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mwm69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 67
UK
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.............actually we stopped over 2 months ago:grin:.....but anyway we could have still gone outside for other stuff :rascal::rascal:
Hopefully see you at MK then...look forward to it
Be Good :rascal:
The MWM's xxxI actually enjoyed having my lower back tattoo done (I hour) 
..the female tattooist was rather gentle and I never did find out if she was Bi :giggle:..it was a doddle compared to giving birth to 2 big babies with only gas n air!!!
.....and you ladies who have your clits pierced...omigod :scared:you are brave. I would have to be anaesthetised for that unless it was Gerrard Butler doing the deed :grin::rascal::rascal:
..the female tattooist was rather gentle and I never did find out if she was Bi :giggle:..it was a doddle compared to giving birth to 2 big babies with only gas n air!!!
.....and you ladies who have your clits pierced...omigod :scared:you are brave. I would have to be anaesthetised for that unless it was Gerrard Butler doing the deed :grin::rascal::rascal: [quote user=miss_ccrider]I come on loan to the English, Dont like to stay there to long in case they keep me and dont return me to my homeland.
Anytime MWM, Was going to say im very sticky, but im not im nice and clean. 
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Sticky is good CC......clean lickable sticky is very good.
:rascal:.............what am I saying 
:whistling:
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Sticky is good CC......clean lickable sticky is very good.
:rascal:.............what am I saying :whistling: [quote user=ceylon1][quote user=mwm69][quote user=blondecouple]Its easy to tell !
Get them to turn up for a meet and watch them park the car from the safety of your room
The conclusion will be obvious !!!!
Dazza
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Mr Blondes.....are you saying women are crap at parking their cars:mad:
Well you would be really confused and your theory totally washed down the plughole if I (mrs MWM) were to park my car outside your house............not wanting to blow my own trumpet BUT I am the best female parkerer known to man, and I have the certificates to prove it. 
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and there was I thinking you were top notch at sitting on bonnetts Mrs MWM, now I know you have the certicates to prove that. :evil2::evil2::evil2:[/quote]
Sexy Cey.....I am certified in ALL aspects of cars :grin:...parking the things so no one suspects I am a bloke ....bending over and cleaning the things.....:doggy: and of course the one certicate I am most proud of - sitting on the Bonnet:grin::grin: as you well know :giggle::giggle:
............not wanting to blow my own trumpet BUT I am the best female parkerer known to man, and I have the certificates to prove it.
:grin::grin::grin:[/quote]
and there was I thinking you were top notch at sitting on bonnetts Mrs MWM, now I know you have the certicates to prove that. :evil2::evil2::evil2:[/quote]
Sexy Cey.....I am certified in ALL aspects of cars :grin:...parking the things so no one suspects I am a bloke ....bending over and cleaning the things.....:doggy: and of course the one certicate I am most proud of - sitting on the Bonnet:grin::grin: as you well know :giggle::giggle: 
:giggle:[quote user=blondecouple]Its easy to tell !
Get them to turn up for a meet and watch them park the car from the safety of your room
The conclusion will be obvious !!!!
Dazza
:evil2::evil2::evil2::evil2:[/quote]
Mr Blondes.....are you saying women are crap at parking their cars:mad:
Well you would be really confused and your theory totally washed down the plughole if I (mrs MWM) were to park my car outside your house............not wanting to blow my own trumpet BUT I am the best female parkerer known to man, and I have the certificates to prove it.
:grin::grin::grin:
............not wanting to blow my own trumpet BUT I am the best female parkerer known to man, and I have the certificates to prove it.
:grin::grin::grin: 
welcome guys.......just finished reading your profile :clap: almost as long as ours :lol2:
Anyway hope you have fun and enjoy the site...we think its the best 
hwoar:
:happy::happy:
Bays and Funky.......can we join you in the confused corner too??? :rascal:Personally we like them if tastefully done. On the girlies they are OK if discreet and graceful. OK on the fellas as long as they are equally discreet i.e. not in view all the time. :bounce:
And yes we both have one. Jan a small one on her lower back and Paul has a tribal heart on his left shoulder/upper arm.
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