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mwm69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 67
UK

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[quote user=friends3]And all this from a pasted email...lol[/quote] ....and I thought you had spent all weekend typing it all out blink :grin::haha:
We hope you all had a great social in Leeds..........was thinking about you all :cheers: :doggy::lick::moon::wank:sillyhwoar::smitten:.........sorry we couldnt be there sad but we defo want to go to MK4, so see you all there:grin::happy:
Now if the duck was swimming completely upside down I would say it is definately an Aussie duck. Oli would know :giggle:.....but as it is swimming only half way over it must be from a country half way round the world !!.......Ducksville?? ...not sure how that helps in terms of getting it upright, but maybe if you flashed yer tits CC, it would bolt upright in wonder :grin::grin: ...think I need to go lie down in a dark room now bolt
Couldnt resist :haha::haha: Like a child in a sweetie shop:grin:
:laughabove::laughabove: Hey!!! I dont get my Maracas out for 'anyone' ya know...............but in this case I could make an exception:haha::haha:
:smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke: :smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke: Quick fag break rotflmao................only do virtual ciggies now 3 months of the fags. :smile2: :smoke: one more puff, then inside :haha:
:haha: No probs....your always welcome to pop in for tea and biccies and use of our little room facilities....we dont charge. Just make sure your bush is not a prickly one :grin::grin: :giggle:
[quote user=miss_ccrider]Yip.............. you got a problem with that. xxx[/quote] Never had a stalker...........but I'm sure we can cope :giggle::giggle:
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: You stalking me CC kiss:lickface: .....need a wee bolt
[quote user=baylisstic]keep em coming,they sound like real comedy moments,always good to have a wee chuckle.[/quote] :haha::haha: Me and Miss CC are always having a wee in the chatroom :grin::grin:
[quote user=ceylon1] Nothing could possibly be dirtier than Mr C's mind though lol :[/quote] ...........and I wonder where he gets that frominnocent :smoke::giggle: bolt
Ay up Chuck.....love your profile and stuff.boink Maybe see you in chat sometime....say hiya or ayup if ya like :grin:....Mrs MWM knows the yorkshire lingo seeing as she is a yorkshire lass, was born and bred there :cheers:
More recently my brother and his gay partner of 30 years came for Sunday lunch together with our 2 daughters and their respective boyfriends. Katie the youngest had only beeen seeing her boyfriend for a few weeks and he was naturally a bit shy. Seating was a bit limited in the lounge after dinner and Joe was hovering not knowing where to sit....so i grabbed him by the shoulders and I said..' Why dont you go and sit on the pouffe' I had to go upstairs for a while :-o :haha::haha:
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Yeah yeah Northy, what does it really say innocent :haha::haha:
[color="orange"]Just gonna crawl back under the duvet...obviously came out of hybernation too early....[/color]bolt[/quote] :haha::haha: Hope you had company under that duvet :giggle: :bolt:
Fascinating Stuff Chuck!!! boink but you need to get out more :giggle: ...........and No I didnt try to lick my elbow cos I knew you were gonna refer to it further down the line :haha::haha:
Sorry CC...its just that i had visions of you on all fours at yer door for months on end and was thinking of yer knees and the like.:doggy::doggy::grin::grin: Best not I think ...a fiddle would be best under the circumstancesinnocent ....and his loss wherever he is :moon:
[quote user=seduction72]Hey we have a Triumph speed triple 1050 can we play??:evil2::evil2:[/quote] Is that some sort of new bra on the market.........if so I need to get one :grin::grin::giggle:
Come to think of it Miss CC.........Mrs Ceylon didnt actually say what direction he went:dry: so he could be on his way to Cornwall :giggle: Carry on drinking the tea CC coffeebut as for the position..best not hold yer breath :giggle::giggle::haha:
[quote user=miss_ccrider]woo hoo....................... runs to the door, patiently waiting like a little puppy waiting on its master to come home. xxx[/quote] Well Well ?????? :eeek:did he make it.... c'mon we need to know all the gory details now :grin::grin::rascal:
[quote user=ceylon1] Think the poor lad has probably run 300 miles from here, never mind 20 lol[/quote] :laughabove::laughabove: He should have reached Scotland by now and probably knocking on Miss CC's door as we speak :haha::haha::haha:
[quote user=ceylon1] Actually, my biggest fantasy does involve two biker guys and little old me. Mrs Cey xxxxxxxxx[/quote] You dirty mare :rascal::lick: :love:
No Northy...its called being greedy :haha::haha: and Lolly is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Greedy :smoke::doggy:
Did we ever find out if James got his shag in the 20 mile limit.....i need to know before my Oyster card expires :giggle:
Did we mention we will be cumming :giggle::giggle: So exciting :happy: