Well after a 5 month absence I've decided to pop back in to have a look!
To be honest I lost interest with some people on here who didn't appear to be genuine. I've been on other site, met some interesting people and had some great experiences.
Anyone fancying a chat or meet please get in touch.
JJar xxx
Think your right about the New World Order concept. Its about living in a totalitarian state a bit like 1930's Nazi
Germany.
Like the idea of Swingers Camps though not sure what the Nazis would have made of it! Can you imagine the queues for the punishment block, the number of inmates volunteering to be whipped and manacled!
I know I mentioned on another Forum item that my name derives from a female friend likening my appendage to a jam jar (and before anyone says it I don't think it does either).
When I was trying to think of a name this one sprang to mind. I didn't want to go for the genre of 'Pick me I'm enormous' 'Would you like to meet my giant throbber' or 'Shagmaster' as I didn't want to come across as a bit of a dick (if any of the aliases are true names then I apolgise profusely, no offence intended!)
I can see how the 'let's shag' and here's my phone number is not necessarily going to be a winner .............. It lacks a certain amount of 'Je ne sais qua' on the originality front.
Having read all the above Im getting a bit jumpy that until I compose my own 'War & Peace' intro that doesnt mention shagging I'd better not message anyone LOL xxx
JJar (not looking for a shag' honestly)
I must admit that's one he'll of an introduction.
The only issue Id have is that from other single guy advice I've seen on here, some ladies / couples complain about profiles and introductions being too long. Its a difficult path to tread when first making an introduction but this guy seems to have got it about right.
Cheers
JJar xxxxx
Hi Neil
Thanks for that I may give it a go. I must admit I didn't really
appreciate how difficult it is for couples and single ladies because of some of the guys on here. I do appreciate the tips.
JJar
Hi
I'm no expert as I haven't been a member all that long. From a personal persepective its quite a daunting prospect going into the Chat Room when you've never been in before. You don't want to seem to be too pushy or ignorant when chatting with established members, particularly when your a single guy.
I agree with much of whats been said above and as such I tend to use the Forums. If anyone would like to show a 'Chat Room Virgin' how its done then please get in touch!
Cheers
JJar
Dear Jonathon Ross
I've recently shagged your daughter. Whose laughing now?
Lots of love
Gary Glitter
A husband and wife are sitting on the sofa one evening watching TV.
The husband turns to his wife and says 'We've been married for 25 years now. Tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time?'
The wife replies 'Well you've got a much bigger cock than all of your mates .....'
Elton John and George Michael have decided to collaborate on their first ever musical venture.
They're doing a remake of the Wizard of Oz entitled 'Swallow My Yellow Thick Load'.
Did you know that the fanny is the best engine in the world?
It can take any size piston, its self lubricating, it can start with just one finger and every 4 weeks it does its own oil change .......
A vicar checks into a hotel. At the reception he asks 'I hope that the porn channel in my room is disabled?'
'No' replies the Clerk 'Its normal porn you sick bastard!'
America have got George Bush, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder.
We've got Gordon Brown, no cash, no hope and no fucking wonder!
85% of Liverpudlian males say that they enjoy sex in the shower ................................ The other 15% haven't been to prison yet.
Hi Funky
Thankkkkkks for that!
To quote the great Bruce Forsyth 'Nice to see you to see you niceeeeeeee' :bounce:
You may be maaaaaaaaadddddddd but you're most definitely hot :censored:
Mr. (very impressed) Jam xxxxx
Ladies
I was wondering whether Mr. Jam could have an invite into your private galleries?
Purely for research purposes you understand????:angel:
Mr. Jam xxxxx
My girlfriend had a terrible accident at the weekend. Whilst pleasuring herself with the Hoover she impaled herself on the nozzle.
She was rushed to hospital and placed in Intensive Care where doctors say she is continuing to pick up nicely.
A nun gets on a bus that's empty except for the driver. She says 'I'm going to die soon but I want to have sex before I do. I must remain a virgin so it must be anal and I cannot commit adultery so the man must be single. Can you fulfill my wish?'.
'Yes' says the driver and off they go.
Afterwards, feeling very guilty, the driver says 'I'm sorry I lied! I'm married with 3 kids!!!'
'Thats ok' says the nun 'I lied too. My name is Kevin and Im off to a fancy dress party'
Jack and Jill are playing hide and seek.
Jill says 'if you find me you can lick my pussy and fuck me up the arse. If you can't I'll be in the shed'
Hi funks
As requested you have access to the private gallery. Theres only 1 face pic at the mo but that's because I cocked the others up! Will try to get more on.
I've been told that I look like a cross between 2 fairly well known comedians ( not the Krankies before anyone gets the wrong idea!)
JJarxxxx
Well I've uploaded a couple more pics onto my profile. I've put a full facial pic into a private gallery which anyone can have a look at on request (I might not be a Brad Pitt looky-likey but I'd like to think Im no Quasimodo either!) :borg:
Forgot to mention I only come in the organic strawberry and rasberry varieties!!! :angel: xxxxx
A father asks his 10 year old son if he knows about the birds and the bees?
'I don't want to know' says the boy, bursting into tears.
Confused the father asks him 'Whats wrong?'
'Well' sobs the lad 'When I was 6 you told me there was no Santa, at 7 you hit me with the no Easter Bunny speech and at 8 you told me there was no Tooth Fairy, so if your going to tell me that adults don't really fuck I'll have nothing left to live for'
After a prolonged bout of love making a man climbs off his partner, looks into her eyes and says 'In 9 months time you will have my son and you will call him Hercules'
The woman looks up and replies 'In 9 days time you will notice a small rash and you will call it Herpes'
Two little sperm are swimming along. One says to the other 'Are we anywhere near the ovaries yet?'
The other replies 'fuck off we haven't even reached the tonsils!'
Well for starters thanks for the complimentary remarks about the old appendage :beer: I have to say your both looking greeeeeaaaatttt.
As I said Ive never really seen the jam jar resemblance myself though to be fair to the lady in question it was a little more flacid at the time the comment was made.
I'll have to get the old webcam up an running, and introduce myself properly. I might run a competition on what my cock most nearly resembles (other than a cock obviously!!!) :angel:
JJar xxxxx
If your ever up for fiddling with a jam jar lid let me know 
Have a good weekend
Mr. Jam xxxxx
Xxxxxxxx
JJar xxxxx