Two red indians were walking through a cherokee desert. One says to his friend,
"I understand you've been married a good few years now. What's your wife's name?"
"I call her Three Horse" he says.
"That's rather an unusual name" says his friend. "Why Three Horse?"
He replied "In Red Indian, it means Nag-Nag-Nag"
Not your best Cat !!
A reporter went to the Argentine jungle to investigate a remote tribe of pigmys, when he arrived he found that the village was surrounded by pampas grass 6ft tall.
The pigmys were known as the fukarwy tribe,reporter asked how they got their name and the chief said "we are 4foot tall and the grass is 6foot tall so we need to jump up and down and say where the fufukarwy .
Ok wasnt my best either.
Mal xx
The classics are the best Mal :O!
[quote user=yelretsa]Not your best Cat !!
A reporter went to the Argentine jungle to investigate a remote tribe of pigmys, when he arrived he found that the village was surrounded by pampas grass 6ft tall.
The pigmys were known as the fukarwy tribe,reporter asked how they got their name and the chief said "we are 4foot tall and the grass is 6foot tall so we need to jump up and down and say where the fufukarwy .
Ok wasnt my best either.
Mal xx[/quote]
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