Yes, I agree with several of you, that this site is very quiet at the moment. Has anyone got any good jokes to share?
Here is one that amused me.......
A man went into a pub and saw a huge jar full of money on the bar. "What's that for", he asked, to which the landlord explained, "its the prize money for anyone who can complete two tasks for me. Firstly, I have a rottweiler in the back yard who has some infected teeth that need removing, and then secondly I want you to go upstairs and give multiple orgasms to my old granny in bed". That doesn't sound too difficult, thought the man, so off he went into the back yard. After an hour of yelps, screams, curses and growls, the bloodstained man staggered back into the pub, "right", he said, "done that!!!! Now where's your old granny with the bad teeth..........?".
So here's another joke...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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Ive trimmed the top off your wellies:giggle::giggle::giggle:
How shit was that but hey i bet you have a little chuckle, and a little chuckle goes a long way.
xxxx