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When you open the boot who is really really pleased to see you????
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jamjarsize8z
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Wife says to husband 'I'd like to try the missionary position'.
Husband says 'Great when do we start?'
Wife replies 'How about now, you f*#k off to Africa and I'll stay here .....'
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Whats silver, 13 inches long and just about the worst thing you'll ever find at the bottom of your daughters bed .....
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One of Gary Glitters boots
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A couple I know (both swingers) have asked if Id consider going along to join them at Cupids in Manchester? Never done the club side of things before and would appreciate some general feedback on this particular club?????
Thanks JJar 
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Thanks for that .... As its my thread ( I think) can I call a cease fire on any other issues (including the Russian invasion of Georgia) and ask ........ Is anyone up for a meet on the 16th / 17th September? .....
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All I'm going to say is that a certain member of the fairer sex likened a certain part of my anatomy (one that doth swingeth between the legs) to a jam jar ...... I don't really see it myself (for a start it hasnt got a screw on lid)
Whether its contents are as sweet as jam could be the makings of another thread:beer: ............ Personally I prefer marmalade :angel:
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To be honest I don't really mind people having a 'chat' about who likes who:borg:
If I were you True I'd stop digging yourself into an even bigger hole 
Going back to original thread anyone?:bounce:
Going back to original thread anyone?:bounce: Warming the Bed
Always safe and fun (hopefully lol!)
The jamjar thing is something I may choose to go into and tell you about later ............ :beer: you'd have to get me everso slightly drunk before I spill the beans on where it comes from .......... xxxxxxx
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Thanks for the supportive comments guys it really is appreciated :beer:
I couldn't see what the problem with single guys is until you come across people like True. I think I'm starting to understand some of the problems that single females and couples have :bs:
Hope to chat soon!
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Thanks for the messages ladies ........ I have to say you are definitely both hot to trot:bounce:
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Thanks for that Scorpio I appreciate the support.
I didn't realise that True was one half of the Chuckle Brothers
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Hi everyone
I'm new to this particular web site but have to admit from
the contacts and messages I've received so far everyone seems extremely friendly and happy to chat.
Hope to speak to you all soon xxxxx
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Wow ..... Well having seen your profile and pic I think I'll have to change my diary around when your free!!!!
Let me know when your free and I'll rearrange accordingly xxxxx
Let me know when your free and I'll rearrange accordingly xxxxx Warming the Bed
Hi
Looking for fun in the midlands, yourkshire, north west area daytimes on 9th, 10th, 16th, 17th September. Singles females or couples welcome. Very genuine and very horny xxxxx
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Hi
I'm definitely interested. I'm just across the M1 in Chesterfield so availability is not an issue. Keep me posted about when and where
