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yelretsa
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 76
0 miles · Cheshire
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Warming the Bed
My name is Mal short for Malcolm but I dont like that ! .
I have re-read it and still think its in the mood I wrote it light and smiley .
It is being read and if I have comments from others after they have read it we can see what they think together , Deal ??
MAL xx forum says anything goes , did I get that wrong as well ?
Post edited 26-07-2006 19:57
Warming the Bed
Oh cum on you !, I happen to have a very keen sense of humour and although it might not light your candle Im sure others will get a smile from some of my threads !.
Lighten up a little Im sure I would get more depressive feedback if all readers felt the same as yourself.
It doesnt encourage people to post threads if they keep getting shot down xx
Post edited 26-07-2006 18:59
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Hey wouldnt it be nice if we lived in a perfect world !!!.
If it was,here are just a few things that might happen ****
We would send a mail to people saying hello ! and they would reply to the mail even to say sorry but your not for me/us .
The people we contact might be who or what they say they are and not just telling porkies.
People who have found the perfect solution to finding partners would contact us to pass on the secret .
But thats in a perfect world !! by the way I still believe in Father Christmas so dont spoil that for me .
Mal
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Hey just checked up on Leo for you, here we go ! .
Strong minded people who always try to have the last word or they are inclined to sulk, very sexually oriented and have been known to excell in these matters, like to take a leading part in most things,quite good in a relationship but better alone only taking on company as and when they feel the need, blossom to their best in their late fourties
Hey good that innit .
Mal xx
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Leo eh , dont know a lot about that sign certainly not married one only a Librian and a Aquarian .
I myself am a Scorpio as your probably aware it is the sexiest sign of all and very modest at the same time ha ha .
Ive never really studied the signs but do believe they can influence your life, Im also a Spiritualist and believe strongly in that.
Bet I can hear you saying "wots he telling me all that crap for".
Mal xx
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Well thats a 1000% better than falling out !!! innit ? .
If I was a young man you would be perfection !! for me .
I excell at eating clit and thats not what you asked for, shame that would have been fun cos you look perfect !! .
Please direct any stray lambs you find in my direction please , I need your experience !!.
Friends ok ????
Mal xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Hey your still being a bit naughty !!, I have tried to apologise but to no avail up to now , I only kiss arse for pleasure cos Im not a subserviant person .
I feel a lot better about the site since we locked horns cos nothing is going to get by you from what Ive seen up to now.
Mal
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Dont think I called anyone tossers ???, or included all that are here for free !, thought this was an open forum anything goes ???.
I was simply making a comment on my opinions , is that not allowed ??.
And by the way you must not take the rotweiler comment as an insult ! I love dogs ! I have 2 Border Collies and a cat love all animals.
For the second time shall we start again ???.
Mal .
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Wow that was heavy !!,I was posting a comment and didnt expect a reply from anyone with a back up !!, a simple hello or welcome back would have been nice then any issues that arose that you were not happy with we could have talked about and agreed or not ???.
My reason for paying my fees before fully checking out the site fully is that I believe if someone is prepared to set up a site such as this or any other kind of site then they should be rewarded for their efforts so I pay my dues.
I did not expect to enter the gates to find a couple of rotweilers waiting to rip my leg off !.
Shall we start again ???
Regards.
Mal
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A big hi to everyone new and old on the site .
Im back after a few months break from the site to see what has changed and up to now that dont seem to be a lot !!.
Immediatly I see the main complaints are about advertisers,liars, wind up merchants etc etc etc, that aint changed eh .
Ok having said the above and at the risk of repeating myself I still feel the main problem is the large number of non paying people on the site !!!, I am all for a trial period to try and get new permanent members who should then pay a fee or walk !!!.
Without making a payment these messers have nothing to loose by doing there wind ups and wasting true members time.
Am I alone in how I feel ??? , if not please voice your views.
Thanks for reading this .
Mal.
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Hello to all out there !
Im a loving fun male in his 50s (single) fit and fun to be with,I have my own place and Im totally discreet.
Im very open minded and up for most things, I believe that sex is for fun and should be enjoyed and not taken to serious.
If you think I could be part of your fun life then respond to this thread please and lets see where we can go from here.
All replies will be answered as will all questions.
Thanks for the time you took to read this.
Take Care.
Warming the Bed
Hi Ive just come back in here after a few months break to see if things have livened up any.
Im looking to meet people in my area for company and of course a little no heavy strings rumpy pumpy.
Im very open about who I meet but mainly :- couples married or single, straight or gay, married or single ladies (Im totally discreet and have my own place),I might even be prepared to look into my bi side if you are able to assure me it will be fun and a good experience that will turn me on.
Im a very caring relaxed humoures guy and told Im good company so why dont you at least mail me and lets talk a little that could be fun.
Hope to hear soon take care .
Warming the Bed
I was 16 and working in a little factory,I was pretty green when it came to sex and done very little,one lunch time I was just stood looking out of the window whan my boss passed me a magazine that turned out to be a sex mag,as I looked through it I could feel my cock starting to rise and noticed my boss was still stood by my side, next thing his hand was inside my pants touching my cock and balls nothing was said possibly out of shock and it also felt brilliant and I got the biggest stiff on ever,he wanked me slowly and then went on his knees and started sucking my cock as well as wanking gently(first time ever for me),it didnt take long before I blasted my load into his mouth and what a feeling !!, when he stood up he pulled out a massive stiff cock and asked me to wank him i had done mutual wanking as a kid so it was no problem.
It never happened again and we never spoke of it.
I have never touched or been touched by a male again but still get hard thinking about it and think I want to try it again, what do you think I should do and how do I find someone to do it with ???.
Im waiting for replies !!
Warming the Bed
Hi Im Mal and single (widowed), Im looking to meet couples and singles in and around the WA7 and WA8 areas .
Im not a bad looking guy, 6ft, im fit and have a good sense of humour, I do smoke and like a drink but I want i little more in my life and wonder if you are the people to help with that ?.
Please at least mail me and lets talk a little and see what goes from there ok.
Take care now Mal
