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soupspoon
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
0 miles · Buckinghamshire
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Warming the Bed
Well some of are going to be kept busy, what with sitting on Puss, photographing Tally mooning at the bar staff. its gonna be one hell of a nite, but why won't Kel let us mix with the normal ppl. I wonder.. pmsl
280 hours = 16800 minutes
Can't wait to see old friends again and make some new ones hehehehehehehehehe
Love Soupie.
PS MO i hope everything is going to be ok. We will all miss ya. xxxxxxx
Warming the Bed
Two nuns decide to tour Europe. They start at the Vatican City, making their way in their little car through Italy, Spain, France and Germany before entering Eastern Europe. Finally they arrive in Transylvannia late one evening as the last rays of the sun depart below the horizon.
At the first set of traffic lights they stop at, a baby vampire jumps onto the bonnet, bares his fangs and begins to hiss at the nuns.
"Wait until we're moving again," says Sister Mary in the passenger seat, "Then hit the windscreen wipers."
The traffic lights change to green, so Sister Bernadette in the driver's seat pulls away and duly starts the windscreen wipers. They drive along the main highway at 60 mph with the baby vampire gamely holding onto the windscreen wipers, refusing to let go and continuing to hiss at them.
They come to a halt at another set of traffic lights and Sister Bernadette switches off the windscreen wipers.
"Any more ideas?" she asks.
"When you pull away this time, squirt him with the windscreen washer and then hit the wipers," says Sister Mary. "I topped up the bottle with holy water before we left the Holy See. That'll fix him."
The lights change to green, Sister Bernadette pulls away, hits the windscreen washer and then starts the wipers. The holy water burns the baby vampire, but he refuses to budge and continues to hiss at them.
They come to a halt at a third set of lights and Sister Bernadette switches off the windscreen wipers. "What now?" she asks Sister Mary.
"I know!" says her companion. "Show him your cross!"
"OK!" says Sister Bernadette, who unbuckles her seat belt, gets out of the car and hollers at the little vampire "Oi! You piece of undead shit! Get the fuck off my car!"
Warming the Bed
What have we started Mo, it seems that the country has gone party mad since September last year., hehehehe bloody marvellous init. lol
Just over 4 weeks now and the excitement is rising, and its probably not the only thing either. Can't wait to meet everyone . Party on.....
See you all there, love Soupie
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I have joined the mile high club over the Atlantic on the way to Barbados. But the most bizarre was in the front room at my aunties house, doesnt sound so bizarre, yet, but we were sat on a chair in the middle of the room and my aunts and uncles and even my mum were all in the room as well.
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The date June 2nd seems to have been a popular option. So it is hereby officially confirmed by the organising committee( have I spelt that right). I shall be off to The Jury's Inn to speak to management and see if there is anything doing on the room discount front. I will obviously keep eberyone posted. Any questions please feel free to put ask, I will then decide if I want to answer Look forward to seeing some old friends there and hopefully lots of new ones
bye for now
Soupie
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hello all clever peeps, well don't know yet If i can make the 28th, but it won't be for lack of trying to rejig a couple of things just to come and have that promised drink with Ian and Kel. Hopefully will see all you northern playmates in 4 weeks time...
Cheers soupy
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Hi everybody,
I just want to say thankyou to everyone who came to sample the delights of MK last night, the fact that so many of you came was just fantastic and justified all the hard work that Mo put in. When we first muted the idea abot 6 or 7 weeks ago we thought that we might get 12 or 15 people to turn up, but to get 46 was just amazing. We were very lucky with the weather which made the initial contact point work and then getting into the club b4 10 was another of Mo's great ideas. I am really glad everyone appears to have enjoyed themselves.
It was really good to finally be able to put faces and voices to the words, and as I always suspected white high heels don't suit me.
Roll on the next one,( I have a few ideas on that front, but I think we all need time to recover). But once again a big SP thanks to Mo
Love from soupie
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Can't believe it, there are thousands coming, ( bloody good job I haven't got to feed them all, I've only got 1 fish and half a stale loaf,,,lol) It is going to be a fantastic night, I can feel it in my bones and I hope everyone has a good time.
See you all on Saturday night.
Love Soupie
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Right all u barve swingers coming to the MK get to know you party.
Rather than rattle off a whole list of hotels and phone numbers I am going to direct you to the MK website. The address is this is a comprhensive website about MK. On the left is the menu if you click on accomodation, and then hotels you will gat a full list of hotels in teh area. i would suggest that if you want a hotel you use one that says it is near the City Centre, because that is also where all the pubs and clubs that we will be going to you have any problems then get intouch with me either by mail on here or in the chatroom I am in there most nights.
Also the pub we are meeting in is called "the Moon Under Water" and is located at Xscape which is the indoor ski centre also near the city centre, you can actually see the building from the M1 so if you come off at j14 and follow signs for "the cemtre:mk" you should find it quite easily. If you have booked a hotel check in and park your car at the hotel cos parking at the hotel end of the city is free at weekends freshen up and then join us in the pub.
Looking forward to seeing loads of you in the flesh hehehehe
Love etc soup
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The meeting plscr fot this glorious grt together will be the pub/restaurant called 2for1 at Willen Lake just off junction 14. If you are coming from the m1 then follow signs for city centre and then turn right at 2nd roundabout and then right again at first roundabout and you will be there. If you approac it from anywhere else it is between city centre and m1. it is well signposted so not problem. if you have satnav the postcode is MK15 9HQ. If you need anymore info just post the request in here and we will try our best to help. It would be really good to have loads of people there. Cheers Soup
