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funkchick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
0 miles · Greater London

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ooh birthday celebrations as well... drinkies I think I'm free that weekend too :bounce:
quick! think of something to write! errrr hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what to write, what to write........... hmmmmmmmmm can't think of anything............. maybe if I add some emoticons...... :doggy: :-o :P :wank:
lol you're cheeky max, I just realised the 5th is the Notts social - I guess that rules a few peeps out. Funky are you going to the social?
5th or the 12th Sept? Just putting some dates out there, are we the only two that want a party??? :bounce: I'll bring the toys... innocent
[quote user=funkydiva35]dont worry....i wont leave u 2 out...no chance!! xx[/quote] woohoo! how bout the 22nd??? party on wayne, party on garth! :beer: drinkies:cheers: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
you better let me know when you're having this partay missy moo!! I wanna come! xx
funky nutta why have you never offered me a blow job without yer teeth???? :cry:
[quote user=funkydiva35]not lickin my gorgeous puss then sexy chick??? booooooo[/quote] well if it means that will nurse you back to health then a nurse has to do what a nurse has to do! :lickface: Well done on the run hunni!!
btw debs, this is an 'anything goes' forum.... so cheer up! :happy: :P :bounce:
I'm all for some livening up guys! Here's my joke... One night at a club little red riding hood and the big bad wolf were getting their groove on. After hours of dancing and leading each other on, they went back to his place. He asked her "come on please just let me stick it in." Little Red Riding hood replied 'Stick to to the story motherf**ker, EAT ME!
Oli, me thinks as it's summer, peeps are either away on hols or out enjoying the sunshine when it appears! Thats why I've been quiet anyway!:bounce:
ooh I've got a nurses outfit too! Let me know if Markie needs any assistance... :rascal:
well if it's scary music you're after then I'll bring along my keyboard as it has some wickedly scary settings to make music with... As for the badges, just let me know who is doing what and I'll make them up - I was thinking velcro for the hairy chest too although gaffa tape works just as well and we can do a bit of s&m by ripping it off slowly. hmmm yeah deffo gaffa tape! Mrs mwm, please add me to the catering list - I don't eat red meat (only pink lol) and am allergic to mushrooms. CC glad you're taking charge, let me know if there is anything else you need as I am quite resourceful. :bounce:
oh funks, sorry to hear you have been so sick! :therethere: I do hope you get better soon as we have some things to organise! I hope things all go ok at the doc, just think its short term pain for long term gain. mwah - kisses & hugs to make you better xxoo :inlove:
So I go away on holiday and this is what I miss? May I please be added to the backstage team, I used to be in the girlguides so can tie a mean rope, light a fire and sew a badge if need be. plus I work for a TV & movie company so have access to all the right equipment... I'll bring my guitar so we can sing kumbaya around the campfire whilst thingy is trying to get out of the ropes I tied... :thumbup:
Don't know about these secret parties where only select peeps can come... blink bolt But glad there was fun to be had anyway! :bounce:
well funky, if you read your mail, then you might not be so bored!!! :doh:
oh debs, this is a LADIES day out! Ladies don't do that sort of thing and anyway, I don't have that much control over my 'stream' to pee into a can!!! lol
Tower is about £17 I think, did it a couple of months ago. I haven't been on the eye either but that is the same price. But we should deffo smuggle some booze in for our trip, as long as we all pee before we get up there! lol yay for girlie drinks in the big smoke! :beer: drinkies :cheers:
eeeew stay away from my feet! Not only am I extremely ticklish there (so Oli I would also give anyone a kick in the head!) I find feet a little gross and I would NEVER let anyone suck my toes! blink but that's just me bolt :mrgreen:
I'm always up for a ladies night Midgie! :bounce: We like nights out with the girls.... mmmm drinkies