Hello all! Been on the site about a week but failed to check the forums (memo to self: always check the forums). Met some sexy, cool peeps already (not in person...yet), but figured I'd post here as well.
So who am I? Well, I'm me. No really I am. Honest. If you think you've seen me around and about somewhere, then it's probably one of my many clones. I need them because I'm usually stuck here in rainy old Barnsley (don't get me started...), at home helping care for someone (one of my parents, but that story ain't for here and now). So you see, in order to maintain my presence in the real world I had no choice but to clone myself. Between learning advanced genetics (purely for the aforementioned cloning) and home caring, I've had no time for a social life or relationship. 7 years without sex. But now phase 1 of Project Doppelganger is complete (and the need for a carer has lessened), I'm able to get out and about. However, if I don't get find someone or something soon I may to enact phase 2 of the project -- World Domination! (mwahahahaha).
So if you still want a free world, get in touch. Either try to talk me out of it or find a use for my mouth/tongue so that I shut up and stop babbling insanely in the padded cell that is my life.
Peace, love, and a hundred other hippy cliches,
Karl xx
PS Any similarity between characters in this work and people, living or dead, is purely intentional. Mainly because I'm the only one here (well, apart from Ms Palm that is).
PPS Don't worry, my idiotic sense of humour is worn out for now. Nurse! Nurse! I need my medication now! ;P
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Should have done this earlier...
Sexlightened
Welcome to the mad world of SP, you'll fit in nicely lol
Sex God
hello and welcum tank.... xxxx
Thanks for the welcome guys.
funky: Been meaning to message you and say hi (you bein' a playa here on SP n'all lol). Also wanted to say 'grats on the soon-to-be-MILF-status ;)
oliviak: Still finding my feet in the chatroom (I tend to be a bit of a wallflower in r/l, but I'll get there in the end lol).
I'm planning on coming to one of the socials at some point (need time to plan logistics, save money, and gather my courage lol). This site's had a huge effect on my life already. Increased confidence and a much deeper understanding of my sexuality. Got my first meet very soon (feeling excited, nervous, and bloody horny all at the same time lol).
Been wondering about maybe writing an article for this forum on a typical first timer experience (just examining feelings, worries, and such for peeps who have never done it before, as opposed to a titillating dirty story). Had a quick look and could only really find a do's-and-dont's type thread (but I am rubbish at searching forums). What do you guys reckon? Is there something like that already here?
I think thats a great idea Tank, and be good for newbies to read and if your lucky and its good enough Admin may make it a sticky at the top. Its true what you say there are alot of lists of do's and dont's but to give a true first timers account of what it was like, in not to dirty seedy and naughty way.
But if you want to let anyone know what it was like in a truely dirty naughty seedy way, please feel free to mail me 
:):):):):):):)
Hope you have fun on your first meet, you fast mover you. And dont panic, be yourself and im sure you will get on fine. and see you at a social soon, there is one in Feb 2011, plenty time to save the pennies.
The mad but very pleasent Madam cc
xxxxxxx
:):):):):):):)
Hope you have fun on your first meet, you fast mover you. And dont panic, be yourself and im sure you will get on fine. and see you at a social soon, there is one in Feb 2011, plenty time to save the pennies.
The mad but very pleasent Madam cc
xxxxxxx 
Sex God
[quote user=Madam_CC]there will be no spanking off Madam Cc, not this time anyway, i have seen the errors of my ways and become a good girl. xxx[/quote]
:giggle: yeah right!
Sexlightened
Hi Tank
Great profile pic, and it looks as if your mad enough to fit in nicely.
Chat to you soon and good luck on your 1st time, mine was out of this world, think it might have been the moon lol
Sexie xx
Thanks sexie. Sadly it didn't quite go to plan for various reasons, but it has taught me a lot. Mainly that this is definitely for me 
. You'll able to read about it soon, once my article is written and posted (if they'll let me lol).
My psychiatrist tells me that I'm not mad, just different. Personally I think I'm differently mad.
Oh, and that dress you're wearing in your profile pic? Damn that's hot. Makes me think of a naughty Alice in a naughty Wonderland. But I won't ask you about rabbits and holes...;)
. You'll able to read about it soon, once my article is written and posted (if they'll let me lol).
My psychiatrist tells me that I'm not mad, just different. Personally I think I'm differently mad.
Oh, and that dress you're wearing in your profile pic? Damn that's hot. Makes me think of a naughty Alice in a naughty Wonderland. But I won't ask you about rabbits and holes...;) Sexlightened
My rabbit fits rather nicely lol
Please may I have a spanking? I promise I'll not be a good boy...:moon::twisted:Well, only a few days to go 'til xmas day and I can't wait for it to be over. Cos we'll be much nearer the 27th then 
My first social, and the highlight of my year. The excitement and nerves are starting to build. I just hope I have some fun and don't make a total arse of myself. 
With it being Christmas time I have decided to postpone Phase 2 of the plan as well. The clones are now stored away in cryostasis (well, out in the garage). The world is safe...
...for now :twisted:
My first social, and the highlight of my year. The excitement and nerves are starting to build. I just hope I have some fun and don't make a total arse of myself.
With it being Christmas time I have decided to postpone Phase 2 of the plan as well. The clones are now stored away in cryostasis (well, out in the garage). The world is safe...
...for now :twisted: 