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twoontwo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
Bisexual Female, 57
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[quote user=funkydiva35]and sexy mw..... iv gone no where iv still puttin my gobshite in these forums to keep em goin.... yeah the place as changed but dont forget we'v had chrimbo soooo peeps av bin dealin wiv all that bollox!! but im sure it will cum bak to life now, jus like sexy pussy sed!! oh and welcum bak....iv missed ya!! fuck me iv got sooooo much goin on in me bonce im slowly goin insane....wot wiv weddin plans and tryin to find a house (cus we'v got to move outta ere in 2 months) markies new job and movin premises....think i mite b hedin to the knackers yard soon....... can anyone help me.....:doh: come to wales funks funky nutta xx[/quote]
we all booked and just need to find something sexy to wear anyone got any ideas?? needs to be easy on an easy off pmsl and suitable for me with small tits lol oh and we aint got a shag for later sorted yet either so feel free to ask xxxxxx dave n tee
well do we stay or do we go. we cant decide so thought we would have a vote on it lol
very glad we made the last minute decision to go, a big thanks to you for organising such a great social, all the hard work you put it was much appreciated by everyone we are sure, oohh what a night xxxxxxxxxxx dave n tee and we are still getting over it lol
we just leaving home now , shound be there in time , see ya all soon we are the shy couple in the corner as norm xxxxx
[quote user=fruitmedley]Hi two, I have been to clubs a good handful of times now and I tend to just go with the flow. If you do find the sign that hints at "want a shag lol" then it always makes me look like a "desperte single fem lol". I have only been with a guy to clubs but when with sp club meets it seems easier I find. But I just chat, flirt, use the eye contact and suggestive comments and see where that takes me. I will always go and play in the play rooms myself with the person escorting me there. The noise normally attracts people to watch and play alongside. I was in a club awhike back and it was a couple only room and singles could only enter if invited by a couple I think. I was plaing and very much wanted to invite a certain guy watching us to join in but that is where my confidence failed. But still had a lovely time. My first club tho, I was in the jacuzzi with a guy and chatting happily to another couple and at one point the man briefly touched my leg. I didnt realise that was a signal that he would like to play. Damn was I peed off at the end of the eve when my escort told me that was a signal!! So I tend to just flirt and do all I would normally do to indicate to someone that I was interested but also would say maybe if I liked someone I would say hope to see you later in the jacuzzi, then hope the response back would be an positive one. I havent been to a club in a year so cant wait to get to one again. Unfortunately it is a cost thing as naturally a membership and then entrance needs to be paid. O well, I will enjoy it all the more when I next go.[/quote] thanks fruit a real reply lol can we come with you next time ya go pleaseeeeee
north thats very interesting to know hun, but it dont help us out of our club problem at all lol
hi guys peeps that know us know that we aint shy and are up for anything within reason. and we love the excitement of going to clubs and have been to a few often. but we must confess we are crap at clubs, hows it work???? we seem to walk round an round, hoping that someone will say fancy a shag guys lol but it very rarely happens so we just go home randy as fuck ggrrrrrrr maybe someone could tell us how it works , we thought maybe we could wear a sign sayin " we are free and wanting a shag" or maybe they could have areas you could sit that says your up for it. or maybe its just coes we are ugly buggers from wales lol
shell we cant make it sorreeeeee please give jo a hug from us and say we will keep her pressee for when we meet again lol have fun love tee an dave xxxxxxxxx
[quote user=serens40]Hey two's! what do you eat yours like? :devil:rotflmao:rotflmao::rascal:[/quote] eat what ffs debs lol
try living in wales fruit its allways fucking raining ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrr
dislikes ,,, people that give big long lists of things they like an dislike Likes,,, people that dont give us big long lists lol
[quote user=Sid_n_Nancy][quote user=oliviak]... has the novelty just worn off?[/quote] [color="olive"]The thing is, members who have only been around for a few months are saying the same thing. The atmosphere in the site is always changing for better and worse but this time it seems different somehow. If the novalty has worn off for us it's taken over 4 years for that to happen, it shouldn't be happening to people who have only just got here! It really doesn't make any sense because there are more brilliant members in the site now than there have ever been. It sucks that so many are losing interest, some to the extent they don't use the chatroom/forums anymore and some that just don't use the site anymore! Maybe the recession has hit the chatroom! lol Personally we're going to make a concerted effort to spend more time in the chatroom, enjoying it like we used to and making sure we have a laugh! I appologise to the mods in advance! bolt[/color][/quote] does that mean you chat to us nancy lol
oh btw width girth is much better than length give me a 9inch cock by 3inch anyday im only little so thats plenty enough
[quote user=tiffany_mark]size really doesnt matter as long as its clean i think if its over 8.5 inch its a no go for me i dont fancy spliting in any which way, but tbh if a guy puts vwe it puts me off because it makes me think they either love them self or are very vain. unless theyve seen every other man in the worlds how do they no what big isbiggrin anyway that my rant over not back to funk!!! so wen we having bum fun lOve Tiff xxxxxxxxxxxxx :kiss[/quote] tiff i do the same, its a defo no go if it says vwe big or any other comments that sounds like the chap fancies himself, usually means crap shagger lol
jo we are defo havin fun but must try not to get so pissed all the time , thats me dave, jo not you btw although think you are just as bad lol and at least you didnt nearly get punched for being pissed and chilled like i did , that chap was really pissed off with me wasnt he !!!!!!!!!!!!
[quote user=Sid_n_Nancy][color="olive"]Well you got your handbag out first! duelbolt[/color][/quote] lmao can we kiss an make up nancy xxxxxxxxxx