But especially to CC for organising it all and (as usual) being the life n soul of the party 
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tank347
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 49
0 miles · South Yorkshire
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Well...welcome to the mad, mad world of SP.
Warning: at some point during your experiences here you may feel strange sensations in various body parts. This is quite normal and will pass with time. If the sensations persist, consult your nearest tank347 who may prescribe copious amounts of perving, excessive oral sex, or in extreme circumstances, shagging.
Trust me mate...you're not the only one this has happened to. I've encountered it several times in chat. Once I was even told (by another bi male) that it was my fault because I am so open about my sexuality. Why the hell should we hide or feel ashamed of who we are?
This is a swingers site...bi and gay people have as much right to be here as anyone else, and should not have to fear the chatroom. If individual members/couples don't want to meet bisexuals then that's fine...it's their preference and should be respected. Just as we would expect our preferences to be respected.
As for those who excuse such bigotry 'because it's just joking around'...if it's all in jest then why to the offending people never use emotes to indicate this. Are they so insensitive and narrow-minded that they are unable to tell when something ceases to be funny and becomes offensive? Would they make similar comments about someone's skin colour or creed?
Remember...discriminatory remarks and behaviour are strictly against the T & C and AUP of the site...
Well peeps, here I am, driven to post on the forums. Just wondering if anyone in Yorkshire/Lancashire/Lincolnshire/Nottinghamshire/etc would like to get together in the next couple of weeks. I can't accommodate, but I can travel (just lol) and am willing to split the cost of a hotel if required.
Fem or couple prefered (well a fem couple would be the ideal, but....ok you can stop laughing now lol), but I am bi so I'll consider guys as well. Wouldn't mind a couple with a bi-male actually....hmmm....
So if you want to know more, or are actually interested, just post here or PM me.
Here's hoping we can have some fun,
Tank xxx
PS Yes I know the Leeds social is soon, but i'm now measuring my involuntary celibacy in years...and I didn't even get a snog on NYE....
PPS Just so you all know, although I am bi I respect boundaries (just as I expect mine to be respected). In addition I am an adult and as such have enough self control and maturity to play straight. In other words if you're the male half of a couple then I won't molest you the first chance I get...
Hear, hear. Had a fun time (and who can ask for anything more). Thank you to Jeff n Stella, Sassy, Sexie, Seannie for being awesome (especially you Jeff m8). 
To those who attended, thank you for making my first social a true experience. :-)
And to those who should have attended but didn't, shame on you...my clones are seeking you as we speak 
To those who attended, thank you for making my first social a true experience. :-)
And to those who should have attended but didn't, shame on you...my clones are seeking you as we speak Well, only a few days to go 'til xmas day and I can't wait for it to be over. Cos we'll be much nearer the 27th then
My first social, and the highlight of my year. The excitement and nerves are starting to build. I just hope I have some fun and don't make a total arse of myself.
With it being Christmas time I have decided to postpone Phase 2 of the plan as well. The clones are now stored away in cryostasis (well, out in the garage). The world is safe...
...for now :twisted:
My first social, and the highlight of my year. The excitement and nerves are starting to build. I just hope I have some fun and don't make a total arse of myself.
With it being Christmas time I have decided to postpone Phase 2 of the plan as well. The clones are now stored away in cryostasis (well, out in the garage). The world is safe...
...for now :twisted: Woohoo! Only 1 week to go!
I want to get some organisation regarding The Big Shave. Who, were, and when, that sort of thing. Volunteers and interested parties make yourself known...
Just in case anyone doesn't know (for example by being on another planet or having been kidnapped by flying monkeys), I'm au naturel in the pubic department. Never shaved down below before so I figured that it would be a giggle to get someone else to do it for me. I'll provide the necessary equipment (razor, testicles and so on). As I don't want to sing castrato or be circumcised I'd prefer it if it was done before copious amounts of alcohol are consumed.
Anyhow, let me know if you're up for it.
:thrilled:
Oh, one last thing...no aftershave. I'd like to be able to use my tackle later without feeling like I lost an argument with a flamethrower...
Well peeps, time's getting short (2 weeks to go woohoo!) and I'm sat here wondering if anyone fancies sharing a room with me. I have a smoking double room (but I'll not smoke if ya don't want me too). Obviously, with it being a double, I'd prefer a fem or bi-male (or bi-curious male...or even a curious-about-being-bi-curious male) but all offers are welcome (even couples...cosy ). Just PM me. After all you don't really want little old me to be all lonely and uncuddled at Christmas time do you?
By the way be warned that I usually sleep nekkid, but I will behave myself upon request and wear clothing (clothing in bed is just weird though ). I should also point out that the room is booked for the 27th and 28th, not the 26th and 27th (can't do Boxing Day, but i have a meet on the Tuesday).
). Just PM me. After all you don't really want little old me to be all lonely and uncuddled at Christmas time do you?
By the way be warned that I usually sleep nekkid, but I will behave myself upon request and wear clothing (clothing in bed is just weird though ). I should also point out that the room is booked for the 27th and 28th, not the 26th and 27th (can't do Boxing Day, but i have a meet on the Tuesday). Well I have noticed a lot of names I don't recognise in chat this last couple of weeks (since the relaunch). Some are completely new, whilst I get the impression that others are returning members. It can be a bit quiet before 9pm, but that could just be due to the current weather conditions (taking longer to get home). After 9pm though...let me put it this way, 5 cams via extras just hasn't been enough
Even if there aren't many people on I'm usually there from about 7pm (ish), so if you see me then say hi; I promise I won't corrupt you too much
I'd also like to echo what Sexie said earlier. I'd like to thank all the 'old timers' ( :lol: ) for helping me out, explaining things I didn't understand, making me feel welcome, and generally putting up with my weird sense of humour.
Even if there aren't many people on I'm usually there from about 7pm (ish), so if you see me then say hi; I promise I won't corrupt you too much
I'd also like to echo what Sexie said earlier. I'd like to thank all the 'old timers' ( :lol: ) for helping me out, explaining things I didn't understand, making me feel welcome, and generally putting up with my weird sense of humour. Despite being a relative newbie to online dating, contacts and swinging (only been doing it a few months), I have to say that this is the best site I know of. It's the only site where I haven't been badgered by scammers, timewasters and wind up merchants. The people I have met here are genuine on the whole (one or two a**holes but that's just the way of the world).
I'm also a member of one of the more popular free sites, but the fact it's free does show. My experience of chat there involves 170 or so men yelling at a handful of couples/single women. I certainly couldn't hold a valid conversation about swinging (one time I actually stumbled into a open debate on general chat about where the best place is to smuggle drugs from and how to do it). I think that paying for a subscription here means that the membership is more dedicated to the Scene. After all if someone just wants to pointlessly harass strangers, it's easier and cheaper to do it on a free site. Personally I hope that this site never decides to go free in the same way.
The membership here may not be huge, but it is fairly close at heart. As I've said elsewhere, there is a cameraderie and warmth here that I've never experienced elsewhere. But each to their own...if peeps prefer to go elsewhere then fair enough, but there'll always be a warm and friendly welcome here.
