...........So whats your Delusion of Grandeur :smoke::grin::haha:
Noun 1. Delusions of Grandeur - a delusion that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are. Join the most popular community of British swingers now
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mwm69
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[quote user=funkydiva35]Yeah but he cud b sexy mw if u ask him nicely.....
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:crazy::crazy: Well that is a possibility Funky, but he would have to live under my pillow all the time ( cos thats where me rabbit lives ) and I think Mr North might be a tad too big ( body wise, not cock wise...altho i've never seen Northy's cock)...............and he might get a bit bored. I will ask him when next we meet (MK4?) you never know. Then when peeps ask 'Where is Northy, we can all say 'under Jans pillow':giggle::giggle:
God, I need to get out more :giveup::giveup:
:lick:
Jan and Paul xxx
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Cant imagine what you mean Boss :-o:rascal:
hwoar:
you must have been busy doing your cam check when I called :giggle:
Never mind ....its all cleared up now :sticky: ( double entendre there folks ) :rascal:
:banghead::banghead::banghead:[/quote]
Showing your age there girl!!! But Jan and I know what you're on about! Us old farts should stick together!
:bounce:You asked for it....and you are not allowed to make any further posts in any forum until you have correctly answered each of these riddles 
[b][color="yellow"]ONE:[/color][/b]
There are 5 houses in 5 different colours. In each house lives a person of a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of fag, and keep a certain pet. Using the clues below can funkym27 determine who owns the fish?
funkym27 lives in a red house mad.
Funkydiva keeps dogs as pets.
Northy drinks tea.
The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk.
Marky lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Embassy lives next door to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Marlborough drinks beer.
Seximinxi smokes No6.
Funandfunky lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Embassy has a neighbour who drinks water.
:bounce:
[b][color="yellow"]TWO:[/color][/b]
funkym27, Funkydiva and Northy check into a hotel. They pay £30 to the manager and go to their room.
The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is £25 and gives £5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that £5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets £2 and gives £1 to each person.
Now each pervert paid £10 and got back £1. So they paid £9 each, totalling £27. The bellboy has £2, totalling £29. Where is the missing £1?
:bounce:
[b][color="yellow"]THREE:[/color][/b]
funkym27 is a keen dog admirer and over the years has had a number of dogs.
He has had an Alsatian, a Dalmatian, a Poodle and a Great Dane, but not necessarily in that order.
funkym27 had Jamie first. The Dalmatian was an adored pet before the Great Dane. Sammy, the Alsatian, was the second dog funkym27 loved. Whitney was housed before the Poodle and Jimmy was not a Great Dane.
Can you tell each of the dogs' name and the order in which funkym27 had them?
:bounce:
[b][color="yellow"]FOUR:[/color][/b]
Four SP friends were competing in the internationally renowned SP Bog Snorkelling competition.
As usual, Admin were a little careless and once again, they managed to lose the results. Luckily, a number of voyeurs were able to remember the following snippets of information:
Only one person wore the same number as the position they finished. funkym27, who didn't wear green, beat Marky.
Funkydiva beat the person who wore yellow.
The person who wore number 3, wore green.
The person who wore number 2 finished first whereas Funandfunky came last.
The person who finished second wore green, Marky wore yellow and the person wearing red beat the person wearing blue.
So funkym27 can you work out who finished where, the number and colour they wore?
:bounce:
[b][color="yellow"]FIVE:[/color][/b]
Once upon a time funkym27 went to sell his vast quantity of eggs at the local market.
When asked how many he had, he replied:
Son, I can't count past 100 but I know that.
If you divide the number of eggs by 2 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 3 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 4 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 5 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 6 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 7 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 8 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 9 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 10 there will be one egg left.
Finally. If you divide the number of eggs by 11 there will be NO EGGS left!
How many eggs did funkym27 have?
:bounce:
[b][color="yellow"]SIX:[/color][/b]
funkym27....Study this paragraph and all things in it. What is vitally wrong with it? Actually, nothing in it is wrong, but you must admit that it is most unusual. Don't just zip through it quickly funkym27, but study it scrupulously. With luck you should spot what is so particular about it and all words found in it. Can you say what it is? Tax your brains and try again. Don't miss a word or a symbol. It isn't all that difficult.
And Oliviak kindly hints (in a similar way)!!!
[i][color="violet"]MWM...nothing wrong with that paragraph only it is missing a thing that is usually with us....a thing that is most popular... and a thing that all of us know...but it is missing from all your words....
I am hoping this has not spoilt it for all....[/color] [/i]
:bounce:
[b][color="yellow"]ONE:[/color][/b]
There are 5 houses in 5 different colours. In each house lives a person of a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of fag, and keep a certain pet. Using the clues below can funkym27 determine who owns the fish?
funkym27 lives in a red house mad.
Funkydiva keeps dogs as pets.
Northy drinks tea.
The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk.
Marky lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Embassy lives next door to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Marlborough drinks beer.
Seximinxi smokes No6.
Funandfunky lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Embassy has a neighbour who drinks water.
:bounce:
[b][color="yellow"]TWO:[/color][/b]
funkym27, Funkydiva and Northy check into a hotel. They pay £30 to the manager and go to their room.
The manager suddenly remembers that the room rate is £25 and gives £5 to the bellboy to return to the people. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that £5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets £2 and gives £1 to each person.
Now each pervert paid £10 and got back £1. So they paid £9 each, totalling £27. The bellboy has £2, totalling £29. Where is the missing £1?
:bounce:
[b][color="yellow"]THREE:[/color][/b]
funkym27 is a keen dog admirer and over the years has had a number of dogs.
He has had an Alsatian, a Dalmatian, a Poodle and a Great Dane, but not necessarily in that order.
funkym27 had Jamie first. The Dalmatian was an adored pet before the Great Dane. Sammy, the Alsatian, was the second dog funkym27 loved. Whitney was housed before the Poodle and Jimmy was not a Great Dane.
Can you tell each of the dogs' name and the order in which funkym27 had them?
:bounce:
[b][color="yellow"]FOUR:[/color][/b]
Four SP friends were competing in the internationally renowned SP Bog Snorkelling competition.
As usual, Admin were a little careless and once again, they managed to lose the results. Luckily, a number of voyeurs were able to remember the following snippets of information:
Only one person wore the same number as the position they finished. funkym27, who didn't wear green, beat Marky.
Funkydiva beat the person who wore yellow.
The person who wore number 3, wore green.
The person who wore number 2 finished first whereas Funandfunky came last.
The person who finished second wore green, Marky wore yellow and the person wearing red beat the person wearing blue.
So funkym27 can you work out who finished where, the number and colour they wore?
:bounce:
[b][color="yellow"]FIVE:[/color][/b]
Once upon a time funkym27 went to sell his vast quantity of eggs at the local market.
When asked how many he had, he replied:
Son, I can't count past 100 but I know that.
If you divide the number of eggs by 2 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 3 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 4 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 5 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 6 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 7 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 8 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 9 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 10 there will be one egg left.
Finally. If you divide the number of eggs by 11 there will be NO EGGS left!
How many eggs did funkym27 have?
:bounce:
[b][color="yellow"]SIX:[/color][/b]
funkym27....Study this paragraph and all things in it. What is vitally wrong with it? Actually, nothing in it is wrong, but you must admit that it is most unusual. Don't just zip through it quickly funkym27, but study it scrupulously. With luck you should spot what is so particular about it and all words found in it. Can you say what it is? Tax your brains and try again. Don't miss a word or a symbol. It isn't all that difficult.
And Oliviak kindly hints (in a similar way)!!!
[i][color="violet"]MWM...nothing wrong with that paragraph only it is missing a thing that is usually with us....a thing that is most popular... and a thing that all of us know...but it is missing from all your words....
I am hoping this has not spoilt it for all....[/color] [/i]
:bounce: [quote user=oliviak]He has actually cum mwm.... I didn't actually witness it but just missed it by about 2 seconds... although ask Rosie... she has seen it!!! lol[/quote]
:laughabove::laughabove: Thanks Oli... I will ask Rosie then....but i'm sure it just looks the same as any other bloke exploding :giggle::giggle: but some things just have to be seen to be believed :grin:
Does Erik ever Cum ???? I have never witnessed it :crazy::crazy: not that it is my mission in life to witness it but it is a mystery wouldnt you agree :giggle::giggle: