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mwm69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 67
UK

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Lolly and Pete,:rose: God you two are insatiable:doggy::angel: Are there any clubs you are not members of ??? ...... and have you thought of opening one of your own clubs :giggle:...all that membership money and other incidentals ( like strap ons :grin: ) must cost you a fortune.boink Any ideas as to what it should be called....I know LOLLY'S :moon:sillyhwoar:
A thread purely for DR DAVE ......:notes::smoke::censored: Dr Dave has a new job.....ROVING CHATROOM REPORTER....I employed him today on a 3 month trial basis boink I'm sure we will all look forward to reading about his experiences direct from the chatroom and any other naughty stuff he sees fit to share :thrilled: ..............................:thumbup::rascal:rotflmao
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Your up early chuck :giggle::giggle: or did you not get to bed :giggle: Well:smoke:...........after reading the above I think we should start a new thread dont you.....DR DAVES DIARY :notes: ( I will do it now in 'Anything goes'...........then we can all get the gory details from the previous nights chat and any other stuff you wish to share. :grin::grin::haha: Love it
:welcome: Hi.....hope you fulfil lots of fantasies and have lots of fun. :thrilled:
:welcome: Welcome to our world and no need to be nervous. We dont bite, lick or suck unless you ask us to :giggle: Hope you fulfil all your fantasies and have fun.....this is the place to do it :thumbup: Get in the chatroom and try some socials.(details posted in the forums)..its the best way to meet like minded peeps wave
[quote user=miss_ccrider]I cant get my router to be friends with my laptop, I dont know what i did, so i cant go on the internet with my laptop, At the moment i have to use the broadband thingy that makes the big computer work but not the laptop. Is it that sort of question you mean and if so WHAT DO I DO TO SORT IT? xxxx[/quote] 1. dig out the manual to the router so you can get its username and password (usually Admin and 0000 or 1234). 2. connect router via cable or wifi to laptop. 3. run your browser. 4. enter 0.1 into the address bar. 5. it should connect to the router and ask for username and password. 6. enter those. 7. there should be several options available to test the router and do some diagnostics. :bounce:
:giggle::giggle: Just in case you were all dying to know the outcome of this thread.......please send a stamped addressed envelope to The Mwm's c/o No 5, Snakes Lane, Espeeeee, London W8NK :grin::haha:
[quote user=oliviak]So mwm, what do you do with these 'not so soft' fruit?? Other than eat them of course...:giggle:[/quote] I look at them Oli...and think :uhoh: this banana needs my mouth around it before it gets too soft :lick:
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=northlondon12][size="18"][color="orange"]I can`t wait to see Mr M in stockings wiv blue bows on.:haha::haha:[/color][/size] :giggle::giggle:[/quote] MR North.... perhaps you can give us a demo first :censored:, we're a bit shy ya know :embarrased: :grin:
Thanks for all the advice guys........ CEYLONS.........dont know about you fitting IN our suitcase, perhaps we can tie you on it though :grin:.........as for the BLUE...we must get that dvd sorted :giggle::inlove: BLONDES.......Thanks for that, will go out and secretly buy MR MWM a blue bow to tie on his equipment :hunk::rascal: OLIVIAK..........MR MWM is a bit older then most on here boink but has lots of experience :lick::doggy: :happy::happy:
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Thats even less helpful than our cheese and trap method:giggle::giggle: .............OH, just thought of something else twoons..:grin:............what about a load of pussies let loose in the loft ??? :haha::haha: You know you love us really :happy:
Twoons....well it helps to be mad on here. Wasnt it one of the criteria for signing up :huh::giggle: .........and sorry if we didnt get to say Hi at Chams the other weekend...we must have been busy or sumat :grin::haha: Oh and good luck with the mice.........Apart from the obvious rentokil which is expensive, what about good old fashioned cheese in a trap :grin:.............we're not helping again are we dunno
Yup....found 181 of them that are looking for couples with a bi-fem. That's a massive % of the membership. Explains why they are sought after then huh!! Admin, you need to run some adverts for bi-fems to sign up!! :bounce:
I'm told dynamite works well, if you can get it. Am I helping more nowsmile:bounce:
[quote user=northlondon12]drinkies:drinkies::drinkies::drinkies: duel:duel::duel::duel::duel::duel: :eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek: :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:[/quote] Lost for words again Mr North :giggle:
Are they USB mice or the older PS/2 mice. The wheel mice are hard to get rid of too. :bounce:
[quote user=oliviak]Something old...Mr mwm... :giggle:[/quote] Cheeky mare!!! :bounce:
[quote user=northlondon12][size="18"][color="orange"]I can`t wait to see Mr M in stockings wiv blue bows on.:haha::haha:[/color][/size] :giggle::giggle:[/quote] You'll have a bloody long wait then Northy! :bounce:
[quote user=oliviak]There are loads of bi fems on here.... I wish we could do a search for them though.[/quote] Ahhh, good point...maybe you should add to the feedback section Oli. If you don't we will. :bounce:
[quote user=SimplyJed]Didn't get a chance to get to know you but this one act has gained you my respect. You tried it, that takes guts. You realised it wasn't for you, that takes savvy. You got out of it, that takes wisdom, too many stick around till it causes problems within. You got to experience a part of life that some never will, it's a bit like going to war, not everyone enjoys it, it's not always the fun you thought it would be, but the experience will last you a lifetime and in years to come it is one thing that you won't have to think "wish I had tried that" trust an old git when I say there are too many of those thoughts to come[/quote] Well put Mr Jed.....boink ...........and sorry to hear you are going Lakota's. You were one of the first peeps I spoke to in chat and made me feel welcome..............will miss you, but understand why you are going. Lots of love and luck in life xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ooooooooo yes.....we would love to go to a post Christmas party and meet all you norty peeps...so count us in. :cheers: ..............so long as I can wear my new Christmas lingerie that I havnt got yet but I'm sure I will :giggle: ......and Mr MWM can wear a smile :inlove:
Just for a bit of fun..................:rascal::censored: We are getting married on Nov 5th on a beach far far away !!!:inlove::smitten: I need something OLDinnocent Something NEWmadeye: Something BORROWED:undecided: and Something BLUE:uhoh: ..............anyone got any sensible ideas:moon:sillyhwoar:
Yep Serensboink....totally get what your saying, there [i]are[/i] dodgy peeps/profiles on here ...and we all experience it at some point. In all these situations of genuine and not so genuine peeps not being forthcumming with face or verbal contact then we just ignore now, and move on. :wary: Lifes rich pattern :smile2:
:welcome: hi Dr Dave...........welcome to the best Swingers site in town To get known on here I would suggest you regulary go into the chatroom and make yourself known..........be patient though and dont be pushy. A good sense of humour works well too. Also swingers socials and club meets are a great way to get known and meet the peeps behind the profiles.... so have a look on the Lets Meet Up Thread. Good Luck and most importantly have fun wave
[quote user=flights]We agree it's important to see both in a couple, although our pics are 90% poppy & 10% mr flights! Only poppy suits stockings, boots and little niks! pmsl so mr is happy to be in the background.:thumbup: As for chosing who we play with, we both decide, however we know that good looks doesn't always equal great personality! Mrs MWM mr flights says he will give you a 'face shot' next time we meet!:giggle:[/quote] Yes our main profile is mainly of me, and like you Mr Flights, Mr MWM doesnt look good in a thong or bra :haha: but when we send our PG to peeps there are face pics of Mr MWM. My issue is when we are sent PG's from other peeps and theres still nothing of the guy's face which is a bit annoying. We agree looks are not everything and a sense of humour and personality add to the recipe, but we dont want Jocelyn Wildenstein and Marty Feldman staring down our crotch dunno:giggle: As for the private 'face shot' from Mr Flights............mmmmmmm :happy::hunk:
You could never be alone Blondes....you have all us naughty peeps to keep you company....:haha::haha: ...........and John Merrick mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what a gorgeous sexy speciman of a man ......................... NOT!!!! :eeek: bolt
We have a rule:notes:............if we are not 100% in agreement on anyone we meet, for whatever reason, then its a defo no. Its harsh, but it works for us, so we both know we are attracted and not compromising the other. :inlove:
How weird....I was only saying to Mr MWM the other day EXACTLY what Mrs Blondes is saying. I have started to get a bit miffed at couples PG's with no face shots of the male............especially when we specifically ask for face pics of both on our profile. When we both started this hobby we would take the time to ask for face pics.............but now if the face isnt there we dont bother. For us, we BOTH have to have an attraction and we BOTH decide who we meet, and if one of us says no then its a no, for whatever reason. So why do some couples think the male face shot is not important???........sod all the bits and pieces , gimme a face shot and a smile !!! bolt
Yaaaaaaaaaaayy.:welcome:.............we need to organise that 'WELCOME BACK EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVN'T LEFT YET' party :beer:drinkieswave :thrilled::giggle: