Hello to everyone ! , Im back after a little break and looking for friends and some good conversation , Im a Mature friendly Male who is able to hold a good conversation and has a strong sense of humour ! .
Im in the WA7 areea and really looking to hearing from some of you beautiful people out there , I like my space at times but I also love company so if you would like to get in touch then you know where I am .
Take Care .
Mal .
Well Said Cat :clap: :clap: :clap:.
And to the rest of you for your comments,I havent experienced this yet but if it was allowed to carry on no doubt most of us would.
Mal
Oh eck if its diamonds and gold you really want I guess you shouldnt be reading this !!!.
Im just an honest down to earth guy but some say Im a diamond and others say Im worth my weight in gold !!! .
I think Im a laid back nice relaxed person who would love to meet a nice couple or single person and begin a nice relationship and have a lot of good times , laughs , drinks , meals or whatever does it for you !!!.
Hey I didnt mention sex ! but I assume you would expect that as part of our relationship/friendship . I am totally honest so if you contact me with questions you must expect honesty and I expect the same so go on mail me and lets talk .
Hope to hear from you soon !!#
Mal xx
Hey girlie I know a weed when I see one (had a hard life)I know your eating your heart out cos I havent let you look at it yet but be nice to me and you can MMMMMMMMMMMMMM .
Your welcome to a photo of it direct to your box (mailbox) cant put one on the gallery bin told off for that b4 !.
Hey maybe when I get the head on it we could share head together !! .
Mal xxx
that was funny red xx ,
Ok I know you all need an update on its progress so ! its now 9foot but it hasnt got a head on it yet and we all need a bit of head dont we ??.
WATCH THIS SPACE
Mal .
bet you catch 6ft fish as well dont ya ,
Mal . :clap:
Not your best Cat !!
A reporter went to the Argentine jungle to investigate a remote tribe of pigmys, when he arrived he found that the village was surrounded by pampas grass 6ft tall.
The pigmys were known as the fukarwy tribe,reporter asked how they got their name and the chief said "we are 4foot tall and the grass is 6foot tall so we need to jump up and down and say where the fufukarwy .
Ok wasnt my best either.
Mal xx
Cop why do I love you so much XXX .
Bet you know ha ha ha xxx
Hello Guys Im Mal,as a Guy who is reasonably new back on the site I can totally see where your comeing from ! I have myself made a few suggestions and asked questions but never got very far ! ( read my threads on the forums) .
The thread you talk of could be very good but you say that admin and mods should choose whot goes on the notice board ,with the greatest respect to admin and the mods we all have our own fixed opinions on what is best and isnt so do you not think an open forum is best for feedback then you have the opinion of a 100,000+ people as against maybe a dozen.
Love what you are saying and am with you on your thinking !!
Mal xx
I mean it !! you would be lucky to find a bigger one !!.
Its 8foot 4inches up to now and it aint got a head on it yet !!.(and we all need a bit of head dont we ??).
Oh eck I forgot to say didnt I its my Sunflower Im talking about !! .
Just like we all do it started off as a small seed that fell off the bird table and then got hard,firm and very big .
I would put a photo up but its not got anything to do with swinging so I cant but if you want to have a look at it I will send one to your mailbox.
Hey if you have a bigger one I would like to see it !!!
Mal xx
Hey your a brilliant Cop you !!!
Malxx
And by the way Bibi I bet it was you that left me that box of toffees and fudge this morning but you dont want others to know what good friends we are !!
Mal xx :devil:
Oh eck ! I was trying to make a usefull contribution here, I was simply asking if more could be done to police what does happen .
Before I get my wrist slapped for saying that I know things are being watched but would rather see 100,000 police on the beat than a dozen .
If that dont make sense what I said I rest my case .
Mal .
That was excellent :clap: I must have kept at least one brewery open in my time .
Mal .
As I was opening the door to let the dosg out this morning I found a box of Toffee and Fudge assortment with a nice picture of Llandudno on the front,someone had passed it through my open window in the last few hours .
Now cum on was it you ???.
Mal .
We all know that this and other similar Services are full of people who are not what they say they are especially married men who say they are single. This spoils the system for single guys like myself who in the long run suffer for it .
There are more than enough genuine people on here to be able to flush these people out and report back to Admin or have a name and shame box of some kind.
This has to be wide open to suggestions so lets hear what yours are and try and at least reduce them.
Mal .
Thanks for that guys very helpful ! .
Ive been in the chat room a few times but mainly sitting on the side learning .
People like yourselves are a credit to the Service !! .
Take Care .
Mal xxx
Hello everyone .
Looking to meet couples or singles in the Liverpool or Warrington area for a one off or preferably a regular meet.
No pressure just good company and a little fum .
Mal
Thanks Dave , Ive been a bit grumpy over the last cuople of days must be the hot weather not used to it
Mal .
Hey Dave your still pointing that cock ! guess that must of taken your mind off the link we moved on from the 2/1 and 5/1s and a few nice people have given brilliant advice to me since then but thanks for your contribution !!.
Hey my old dad once said listen son dont let your dick rule your head cos you will find that men with big cocks have quite small brains ! dont really know what he meant by that but my cock aint massive, just comfortable .
Take Care
Ivor thankyou that was honest and brilliant !!!.
Its nice to know that more than me read between the lines !!.
Stay around I like your honesty !!
Mal X
Jenny your magic !! thank you for that !!,
I guess you saw through all the fog there and answered my question I asked .
You are my Lady of the month !!!!!!!!!!!
Mal xxxx
Hey thats brilliant !!! thank you guys and galls I almost know what its about now .
Any other tips will be gratefully recieved .
What nice people !!
Mal xx
Little boy comes home from school and says to his dad "hey dad whats testicles ?"
His dad said "Bollocks"
The lad said "Piss off then Gonna ask me mum"
Hi Ive neen into the chatroom a few times in the last few days and all looks fine but I find Im not even getting replys when I say hello or good morning , am I doing something wrong ? not pressing the right buttons or whatever ?.
Any tips .
Mal
Hi Im looking for a sexy Lady or couple in this area ,Im in my 50s , sexy not bad looking , own place , totally discreet and love to please, mail me and we will see if I am wot your looking for !!.
If I aint tried it I promise I want to
Mal
Lucky sod , one cock up after the other ! I got some catching up to do then ! .
And another thing stop pointing that cock at me when your talking its not polite .
Mal .
Hey you all settle down now ! I posted a pic hope it dont scare you 2 much but its stayed on up to now ! hey Im not getting at everyone (honest).ha ha
Mal xxx
Post edited 27-07-2006 22:02
Hello and thanks for stopping here to read this !!.
Im in the wa7 area and as I said Im single ,sexy ,not bad looking and have a mad sense of humour.
I am looking for more in my life and thats why your reading this ok, I would like to meet a lady or a couple who believe that you only live once so enjoy what you have and can get.
Im very broad minded and believe that if you havent already done it you should try it and if you have done it and liked it you better do it again .I have my own place and am totally discreet clean and private, you wont shock me so mail me if you think we might click .
I have only posted one photo but if you would like more or have questions to ask please do so .
Lets be friends if nothing else ok !!!.
Please reply if you like what youve read and if you dont I hope you find what your looking for ! .
Take Care .
Mal xxx
