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dr_dave
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
0 miles · Bristol

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[quote user=funkydiva35]not jumped me balcony but got twatted instead.... :fuckinghell:[/quote] A good compromise I think.... There's a TV add in there too.. "Don't jump, get twatted instead" Fooking genius....
[quote user=funkydiva35]yeah cum and play wiv me.......me and me lady garden!!![/quote] Lady garden..... hmmmmm, now that does sound nice.... I hear that the lady garden likes to be stroked - maybe after application of baby oil??? is that true???? Also licked... Cause I'm sweet and innocent, I don't actually have any practical experience.. Does anyone want to teach me?? I have rather a strong tongue so it can take long, long lessons......
and FunkyD, could you please stop changing your profile pic so it shows you in your pants grabin your tunt???? Its Thomas all round here... I'm now empty... n haven't got out of bed 4 3 days..... What I wouldn't do to get in em ha ha ha
[quote user=miss_ccrider]sweeming?????????????????????[/quote] Yes Sweeming... Its like swimming but you do it backwards - feet first :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:... I shouldn't take the piss though... How many of you can write in another language (without using a babel site??) Je Suis le pantalon. Je voudrais une chambre avec salle de bains.. and that's your lot.... :lol2::lol2::lol2: DD
Fucking Genius.......... I've learnt something very new today..... I had no idea they lived in the moors of the highlands.. I thought they were lowland creatures living solitary lives and only getting together for mating... I think my teacher also told me they the males had antlers that grew during the mating season for rutting.. This, as it turns out is utter crap.. He was getting confused with Deer.. Just goes to show what a mess our education system is in.. This from the same system who teach us that x+y = xy or something... Who has ever used algebra in the real world (like for purchasing carrots or lampshades)??????
[quote user=mwm69]Fascinating Stuff Chuck!!! boink but you need to get out more :giggle: ...........and No I didnt try to lick my elbow cos I knew you were gonna refer to it further down the line :haha::haha:[/quote] PMS :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: (Sorry MWM its your stalker again lol smile ) Also, the stuff about the horse statues is an urban myth.. banghead:banghead: DR_D
[quote user=mwm69]blink:blink: Think I am being stalked by the DR bolt[/quote] PMS... smile...... Not seen your profile pic in ages Mrs MWM, great legs..... Dr_D - stalker extrodinaire
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ktjh;rylk;tlj;ylk,jpohkgoritjfieruhduwetxgtrex c;jfnfeoirfperokf;,,frifjeioudfuweygtiwoirtpeg mlskdncpseofkpeorgjoeijfl;srktkeorkgpfkermflek ogpeormfelkgmpeorkfperoglekmvp;lgkmpekgmpeovm;;jfnfeoirfperokf;,,frifjeioudfuweygtiwoirtpegm lskdncpseofkpeorgjoeijfl;srktkeorkgpfkermfleko gpeormfelkgmpeorkfperoglekmvp;lgkmpekgmpeovm;d rlrmg;dlfv;plogm;eolkvperogmpeolgmlskfwlkrefpe roigkpromfletkigjmroiujfoierjlfrkgmeplorgkjpor fkpoekfpwortoeiujyorituhjgolkmf;slf;slmf;srkmg poetjgopeijfopwijpvsojvpzockjpsokfpwoiktpejloe ktjh;rylk;tlj;ylk,jpohkgoritjfieruhduwetxgtrex c;jfnfeoirfperokf;,,frifjeioudfuweygtiwoirtpeg mlskdncpseofkpeorgjoeijfl;srktkeorkgpfkermflek ogpeormfelkgmpeorkfperoglekmvp;lgkmpekgmpeovm; So to sumerise, horny as fook.. My head between Funky's legs... face deep... hhhmmmm.. I like the pic on your profile of you with your red pants on (hands in them)... very horny..
[quote user=funkydiva35]:inlove::rose::inlove::rose::inlove::rose::inlove::rose::inlove::rose::inlove::rose::inlove::rose:[/quote] Can I come and play??
[quote user=miss_ccrider]dont want any mildew on my lady garden. But i cant say no to a little bit of jack frost.smile:)[/quote] People don't do dogging in Scotland.. Its cold down here in the south west so it must be cocking freezing North of the border.. If I were to get the old fella out in Inverness, frost bite would set in within 5 minutes (though it would have to find it first ha ha ha..) I'm with you all on this subject though.. Don't mind outdoor sex, but not in a car park so others can look.. People might have seen me at it in a park, pub beer garden, the woods etc, but that wasn't the point of the exercise.. We were just horny and happened to be in those places at the time.. It was also Summer..
[quote user=mwm69]Do we have a Scottish Pyjama Party in here then:happy::rascal: I know we are not Scottish but we have Pyjamas and I think I have a distant Scottish uncle removed for whatever:rascal::rascal:[/quote] I like your thinking MWM.... I'm taking notes here.. I've been to Scotland - more than once if that helps??... I've also driven over the Fourth road bridge both ways.. Happy Burns night for tomorrow - I won't be on here tomorrow, my local pub is having a Burns night, with a piper, and haggis in Bath!!.. It's not like the landlord is Scottish either...
Full house - get in... Not done one of those in a while.. and this is a real one too.. Wasn't until Mrs MVM69 told me what the full house thread was for that I realised it wasn't just a random thread.. Me adding Full house every so often wasn't the point lol.... Anyway, doggy, followed by cowboy, reverse cowboy, mish, plenty of oral, finished in the choice of the lady... All while eating Pal..
[quote user=funkydiva35]i still luv u dr.....and cc......do u still both luv me????[/quote] more than life it's self Funks, more than life...... Dr_D
[quote user=oliviak][quote user=funkydiva35]:bounce::bounce: how many sleeps now???:bounce::bounce:[/quote] Don't ask me funks... I can't count apparently :crazy::crazy:[/quote] Don't you do stuff in accounting Oli?? banghead:banghead: Not sure thats the best advert.... smileinnocent:whistling:
[quote user=oliviak][quote user=dr_dave][quote user=oliviak]Dr Dave!!!! Where ya been? I thought you had been kidnapped or summat... :crazy:[/quote] I was kidnapped Sexy Oli, and forced to go to lots of bars with locals... So much fun after I realised I wasn't going to be killed... Thai girls are so friendly (even the ones who don't ask for payment ha ha ha)... By the way Oli, you are even hotter in real life than on your profile pic (which is very hot).... Very sexy, hot Antipodean lady..... Dr_D[/quote] :inlove:passionkiss:rose: :-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o[/quote] You are very welcome Oli, very welcome... :inlove::inlove::love::love::love:sillyassionkiss::passionkiss::phwoar::phwoar:
[quote user=funkydiva35]im not a scot but i dont half fancy sexy cc in her designer ripped pj's ..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm[/quote] Who doesn't Funky of D, who doesn't..... You wouldn't need to remove em... Move em to the side, or rip em just a little bit more.... Grrrr..
[quote user=funkydiva35]fuck im soooooooooooooooooooooooo bored!![/quote] You may be bored Funky, but with a profile pic like your new one and your ever changing member of the month pic, I'm anything but bored.. Thomas all around.....
[quote user=oliviak]Funks have you forgotten? You are meant to use the word tunt or lady garden.... :bounce:[/quote] Lady Garden PMS.... :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce: Never heard anyone actually use that phrase to describe the front bottom smile... Well, not with a straight face anyhow....
[quote user=miss_ccrider]Dr Dave, if you come up here and do my a naked willy dance i will give it a great big kiss for you. xxx[/quote] I'm on the internet now booking a flight. Then its the shower to wash and trim (men should do this on a regular basis-just in case)... Scotland here I come.... Dr_D
[quote user=oliviak]Oh please no naked willy dances... .get enough of those from Del...:giggle::giggle:bolt[/quote] Us blokes are generally of the opinion that the ladies love the naked willy dance.. Regardless of how often you protest.... We all have a chip installed that's activated when we're 17.. It gives us the ability to perform the willy dance. This usually happens once we're out of the shower wearing just a towel.. Towel drops and.... Willy dance...
[quote user=miss_ccrider]thought he was a lady boy xxxx[/quote] CC - You might have had a chance to find out.... But alas, it wasn't to be.. boo hoo... Do you love me (said in a slightly pissed, Scotish accent) hic.... smile
[quote user=sudsy]Dave - you're SCARING me now ! pmsl Welcome back ;)[/quote] Sudsy Mate.......... Thank you.. smile Yea, just read back what I wrote, and I scared myself lol..
[quote user=oliviak]Dr Dave!!!! Where ya been? I thought you had been kidnapped or summat... :crazy:[/quote] I was kidnapped Sexy Oli, and forced to go to lots of bars with locals... So much fun after I realised I wasn't going to be killed... Thai girls are so friendly (even the ones who don't ask for payment ha ha ha)... By the way Oli, you are even hotter in real life than on your profile pic (which is very hot).... Very sexy, hot Antipodean lady..... Dr_D
[quote user=funkydiva35]no trust me sexy cc....the dr aint no lady boi....hehehehe[/quote] Thanks Funky.. If I were a lady boy however, I'd never leave the house.. Tits and a cock... If it were possible to sweat food, there would be no reason to go outside ever. How far have they got in understanding the full map of human DNA.. I wish they'd hurry up... Too slow.... In the meantime, I should maybe stop being weird which might help in getting some woof woof.. Dr_D
[quote user=miss_ccrider]Im not rude, im a very good mis-understood girlie, i will have you know. xx[/quote] ha ha ha ha ha smile pms... I'm nodding knowingly now..... I've written that down, mis-understood.... Like it... Ha ha... Still love you
[quote user=oliviak][quote user=miss_ccrider]Fuck me whats a cock? xx[/quote] Lets try this one again Miss CC.... now a cock is that wee little thing attached to a man... tis the thing that you played with in a naughty way and got the baby up there...understand???? :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:[/quote] Very well put Oli.... If you need a further reference CC, look at most male profiles on here... There you will find pictures of cocks.. Different sizes, some red raw from excessive wanking etc........ If you need further clarification, I will come up to show you first hand... Will even do a naked dance-if that will further your understanding... Dr_D
[quote user=miss_ccrider]where the fuck is Bolton? smile[/quote] Bless :) lol.... Where's Bolton.... You've never been to "the water place" in Bolton then CC?.... You haven't lived (Love you by the way!!).... Ok, its not all that.... In sumary, still love you CC.. Ha Dr_D
[quote user=funkydiva35]mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well hello there sexy peep......:inlove: ooooh i m speachless.....all i can say is i hope u hav lots of fun!! funky nutta xx:P[/quote] Fook Funky, you speachless - you not twatted then sexy.... This is what sober feels like..... Welcome Leon by the way..... This is a cool place..... Dr_D