[quote user=oliviak]I'm coming Friday too now!!!!![/quote]
Hmmmmm, pre-meditated orgasms huh?
:bounce:
I dont really get it either Serens.. ( now theres something new ) LOL
BUT .......... could it be something to do with the 'BI' bit of Binary ????
God I'm good at this :giggle::giggle:
[quote user=katndel]i'll have two dozen ceys mmmmmmmmmm love profitereloes hope u got plenty of choccy sauce xx[/quote]
One Cey is sufficient. Any more than that would leave you half dead, paralysed for life and blind!
:bounce:
After you have shaved, using a nice new blade, never ever - repeat [color="violet"][b][size="18"]NEVER EVER[/size][/b][/color], apply aftershave!!
Don't ask, just trust me on this one!
:bounce: Paul
Make sure we're on the list as we'll defo be there on the Saturday. :bounce:
Hi CLara and welcome,
May I suggest you modify your profile a little. It shows you as a straight female but your profile words talk of gay and bi. You should defo change the straight female bit cos you wont show up in searches....unless that's your plan?
Enjoy the site though, it's great fun! :bounce:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY you SEXY TAUREAN ladies...............I wondered why you both had the 'horn' :giggle::giggle:
[quote user=serens40]I'll have you know it's not a big fat battery operated rabbit so .... ha! .... now who's confuddled lol[/quote]
.....a small thing one then ??? personally i prefer a big fat one:happy: but everyone to their own :grin:
[quote user=serens40]Ok ok ok .... so at that moment of passion I open up my toffee tin and pull out ..... a bee with sticky legs? pervert!! :giggle::giggle:[/quote]
Well the bee could have got trapped in the toffee tin accidentally while you were using your big fat battery operated rabbit at that moment of passion :giggle::giggle:
....now whose the pervert ??? :haha::haha:
...and Oli..hopefully your not confooosed now :grin:
............... just had a look in our mojo box and we have yours CC but you need to come and get it at MK :grin::lick:
I know how you feel too CC and Oli...I lost my mojo too and have just sort of got it back.
I know that doesnt help you to find your own but i'm sure it will come back.
.......... try watching some filthy porn .... helped me :doggy:
Good luck :love:
[quote user=serens40][quote user=funkydiva35]All i kno is its very sticky... ;0)[/quote]
a buzzing thing lol[/quote]
Something sticky that buzzes???? hhmmmmmmmmm
Has to be a Bumble Bee with honey on its little legs ???
I must be the winner this time :giggle:
[quote user=serens40]it's what's in the toffee tin deb lol[/quote]
A cordless black and decker drill with attachments by all accounts :giggle::grin:
If you go naked you wont have to worry about what to wear. :giggle::grin:
7.5 inches.......long enough I'd say :grin::happy:
[quote user=oliviak][size="24"]YEAH BABY!!!!![/size][/quote]
Babe - you really need to get off that fence and learn to speak your mind!
:bounce:
Yeah...but Truescorpio has left the building!
:bounce:
So, when was the last time there was an actual dogging post in the dogging forum and...when did YOU last go dogging and why? And will you go again?
:bounce: