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mwm69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 67
UK
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[quote user=Madam_CC]i shall bring some bin bags for the rubbish dont want us to be done for swingers that rubbish the countryside. Also maybe plastic glasses(if that makes sense). Dont want glass broken in the undergrowth as im not sure if Menick wants to be barefooted or not and dont want him to get cut.
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Ok CC you can officially be Mrs Mopp...modelling bin liners.........are you always this practical?? :angel:
Well I will defo be the caterer....located behind the tree cos I'm shy
.......hotdogs, donuts with the hole, pringles (especially for Mrs Blondes if she's coming), squirty cream and strawberries. Tea and biscuits. Bring yer own booze.
Sod the expense Debbie..........this is the film of the year and Menick is footing the bill (probably fooking Bill too) :giggle:
.......hotdogs, donuts with the hole, pringles (especially for Mrs Blondes if she's coming), squirty cream and strawberries. Tea and biscuits. Bring yer own booze.
Sod the expense Debbie..........this is the film of the year and Menick is footing the bill (probably fooking Bill too) :giggle: 
Just a thought.........do you think Menik is already tied to the tree and waiting for us ???:haha:
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CC.....we will need someone with one of those clapper boards....but we need to make sure whoever it is using it that they dont get protruding bits caught in it ....'ouch' anyway add that to the list.
I'm the refreshment manager BTW. I could compile a menu if you like. All suggestions below please
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Admin....can we have an emote of a tree with a naked pervert tied to it
:giggle: What about October 31st (halloween) :rascal:
..........and Mr MWM promises to make sure the pervert tied to the tree will not escape...his rope tying skills are still crap, as Mrs Cey has endorsed ( thank god ) 
Chocolate digestives and Yorkshire Tea anyone??? they're great for dunking :happy:
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Chocolate digestives and Yorkshire Tea anyone??? they're great for dunking :happy:
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hwoar:
I am a very shy person [quote user=Madam_CC]does he have a sore bum?[/quote]
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So pleased you have your pussy back .........we have 2 pussies and we know what its like when they go missing.
Now to the question of the sore bum posted by CC LOL..........and a couple of questions for you. Can animals be gay I wonder??? and was your pussy dogging perhaps??
Answers on a postcard please 
[quote user=Madam_CC]I got the details and have booked my rooms. woo hoo, well i think i have, it says advanced reservation, does that mean its booked, think i will call them to confirm tomorrow 
No it didnt it says advanced purchase, help i need an adult to sort me out :)[/quote]
:grin::grin: We're adults and will be more than willing to help you out CC:lick:
.... you say you have booked rooms as in more than one !!!! planning on a big party or do you need lots of room for your equipment and stuff:haha::haha:
No it didnt it says advanced purchase, help i need an adult to sort me out :)[/quote]
:grin::grin: We're adults and will be more than willing to help you out CC:lick:
.... you say you have booked rooms as in more than one !!!! planning on a big party or do you need lots of room for your equipment and stuff:haha::haha: [quote user=andyprime]im not a fan of wine but maybe you guys and girls can help me, it's a mates 10th wedding anniversery and wanted to get his mrs a nice bottle of white wine (must be 10 years old) what would you say is the best and where can i get it?[/quote]
10 year old wine ??.....wont it have gone off by then :giggle:
......:grin: sorry, in one of those moods :haha:
My fav white wine is a Sauvignon Blanc or Sancerre. But tend to drink Pinot Grigio alot as it goes down very nicely.
As for red wine I cant drink too much cos of me migraines 
but a nice full bodied one ( just like me LOL) is good.
The threads are looking up and getting very cultural :cheers:
but a nice full bodied one ( just like me LOL) is good.
The threads are looking up and getting very cultural :cheers: 