place she likes him

23 Oct 2007

but he cant read, and he is too wee to read a map:notes::notes:

23 Oct 2007

Aww CC i understand what the men mean now when they say there willie has a mind of its own. How naughty of him to wander off like that. i hope when he does come home you explain to him how he made you worry and give that naughty willie a right good spanking let us know when you find him, i may have to come and help you spank your willie xx kath xx

23 Oct 2007

im not sure i wlll be spanking Wilbur on his return, i will just be so happy to have him back. i do hope he hasnt picked up anything nasty on his travels...........:giggle: please keep an eye out for him........... hope he aint trying to hitch hike anywhere.

24 Oct 2007

[quote user=miss_ccrider]im not sure i wlll be spanking Wilbur on his return, i will just be so happy to have him back. i do hope he hasnt picked up anything nasty on his travels...........:giggle: please keep an eye out for him........... hope he aint trying to hitch hike anywhere.[/quote] Did he take his rain mack with him for protection:haha:

24 Oct 2007

he sure did................ all packed up in his little handky on a stick:upset::upset::upset:

25 Oct 2007

[color="cyan"]Does he wear a hoody or is his head bare all the time?[/color] :evil2:

26 Oct 2007

My Wilbur has infact got a hoody, and is quite recognisable Docmartin. He has been banned from shopping centres in his time so i know for sure he aint hanging about one.:haha::haha: Im now thinking of having to call Crimewatch for some advice. xxxxx

26 Oct 2007

CC when if/you get Wilbur back,next time put a lead round his neck,then he wont wander off. Your the Mistress take bloody

26 Oct 2007

what do you mean "IF" i get Wilbur back. He will be back, i just happened to lose him. dunno

:dunno: :boxing::boxing: we had a small tiff and he said he was going for a walk, havent seen him since. Hope none of you are holding Wilbur to randsom. And Venus i hope you are not abusing my Wilbur and making him model your Willy Warmer for you.

26 Oct 2007

Pssst CC, i think Venus has got him and is using him as a model for her willie warmers. If your not going to spank that naughty willie when he comes home.. i'll help you come and hug and kiss him and welcome him back :welcome: we could hold a welcome home wilbur party. All his friends could come wearing the latest from the line of Venus in willie warmers, aww it will be lovely Hurry home Wilbur

27 Oct 2007

CC when i eventually have my op,you can have mine if Wilbur doesnt make it home,think I`m getting jealous of this Wibur,too many peeps like him. Debs xxx

27 Oct 2007

Thank you Debbs thats very kind of you, but you do keep saying "IF" Wilbur comes home,:upset::upset: Wilbur will be back!!!!! If not slightly modified by Venus's bobble hat attachment. Atleast i can be assured he wont get the cold and become a bit drippy:grin: KC i have put an appeal out for Wilbur stating that on his return he will have two sexy ladies prepared to care for and pamper his every needs:-o:-o SEE YOU SOON WILBUR!!!!!!!!!!!!

27 Oct 2007

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: He'll be home in no time CC no need to fret now. And the thought of twin wilburs isnt a bad one either :-o:-o

28 Oct 2007

Hope he hasnt fallen down in a pool of chocolate, he`ll be s bit stiff when it sets. CC More fun for you then,when hes home.

28 Oct 2007

Oh a stiff Wilbur and a Wonka now, my they are multiplying:happy::happy:

28 Oct 2007

cc we have read all the messages here and still haven't a clue what the hell yous talkin about, have you lost one of ya toys ,ya favorite one called wilbur lol

28 Oct 2007

Clare i lured him down here with promises of Irn Bru- only a small case so he should be home soon and will be the stronger for it!!! :rose:

29 Oct 2007

aw thanks for that Rosie, atleast i know someone will look after him for me. So he is now coming home with is wee bobble hat(willy warmer) on and also a weee bottle of Irn bru tucked under his arm. He will be a happy Wilbur, hope all you girlies give Wilbur a big kiss if you see him go by. passionkiss

assionkiss: Its ok Two on two, i just happened to misplace Wilbur:-o:-o

29 Oct 2007

CC if he passes my way i`ll give him a big smacker,just to keep him horny all the way home. xxxxxxxxxx passionkiss

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30 Oct 2007

Is there not a society for the protecion of wilburs ?? i wander what it would be called, the RSPOCK ?:bounce::bounce::bounce:

30 Oct 2007

:? Royal Society for the protection of ??????????????????:?:? duh i am really really thick today, been trying to work that out innocent

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30 Oct 2007

Royal Society For the Protection of *ocks :happy:

30 Oct 2007

:giggle::giggle:. i had the cock, bit was confused as to what the K meant :giggle::giggle: Wilbur was a bit slow on paying his membership for the care that he rightfully needed. did tell him to join a union but he chose not to.

30 Oct 2007

KC is this just for stiff ones or limp ones?

31 Oct 2007

Debbie i think it covers the various members size shape and ridgitity! Venus i hope you get the colours right for the union, you know how tetchy those union's can be ! OHh you could add the slogan to the warmers... One for all and all for One !! Or the standby slogan.. If your not in bed by midnight ... go home..

31 Oct 2007

How big do you think Wilbur is Kc, tofit all that on his new warmer, he is only 8 inches,when fully pleased to meet people. Venus i do hope your good with dealing with small things :high-smile::high-smile::high-smile: