[quote user=blondecouple][quote user=mwm69]This is a bit like asking 'How longs a piece of string?':undecided::rascal:[/quote]
Surely we can all agree that a piece of string IS too small?
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yeah Jo...but think about what you could do with the string.....ask Mrs Cey...she knows :smoke: :grin::grin::rascal::rascal:
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[quote user=funkydiva35]sexy cey the dozy fooooooookas deleted his account, one nite, wen he was normal....wen he gets paid, hes cumin bak......
hopefully we will both get twatted soon....altho im now enterin my 5th week of bein good!!
funky nutta xx[/quote]
Doh! Let us know when and we'll bump all his homework threads then!
Be good for another week then. Then maybe one more. 
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:bounce: Guys,
Can you do us a favour when you are there?
We have emailed them for some info as we were hoping to plan a party for all us SP'ers around Valentines day but they have failed to respond to two emails (over 3 weeks ago now). So can you ask them to read their email and look out for one from [color="yellow"][b]mwm-69[/b][/color] and if it's not too much trouble ask them to reply!
Might help if you mention that we would expect 50-70 attendees, maybe more!
Ta. Oh, and let us know what you think of the place cos if its worth it we will persevere ... if not we'll look elsewhere!
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[quote user=miss_ccrider]Nah none as yet. Im useless, cant find the manual. I think i may just have to footer about with the leads at the back.
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An alternative is to stick the make and model into Google and go to the manufacturers site and download a PDF version of the manual.
Easy peasy. Well, that bit is.
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This is a bit like asking 'How longs a piece of string?':undecided::rascal:
Lots of ingredients should be taken into account like:
Is the woman small or is she large
.............a medium sized cock according to a larger woman would be VWE to a small woman.
A smaller woman would perhaps have smaller hands so a big handful of cock for her would maybe be a disappointment to a larger woman........
Do you see where I am going with this???
AND....like Miss CC....are you wearing bi-focal glasses...reading glasses ....long distance glasses or contact lenses..........or none at all. 
eye: This can magnify the appearance of the said article or shrink it as the case may be.
Think I am rambling a bit now.........so I will just say I like biguns 
.............a medium sized cock according to a larger woman would be VWE to a small woman.
A smaller woman would perhaps have smaller hands so a big handful of cock for her would maybe be a disappointment to a larger woman........
Do you see where I am going with this???
AND....like Miss CC....are you wearing bi-focal glasses...reading glasses ....long distance glasses or contact lenses..........or none at all. eye: This can magnify the appearance of the said article or shrink it as the case may be.
Think I am rambling a bit now.........so I will just say I like biguns Just popped in to see how my new employee is doing with his new Diary assignment :small-print: ..... and I have to say what a splendid start after only 4 days on the job :clap:
You were definately the man for this position :doggy:
............. we need to discuss payments,
hwoar: bonuses and job satisfaction :rascal: but early days yet. 
Keep up the good work...I will be back:boink:.....:thumbup:
............. we need to discuss payments,hwoar: bonuses and job satisfaction :rascal: but early days yet.
Keep up the good work...I will be back:boink:.....:thumbup: [quote user=miss_ccrider]Right i have the answer.
We have now got an owl and we have a pussy cat. Sod buying the windmill. Get yourself a beautiful pea green boat. Stick the owl and the pussy cat in it. Send along the mice for company and they can all sail off quite happily to Amsterdam and get there own sodding Windmill.
How easy was that?
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Oh I'm glad someone else lives in fluffy bunny land ( where all the rabbits live ) :grin::giggle:
[quote user=miss_ccrider]Right i have the answer.
We have now got an owl and we have a pussy cat. Sod buying the windmill. Get yourself a beautiful pea green boat. Stick the owl and the pussy cat in it. Send along the mice for company and they can all sail off quite happily to Amsterdam and get there own sodding Windmill.
How easy was that?
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Girls, girls....Mr MWM runs the clitty warmer department but there is a small problem. So far all measurement sessions have resulted in very wet pussies with enlarged clits...obviously making the measurement and preliminary fitting sessions a bit of a disaster.
Therefore we have been unable to successfully test our initial designs and are seeking several willing females (not all et the same time!!!!) to act as guinea pigs...as long as they can keep still for an hour or so!
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:bounce:[quote user=blondecouple]:welcome: Phil
There are a few socials coming up, what with Haloween and christams, Im sure you can find something near you, in the meantime, try the chatroom, to get to know people
Jo & Daz xxx[/quote]
Jo...Christams huh. Can't find that in my diary or calendar
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Hello Phil...welcome to the best site in town.........hope you enjoy yourself on here as much as we do. :rascal:
Take some time and read all the advice you want in the forums. All the socials and meets are in there too.:thumbup:
In the meantime have fun and get yerself in the chatroom too....and we will say hello
Dont worry about Wilburs itchiness ...The only itchiness he had was to get cracking doing his modelling ..............and my Willy Warmers are not the knitted kind. They are make from pure silk and are lined in cotton, with an inner thermal layer that does not touch the willy. Nothing but the best for the willy world...afterall we have to protect our future generation of swingers and cant buggar up the flow of semen.!!
Wilbur sends his love by the way:hunk:..........god does he ever rest ????
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Wilbur is currently working for me as a model for my made to measure Willy Warmers !!! :smoke: I didnt have a super large specimen to gauge the size by and Wilbur fitted the bill nicely :giggle:
He will be working up till Christmas ( Willy Warmers in demand this time of year!!!)and I promise to keep him busy, and have offered him lots of bonuses and overtime.
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