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mwm69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 67
UK

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According to the website:- timeanddateCUM / date / duration it says 15! :bounce: (you know - replace CUM with the obvious and no spaces anywhere)
LOL...I might let you stroke my XKR at MK...if you are a good little girl. :bounce:
On the bonnet of our XKR in a field somewhere in Essex. :bounce:
[quote user=qanda]Mine is a large gin & tonic please must be Gordons Gin & Schweppes Ordinary tonic one lump ice & a slice of lemon -- Let the party begindrinkiesrotflmao[/quote] We prefer Bombay Sapphire; lovely stuff. You should try it one day. :bounce:
[quote user=qanda]Now we really are trawling the archives lol[/quote] I know qanda:giveup:.....I just clicked on a page and dug it up from the pits of the forums. Made me giggle....bless ......and Mrs Cey.....you know me so well :doggy::moon::lick:
:laughabove::laughabove: I wonder if Razor got his lager lady in the end.......answers on a postcard please:lol2::lol2:
[quote user=oliviak]Right. Who scared this one off?????[/quote] i think this is funkies brother Oli......just been doing me detective work again :haha:
[quote user=miss_ccrider]Now i know where that thread came from[/quote] You are SO clever CC.. You must have gone to a school without bike sheds :giggle::rascal:
[quote user=qanda]Or did he leave dishonestly or did he stay honestly or none of the above or a permutation of some of the above:crazy::doh:[/quote] qanda ..... I do worry about you hun:giveup:.....your forum posts are a bit off the wall :crazy:
[quote user=qanda]boltOk see a new thread, not as good as ropes, has been opened[/quote] yeah qanda, but its turned into a maths lesson for some reason blink I love the forums :haha:
:laughabove::laughabove: :eeek: Shagging with a cam could be quite painful.....there are other pieces of equipment to do that....most need batteries though apart from the obvious Have fun though :haha:
:laughabove::laughabove: yeah Northy.....you will get all us girlies hot and overcome stripping to that :grin:
[quote user=miss_ccrider]How rude, we didnt have a bike shed. xxx[/quote] I thought we were allowed to be rude on here:grin:
Was it Human Biology and Bike shed maintenance CC ? :giggle:
[quote user=oliviak]1x10=10 2x10=20 3x10=30 4x10=40 5x10=50 6x10=60 7x10=70 8x10=80 9x10=90 10x10=100 11x10=110 12x10=120 :bounce::bounce::bounce:bolt[/quote] Well done Oli:clap: But I think you need to get out more ....maybe expand your mathematical mind :haha: and Funky ......you got away with this one. What about your 2 x table ???:grin:
Ok Okblink....Easter Hols over now.....so where is the funkster and his homework????:smoke: He needs sortin out or summat banghead
:giggle: :-o If its any consolation I havnt got a clue either:crazy:.......must have been on the Pino when I wrote it:doh: or eaten too many mini eggs innocent So maybe your 10 times table is a good idea Funky :haha::haha: Time to go mwe thinks bolt