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dr_dave

Over 90 days ago

Straight Male, 50

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14 Oct 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]hey dr......watch out for those sexy cey's their very rude!![/quote] They so are... Hmmmmmmm.. Its choca full of very rude peeps in here.. biggrin

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I was hoping to find people who enjoy playing Backgammon (like Oliviak), but all they want to do is meet up with really hot peeps and have loads of the sex... It's really odd.... Well I suppose when in Rome... Yee Haa..... Had a propper look through your pics btw - WOW!!!!!!! Check your bad ass out... Dr_Dave

13 Oct 2008

[quote user=ceylon1]welcome to the nut house Dr Dave. This site gets better and better now we have our very own resident doccie lol. Have fun, you chose a goodun :thumbup: ceylons :love:[/quote] Why thank you Ceylons :inlove:.... I am here to deal with any of your ailments... I'm enjoying your cam this evening btw..... :clap: :lick: silly

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13 Oct 2008

[quote user=blondecouple]LOL... see I can send telepathic thoughts to people I dont even know YAY me lol Welcome Dave Jo & Daz xxx[/quote] Jo, I have no idea how I do it.... No idea at all.. :-o Thank you Jo & Daz...... Hot pics btw... I'm finding myself saying this so often on this site.... I'm not a slut.. No really I'm not.... Ok, I'm a complete compliment slut :censored:....

13 Oct 2008

bugger, missed you...:upset:.... I was making house visits.. A Dr's work is never done.. Had to change some dressings, "apply" a selection of creams, and deliver a baby..... If I knew you were in the chat rooms, I'd have done one and got online.... Just to compound my misery, just how were you waiting???? :bounce:.... I'm going in now..... Are you there???? Dr_Dave

11 Oct 2008

Mike and Maggie, I'm new at this too, but you have picked one hell of a group of people to join.. I'm skirting round the edges at the mo, trying to get myself known (which is harder for single males - apparently :grin: ). You can tell from the chat rooms, and the forums, that this is a close community of sexy people.. lots of hormones flying round.. So far, FunkyDiva and Oliviak have looked after me - if any others would like to look after me, I'm game smile

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.. Yee Haa..... :) Anyway enjoy your selves and see you in the Chat rooms (which still scare the be-jesus out of me) and forums.. Take Care.... Dr_Dave (a real doctor, if any of you need a bed bath.. One must always remember to use oil to moisturise once bathed)

11 Oct 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35][quote user=oliviak]Funky am I a sexy nutta? :crazy:[/quote] u sure r sexy oli......xx[/quote] Yes she sure is :rose: ... Had the pleasure of seeing her face in the chat room. Hot digidy...... Oh Matron.. Profile fix needed me thinks smile

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...... Then Chat room. hope to see you in there!!

11 Oct 2008

Thanx Funkster. You're a doll.. smile

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Taking your advice, being polite, not being vulgar - there will be plenty of oportunity for my toilet mouth... And wondering hands and fingers... :censored: BTW, if I wanted to attend one of the many meets that happen, how does that work, normally... Oh, fook, 4got.... Brimming house.. Its full, not even room for a little bit more... Iams with carrot.... Full house.. Woof woof.. Dr D

11 Oct 2008

Yes please lol :bounce:.... Yee haa... Ok, I think I need more sleep..... Full house - ooopps, sorry, wrong thread :doh:... As per your top advice, I've added content 'n' shit to my profile.. I've also added pics of me with my titties out.... Let me know what you all think?..... Are you looking at my bra?? smile

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... No cock pics yet.... Like to keep a bit of mystery ;).... Dr D

11 Oct 2008

Went on the chatroom for the first time propper tonight.. Thanks to all who made me feel welcome... rotflmao

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Oliviak - you looked after me in there... Thank you. Nice to put a face to that body.. WOW!! :thrilled:... can't believe you went to bed on your own... I'm still new to this site, so I won't tell you what I wanted to say.. I'll wait until I'm known.... Can't thank you all enough... Maybe I'll get to thank some of you in person.... boink

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10 Oct 2008

Well hello "full house" k.... Wow, talk about the dogs bolox of food, Cesar... With you and FunkyD here, I need nothing else. ;)... Yee mo fo'ing haa.... such a nice sexy bunch of people... Oopppssss... Forgot.... Ones house is full.. Your house is full, his house is full. Her house is full. Their house is not full.... discuss.. :beer: Trying to get into the chat room. Made an arse of myself, then had a look at the advice.. Looks like I was whispering at people without knowing I had.. sorry. Look forward to chatting with you all, when I grow a pair of bolox... Oh, there they are, all smooth and soft.... smile

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Sexy nuttas..... Dog, Bone, House... house is full..

10 Oct 2008

So what's the answer then?? My head hurts :beer:

10 Oct 2008

K, To answer the question you asked funky... Of course you are. Very horny.... Liking the pics :happy:.... This is such a cool site, with so many cool peeps... This rocks!!

10 Oct 2008

Funky, Why yes you do get a blue peter badge...... and house points, and a big tick from the teacher ;)... Plus anything else you can think of!!

10 Oct 2008

Does it show that I'm new at this.... Sorry Jan.. Don't know where I got Jo from.. :-o...

8 Oct 2008

It could also be far simpler.. Swinger Personals started out as a banana producer back in the day but lost out to Chiquita in the banana wars of 1928. The SP Webmaster then turned his / her attention to the world of swinging (it was like fate!!)... The rest is history.... The banana picture is therefore a nod to the history of SP.... Saying that, I prefer the phallic idea (soft fruit, nice to bite)... My mental imagery is good right now!! :lick:

8 Oct 2008

Fucking Genius!!!! biggrin

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.... Full mutha fucking house Mo fo..... It's a labradoodle eating Pal, with marabone... Licking my own nuts, humping a slipper.... In summary, My house is your house, is a full house... I like sam, sam likes ham, Spam I am

8 Oct 2008

Bugger, It looks like I've stumbled out of the SP forum into a maths lesson forum :lick:.... The walls, they're closing in... Who needs numbers... ARGHHHH Is the answer 3 tomatoes?? rotflmao

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8 Oct 2008

Hi all at SP... I'm still new to this, so would like to hear from all you loverly swingers out there. funkydiva35 is currently my fav profile.. She's hot :inlove: ... hot and wet. Good when you're with a women... Not when you're in the jungle.... She's a fucking hot and horny nutta - which is a good thing. Are there any more of you sexy nuttas out there?? Want to hear from all of you, chat with most of you, and meet up with some of you..... Which are you??? Take care, and speak to you all soon.... The Doctor is in the surgery

8 Oct 2008

Why thank you Jo.... Very helpful - I'm looking forward to getting cracking, so to speak :lol2:... Meet ups sound like loads of fun.... May need further hand holding, though I think I'm in good hands here!! Great profile and pics by the way!! I think I may have a look at a few more and get some ideas!! Take care and speak to you soon....

7 Oct 2008

hi to you all, This is my first thread on this site, and would really welcome some help.. Please feel free to have a look at my profile and give me some pointers to improve my chances of meeting some of the horny and very very dirty people you have on your site... I'm straight, and initially looking for single ladies (but could be tempted by the right couple for a MMF, MFF 3)!! then who knows.. I'll generally try everything once, and have a horn level that hasn't dropped since my teenage years!! Take care, and see some of you soon.... D

7 Oct 2008

To all the single (not essential!!) ladies of the Bristol area, I'm a 33 year old recently separated horny man in need of horny ladies for dirty fun.... I'm open to suggestions, so come on ladies, let me know what you can offer.. Would also entertain the idea of a MMF / MFF 3some (I'm currently straight) with a young couple (under 30, or a very hot 30-40 couple..) Do you want to watch me bang your wife / girlfriend??? Shock me - I dare you...