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twoontwo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
Bisexual Female, 57
0 miles · Powys

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we are just happy to know someone is looking at our profile and if they send there pg pics then yipppeeeee that a first move to say they are interested, maybe they havent read the swingers manual properly lol whats the right way then????? say hello and go through all the chat and then get a no thanks you aint our type, if you send ya pg pics and hear nothin thats a good sign they aint intersted or are too up there own arses to reply becuase they think they are so special and above someone for sendin there rude pics to show ya without sayin hi ffs are we all really that fussy??? or is it just us maybe ???
this aint pets corner ffs lol rabbits mice owls windmills oh that not a pet is it oh an cats uuurrrr hate cats rather have mouse shit on me hands than cat shit. oh btw the mice have moved out think they couldnt stand the smell
i know we a bit slow and maybe not the sharpest knife in the draw but we never seen dr dave here before is he someone famous or is he just really good lookin single chap that all the girl want to shag ????
[quote user=mwm69]:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Thats even less helpful than our cheese and trap method:giggle::giggle: .............OH, just thought of something else twoons..:grin:............what about a load of pussies let loose in the loft ??? :haha::haha: You know you love us really :happy:[/quote] now we both thinking about pussy and its not the kind that catch mice lol
[quote user=mwm69]Twoons....well it helps to be mad on here. Wasnt it one of the criteria for signing up :huh::giggle: .........and sorry if we didnt get to say Hi at Chams the other weekend...we must have been busy or sumat :grin::haha: Oh and good luck with the mice.........Apart from the obvious rentokil which is expensive, what about good old fashioned cheese in a trap :grin:.............we're not helping again are we dunno[/quote] we did notice u was busy greedy fuckers had all the bed lmao
[quote user=mwm69]I'm told dynamite works well, if you can get it. Am I helping more nowsmile:bounce:[/quote] noooo you guys are mad lol
[quote user=mwm69]Are they USB mice or the older PS/2 mice. The wheel mice are hard to get rid of too. :bounce:[/quote] thats no help at all lol and we dont know what ya talking about either
thanks guys but cats an jack russells ummm would that be better than mice, dead mice or cat piss ????? and big holes in the settee where the jack russell has been lol
hi anyone know anything about mice, we have the little fuckers in the roof, we have put some tasty rat killer up there and its killing them but now the house smells of dead mice ggrrrrrrrr any ideas please the worse room seems to be the dinning room ffs its a no go area at the momment we have run out of sick buckets. oh does anyone fancy coming for dinner uuuummmm maybe not lol
bye guys lovely chattin take care an be nice xxxxxxxxx luv dave n tee
we have face pics in our pg an we have a nice personality crap at everything else though , and we both hate the cam on ,unless very pissed then its good fun uuummmmmmm what does that say about us ??? ugly buggers from wales we are a strange breed, but we only live here , the real welsh peeps are sexeeeeeeeeeeee sorry did we miss the point here funky style lol oh mwm you looked lovely at chams at the weekend pitty you didnt say hi gggrrrrrrr lol
we have male pics jo an dave says he can draw a face on his cock if its ya thing
its commonly known as playing 1 for the team guys and its allways fuckin my turn lol
vic :love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love:
[quote user=biggirluk][quote user=twoontwo]it was brill we walked miles and watched everyone fruit lmao[/quote] you didn't watch me cos i was a good girl :angel:[/quote] we did rosie we saw ya arse in the air lmao
[quote user=fruitmedley]:doggy:I am wondering who will be the first to awaken from their rumpled bed from Cams last night and be the first to tell us all how it went.:doggy: I didnt go as only got back onto sp yesterday. Hope you all had fun :clap: Fruit :devil::devil:[/quote] it was brill we walked miles and watched everyone fruit lmao
ohhhh another nice peep goes baby we will miss ya hun luv dave n tee xxx
as to be a welsh valleys accent on a lady and a scottish on a chap but we can be persuaded to shag otherspassionkiss
funk we love ya u know and we live life as u do well not quiet the same but we think along the same lines lmao and we dont get to shag as many sexy peeps as u lol