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funkchick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
0 miles · Greater London

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I had black boogers from dancing around in a dusty festival yesterday, my feet were so black they didn't look like mine! *peeeeeooooooooooooonn*
I think that is a good way of describing flirting in a bar etc, if someone smiles at you, their eyes linger for longer on you, or turn back to look at you again, then there is a pretty good chance they like what they see! My version of flirting consists of me taking the mic out of someone & making them laugh, somehow it works! But errrr then again, I am still single... x
[quote user=oliviak]OOOOOOOO we got 2 funkchicks!!! Excellent biggrin[/quote] I only see one of me, Oli are you drunk again and seeing double lol
[quote user=Madam_CC]Now all you have to do Kat is pair up the single fems with the single males smile:):):):)[/quote] I bags Maxedout!! :bounce: :lickface: hands off ladies lol duel
[quote user=blondecouple]Funk could you tell your friends im really missing my Lambourghini :giggle::giggle::giggle:[/quote] hmm I'll see what I can do, except I might need to make a few hundred thousand more friends for a Lambourghini!
I'm happy to get on a train in fancy dress with some other peeps but on my own you just get a little bit too much attention! Especially with what I'm thinking of wearing... :scared: Rosie you should just get a fancy mask or somethin - easy peasy! :bounce:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: what a pissa you two - well I hope my cake will be a little lighter than a rock! This is going to be fun catchin a train in me outfit - might have to rethink what I'm going to wear! Go rockstar Maxxy - rock on! :karaoke: :hunk:
hmmm self inflicted, not sure if I should be giving you sympathy! But I will anyway... hun hope your head feels better soon!:therethere: Ok so normal fancy dress, that will be fun on the train all the way to yours! :bounce:
aww the bays, a great loss to the site! Hope you find what you are looking for. You know we'd all welcome you back with open arms...! boink
Well I did sorta guess that Jo lol I got a guitar for my birthday last month, I was complaining so much about missing my one in Aus that my friends chipped in and got me one! How lucky am I! :bounce:
what's funky fancy dress? Do we have to dress up as you funky?? lol In that case can I borrow some clothes??? You might have to lend Max some clothes too, tho your pants mite be a bit too tight lol :grin:
[quote user=maxedout]Bouncy Bouncy :bounce:[/quote] bounce :bounce: bounce :bounce: bounce :bounce: bounce :bounce: oooh write that too many times and it looks funny...
Bloody sponge cake eh! I'll have to buy some electric beaters, but need to get some anyway... So what can we dress up in then Miss Funky? I know you'll be in your birthday suit lol :bounce:
I'll put my name down... Funkchick :bounce: lol and I will try and behave if there are normal friends there! Which means there will be no dressing up, is that rite? :doh: oh well, will just have to get boozed instead! drinkies Want me to bake you a cake? And if so what is your fav?? xx
If someone who is a member on here doesn't admit that they watch or have watched porn then they are liars and kidding themselves!!! :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce: oops did it again bolt :bounce:
Not going to Notts Social MWM too far away! Looks like I'm gonna get away with it... lol :bounce: :bounce: bolt
:bounce: hang on, what is it punishable by???? :bounce: :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
You might have to fight Max for that one, he has used the bouncy dude on every post ever! But I WON'T stop using him anyway coz he's great!! Bring it on... duel oh and...:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'm not an oldie or a newbie CC but when I get my new larry (laptop) I'll be in there more often to have a chin wag I'm sure. xx
yea I can't say I've seen that one used at all... ok until now... I love the paired ones... :kick: :boxing: drinkies duel kiss passionkiss poke :therethere: on and can't forget bouncy dude... :bounce:
I believe we need someone to whip menick, he has put in a special request - so funky you up for that?
there'll be none of this floggin my bras on ebay... sorry debs, although they stay up ok on their own at the moment, one day gravity will take over so I need me bras!!!
ooh and I forgot to add - to gain entry one must snog the birthday girl lol :bounce:
[quote user=oliviak][quote user=funkchick]bonus... and err can I request a theme???[/quote] Gay boy theme... just for Max :giggle:bolt[/quote] oh Oli, Max isn't gay, he's bi - I can vouch for that! :giggle: :grin: I was thinking of a 'bedroom' theme - not pillows & bedsheets type theme lol but things you might wear to errr 'arouse' a partner in the bedroom... think Drs, Nurses, cheerleaders, flight attendants - and if partners want they can come paired - you know pirate & wench, dr & nurse, flight attendant & pilot etc etc Just an idea!
[quote user=Madam_CC]there was only 4 questions on fb Ceys smile One was how many peeps you had spelt with, and one was what colour is it. Had been that long since i had seen "it" i had to have a thorough look. Cant rem the other two off hand :) xxx[/quote] I guess I've 'spelt' with a whole classroom in the school spelling bees! lol I would assume that shaving with a hard on would actually make it easier, pulling the skin taut and all...