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mwm69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 67
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Good question Oli..........and I seem to remember there was the same question on a similar thread ages ago, and no one came up with the answer. I would guess its a phallic symbol :rascal: and the colour matches the site colours....pretty obvious huh? I prefer my bananas a little green and under ripe actually. I like to get my teeth into something and dont like my fruit soft :giggle: A cucumber or a courgette or even a marrow wouldnt have the same impact :haha: Anyway, hope that helps :happy::happy:rotflmao
Cey...........thanks again for organising another great night, you're the best xxxxxxxxx Whens the next??? LOL WOW was it hot, steamy and busy in there...and we didnt get chance to meet all you naughty peeps, but the ones we did, mmmmmmm, you made it memorable. Jan and Paul xxx
Aw thats a shame Funkysad..........was looking forward to catching up with you a bit more, but totally understand. Next time huh wave Jan and Paul xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: BOSS by name...BOSSY by nature :grin::grin: I have heard you have a huge amount to handle and I only have little hands :rascal:..........so would need some extra hands .........any offers for help innocent :giggle::giggle:
Mr Boss...................you are such a tart rolleyesboink :giggle::haha:
[quote user=oliviak]mwm.... am i real??? I think I am.... but I could be wrong...[/quote] Yup, I can vouch for that cos I squeezed ya bum in Colchester. Well, that's a start anyway! :bounce:
[quote user=goodtime1]I'm real[/quote] But none of your photos turned out...bit under exposed? Lol...just kidding! :bounce:
Well, start with some photos! Read ALL the forums front to back and every thread....it's all here! :bounce:
:welcome:wave:wave: Hi Goodtime....welcome to the best swingers site in town.sillyhwoar: My advice would be to defo put some pics on your profile, and not just your dangly bits..less is definatley more in my opinion:rascal:...for me a nice face and personality are important. Your face shots can be private of course and send to peeps on request or if you fancy. Dont be pushy and have patience...........and most of all show a good sense of humour. Good Luck :thumbup: and say hello in chat if ya want biggrin
:laughabove::laughabove: ...........something rubber and waterproof then ??rotflmao .............. a duck maybe :grin:
Hi Swinjack :welcome:wave Hope you have lots of fun and stuff. :thumbup: Paul and Jan
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS FUNKY :beer:drinkies:cheers: Hope you have a good one and see you soon :grin: PS............you'll soon be as old as us :grin::giggle:
Shall we bring some cards.............nothing like a game of snap on a cold autumn night :happy: ............. :grin: really want to play strip poker, but didnt like to say :haha: oops...did i just say that:doh: :giggle::giggle:
[quote user=oliviak]When did we get on to torture chambers???? I was still on rhinos.... well not literally ON a rhino as such... but you know what i mean...[/quote] :giggle: Yeah we know what you mean Oli.....you love animals and a bit of thick fore skin..:grin::haha:
[quote user=swingin_cat]On a serious note, a blob of toothpaste over the love bite will eventually get rid of it. Take if from one who knows!![/quote] :giggle: We've moved on from love bites Swing Cat:evil2:........on a more serious note than yours, we're into Rhinos and torture chambers:grin::grin::haha::giggle:
OOOOOOOOOOO Thanks Funky.....always wanted to be called Sing Song blinkloonmadeye::uhoh: We love you too ya nutta :moon: xxxxxxxxxxx
........................... and FING FONGS OF FULHAM :haha::haha:
Its that Chinese Restaurant again!!! PING PONGS OF PECKHAM ....... I'll have Chicken Flied Wice Pwease coffee:giggle:
Bolt cutters, tweezers, cat-o-nine tails and knitting needle! that should do it![/quote] Something resembling a torture chamber, huh, Madchick ????:uhoh:blink:fuckinghell: Mad by name, mad by nature ??? I love it ........:giggle::giggle:
[quote user=funkydiva35][quote user=mwm69]Can I be Sing Song............not that I can sing mind you :giggle:[/quote] ud hav to be ming mong sexy mw.......:bounce:[/quote] Why cant I be Sing Song Funky???sad.......dont wanna be ming mong....sounds like a minger or sumat :cry:
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: All sounds like me when I am cumming :rascal:................omigod I must be a rhino blink............think i'll go an make myself extinct..:O:uhoh::undecided: :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
Does anyone know how to speak Rhino ???............... :giggle::giggle::giggle::grin::haha::haha::haha:
[quote]I have a date a bit later this evening, but erm...the trouble is I had a meet last night, things got a little impassioned and I now have what looks like a teabag in the most obvious place on the left side of my neck, and none of my collars will cover it up[/quote] An impassioned Rhino with a teabag on its neck .......the mind bogglesblink :giggle::haha:
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Now now ladies:smoke:.............me thinks this non endangered 8" x 1 metre, cold porridge eating Rhino needs training:twisted:............any ideas????:giggle:bolt
Can I be Sing Song............not that I can sing mind you :giggle:
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Anything from the following Mr Scorpio ??................. STATUS: Endangered DESCRIPTION: There are five species of rhinos � two African and three Asian. The African species are the white and black rhinos. Both species have two horns. Asian rhinos include the Indian and the Javan, each with one horn, and the Sumatran, which has two. SIZE: The white rhino is the second largest land mammal next to the elephant. The five species range in weight from 750 pounds to 8,000 pounds and stand anywhere from four and a half to six feet tall. POPULATION: Black Rhino (Diceros bicornis): 2,400 White Rhino (Ceratotherium simum): 7,500 Sumatran Rhino (Dicerorhinus sumatrensis): 400 Javan Rhino (Rhinoceros sondaicus): fewer than 100 Indian Rhino (Rhinoceros unicornis): more than 2,000 LIFESPAN: Biologists estimate that wild rhinos live up to 35 years. In captivity, a rhino may live 40 years. RANGE: Rhinos are found in parts of Africa and Asia. HABITAT: Rhino habitat ranges from savannas to dense forests in tropical and subtropical regions. FOOD: Rhinos are herbivores, meaning they eat only plants. White rhinos, with their square-shaped lips, are ideally suited to graze on grass. Other rhinos prefer to eat the foliage of trees or bushes. BEHAVIOR: As solitary creatures, both male and female rhinos establish territories. Males mark and defend their territories. Rhinos use their horns not only in battles for territory or females but also to defend themselves from lions, tigers and hyenas. OFFSPRING: Males and females frequently fight during courtship, sometimes leading to serious wounds inflicted by their horns. After mating, the pair go their separate ways. A calf is born 14 to 18 months later. Although they nurse for a year, calves are able to begin eating vegetation one week after birth. THREATS: Rhinos rank among the most endangered species on Earth. Valued for their horns, they face a serious threat from poaching. Some cultures believe that the powdered rhino horn will cure everything from fever to food poisoning and will enhance sexual stamina. bolt:haha:
:evil2: Was that organic or Orgasmic Jam.........:giggle:
This thread needs bumping....its Sunday afterall boink Funky..........hows yer nashers doing chuck ?? ...............hows yer wedding plans coming on ?? ...............and hows yer thingamejig ?? Northy.........hows yer whatsit ?? ...............hows yer other whatsit ?? ...............and hows that othere thing ?? God I can be nosey at times :grin::haha::happy::giggle: loon
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