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tank347
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 49
0 miles · South Yorkshire
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Not sure what's happening at your end, but the offer of help stands CC. Although I can't take over completely, I'll do whatever I can (just let me know). And if for any reason you need someone to talk to or a shoulder to lean on, I'll be here (I maybe a perv, but I'm a human first and foremost 
).
). Hi CC. Hope ya had fun at BP (guessing you did if you're that tired; just hope you recover by Feb lol).
Your comments can be found via the Profile option on the User Menu. Select the View tab and they're at the bottom right. If they ain't there then then the unholy gremlins of the interweb have stolen them. Either that or I nicked em cos no one gives me any comments and it just makes me feel unloved 
Hope that helps
Tank xx
Hope that helps
Tank xx First of all, welcome to the mad world of SP.
I'd suggest getting some pics posted on your profile (but not necessarily pictures of your cock lol). I'd also recommend getting to know people via the chatroom. Attending a social is supposed to be helpful as well (and fun), but I've not done one yet. There are upcoming socials in Stevenage (Dec) and Leeds (Feb). I'm planning on going to the Leeds one. Details can be found here in the forums (the 'Let's meet up' section).
As for clubs...I have no idea. Never been to one, and probably never will, but that's just my preference. No doubt someone will recommend one on this thread.
Hope you have fun here, and say hi if you see me in chat.
Tank xxx
Thanks sexie. Sadly it didn't quite go to plan for various reasons, but it has taught me a lot. Mainly that this is definitely for me 
. You'll able to read about it soon, once my article is written and posted (if they'll let me lol).
My psychiatrist tells me that I'm not mad, just different. Personally I think I'm differently mad.
Oh, and that dress you're wearing in your profile pic? Damn that's hot. Makes me think of a naughty Alice in a naughty Wonderland. But I won't ask you about rabbits and holes...;)
. You'll able to read about it soon, once my article is written and posted (if they'll let me lol).
My psychiatrist tells me that I'm not mad, just different. Personally I think I'm differently mad.
Oh, and that dress you're wearing in your profile pic? Damn that's hot. Makes me think of a naughty Alice in a naughty Wonderland. But I won't ask you about rabbits and holes...;) 
Thanks for the welcome guys.
funky: Been meaning to message you and say hi (you bein' a playa here on SP n'all lol). Also wanted to say 'grats on the soon-to-be-MILF-status ;)
oliviak: Still finding my feet in the chatroom (I tend to be a bit of a wallflower in r/l, but I'll get there in the end lol).
I'm planning on coming to one of the socials at some point (need time to plan logistics, save money, and gather my courage lol). This site's had a huge effect on my life already. Increased confidence and a much deeper understanding of my sexuality. Got my first meet very soon (feeling excited, nervous, and bloody horny all at the same time lol).
Been wondering about maybe writing an article for this forum on a typical first timer experience (just examining feelings, worries, and such for peeps who have never done it before, as opposed to a titillating dirty story). Had a quick look and could only really find a do's-and-dont's type thread (but I am rubbish at searching forums). What do you guys reckon? Is there something like that already here?
Hello all! Been on the site about a week but failed to check the forums (memo to self: always check the forums). Met some sexy, cool peeps already (not in person...yet), but figured I'd post here as well.
So who am I? Well, I'm me. No really I am. Honest. If you think you've seen me around and about somewhere, then it's probably one of my many clones. I need them because I'm usually stuck here in rainy old Barnsley (don't get me started...), at home helping care for someone (one of my parents, but that story ain't for here and now). So you see, in order to maintain my presence in the real world I had no choice but to clone myself. Between learning advanced genetics (purely for the aforementioned cloning) and home caring, I've had no time for a social life or relationship. 7 years without sex. But now phase 1 of Project Doppelganger is complete (and the need for a carer has lessened), I'm able to get out and about. However, if I don't get find someone or something soon I may to enact phase 2 of the project -- World Domination! (mwahahahaha).
So if you still want a free world, get in touch. Either try to talk me out of it or find a use for my mouth/tongue so that I shut up and stop babbling insanely in the padded cell that is my life.
Peace, love, and a hundred other hippy cliches,
Karl xx
PS Any similarity between characters in this work and people, living or dead, is purely intentional. Mainly because I'm the only one here (well, apart from Ms Palm that is).
PPS Don't worry, my idiotic sense of humour is worn out for now. Nurse! Nurse! I need my medication now! ;P
