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5 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]full house get inside clem the fireworks will scare ya xx[/quote] :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Hee hee... sexy Funk.... Did you enjoy your tommy the other morning?? smile

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4 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!![/quote] Can we be nuts together funks?? smile

... Luv ya.... and while we're being nuts together, it'd be rude not to bump uglies hard...... Yeeee Haaaa - anyway you want... :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:... I think I'm suffering from the same ailments as Oli... such a long time to have an itch... Any offers hee hee..?

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4 Nov 2008

[quote user=oliviak] Dr Dave.. Ihave no cash, business, notes, accounts receivable, securities, inventories, goodwill, fixtures, machinery or property. But I DO have lots of shoes (property?) and a rabbit (machinery??) does that count???? :crazy::crazy::crazy:[/quote] Yea they do Oli smile

.... So rabbits, tell me more :notes:.... I love rabbits, especially the beads, and tickler.. :) :bounce::bounce: Aye Carumba..... silly

hwoar:

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31 Oct 2008

[quote user=ceylon1] Oh isn't he just CC. But then again, so are you :rascal: boink

I wonder if our resident Doc is any good with a paddle or would he just bolt

:bounce:[/quote] There is only one way to find out Cey innocent

.... I know how to handle a paddle, cat o nine tails, rolled up paper, magazine, hands (I can make a good solid crack sound too)..... lksoia fekjkn kwjebk wlejnlwkn :bounce: Dr "horny" D

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31 Oct 2008

[quote user=miss_ccrider]just a wee quick question. How far is London Luton from Stevenage? Hee hee looks about an inch on the map. I have been looking into flights and may come down, but its not a definate as yet. xxxx[/quote] CC, Luton airport is about 13 miles from Stevenage. Thank you for using SP sat nav, please use us again.. smile

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31 Oct 2008

Full house!!!!!!!!! Get in.... Losers...... Yee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa smile

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31 Oct 2008

Bring oil and Oli, Cey, MWM, all to spank Funks (though if we bruise her ikkle ass, we have to kiss it better) smile

.... That's a party right there.... I could scratch Oli's itch whilst I'm there.. We just need to make sure there aren't any Jags in the area or we'll never get Cey and MWM away.... Like a moth to the flame :) Dr in dream land...... Get in.. :inlove:

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31 Oct 2008

Well, so much for a quiet drink in the bar and a chat....:giggle:... Peas and rice... It's going to be mental..:bounce::bounce::beer: drinkies

:cheers:

hwoar:

:doggy:X30 :sleeping: Can't wait Dr D

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31 Oct 2008

MWM, still waiting for my appraisal....:sleeping:. smile

I was hoping to get you in an office all to myself so you can take advantage of the situation.... :bounce::bounce::bounce: Dr D

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31 Oct 2008

Sam, :welcome: to SP.... Great site with hot peeps.. You'll have a laugh. smile

My advice (from someone who has not been on here for long), get posting on the forums, get into the chat rooms (there is good chat-room advice in the forums), and generally get yourself known. :notes: Be polite, courteous, and funny, and you will go far.... If you ever need medical attention, check out my tread in the forums. Dr D

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30 Oct 2008

In sumary, yes I'm nuts... DD

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30 Oct 2008

Is this the queue for the Next sale?? No.... Oh my god, I've been in this queue for 2 days.... Peeing into coke bottles.. All I wanted was a cheap pair of low rise jeans and scatter cushions for me sofa..... Nutta - I don't think so, i don't think so.... I challenge anyone to use the mental health act (the revised version 2007) to prove me wrong... I'm as sane as a big bag of sane things, given out on national sane day, in sane town, in the county of sane.... The doctor (not doctor who).... biggrin

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30 Oct 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bum lovin!![/quote] Interesting....... so u liking the bum love then Funks?? Doc taking frantic notes.... :notes: Giving and/or taking?? Please be aware that all questions are for medical purposes only... biggrin

Doc

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30 Oct 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]well dr......:inlove: thanx for ur response...... well id like to think i was a good patient....but i cant lie to u.....im bad thru and thru....:scared: funky nutta xx:P[/quote] Sexy Funky, :inlove: (look, you're in my surgery, naked, and my hands are all over you - professionalism has gone out the window).. :bounce::bounce: I knew you were naughty and glad!! Woo Hoo.. biggrin

.. Right, fingers now teasing your upper inner thigh, brushing, but no touching (yet).... Gentle ass bite (oh, firm).... You turn over.... and you start to push my head down..... Well, patient involvement is important.... :D Tongue?? Your Dr...

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30 Oct 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dr.....ur gettin ikle funky hot and bothered this mornin!! oh nearly forgot... FULL HOUSE!! sod the doggy ref......the drs got me goin.....goin for a wank!![/quote] Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, morning doggie.... Now that has go me hot and bothered.... biggrin

:D :D :D...:doggy::doggy: Oh, would love to watch you play.. :rascal:

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29 Oct 2008

[quote user=ceylon1]No need for the towel Suds, it's the best moisteriser a woman can get. :grin::haha::haha::haha:[/quote] and a handy protein snack too.... Or that's what I tell everyone innocent

:whistling:

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29 Oct 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]dear dr..... i jus dont kno wots wrong wiv me....im sooooooo tired durin the day and jus cant b arsed to do a fooooooookin thing.....im a kept woman and dont hav to work, but im gettin bored too!! but i jus dont hav the nrg to go out either.....please help me? funky nutta xx[/quote] Miss Diva35 (professional letter response), boink

I have plenty of remedies that require no physical out-put from you.... :giggle: They won't necessarily cure your ailments, but you will have such a smile on your face - you won't give a flying... To start off with, you would be required to strip naked and lie on your front - the only rule is that you can't move so can't touch your Dr... with gentle warm hands, i would slowly trace up and down your body, teasing you with the promise of something else, but never quite reaching... Now, the next stage in the treatment would depend on your ability to be good.... So, are you a good patient or a naughty patient?? Dr D

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29 Oct 2008

[quote user=mwm69]Dr Dave and Sudsy...........you pervs :grin::rascal: ....there was me trying to be all philosophical about what these places charge and the shock at the sudden change in size of me boob holders and you two have to lower the tone :dry: rotflmao

...................but I get where your coming from innocent

:rascal: As for perusing the said garments I think as they were SOOO expensive I should charge a fee for the privilage lol

.........or maybe put them in a glass case and hang them on the wall. Dont want to get them dirty :giggle::giggle:[/quote] Erm - ah yes :whistling::whistling:... To bring the gravitas and decorum back to this thread - I thought I would do some extensive research (I knew my MSc and PHD research lectures would come in handy) into the word of expensive lingerie.... Extensive research.... :whistling: I know nothing about the lingerie, but I do know that lingerie models are very hot... very hot indeed... Although with legs as long as 34" MWM, I bet you could give em a run for their money... Hell fire, mine are 34" and I'm 6'2" and I'm a man.... :lick::lick:... My new mantra - lets the breasts run free!! Dr D

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29 Oct 2008

[quote user=Sid_n_Nancy] [color="olive"] Nice one Dr_dave, directing in the forums! There's nothing in the rules against that! Way to find a loop hole lol :giggle:[/color][/quote] Thanks Sid n Nancy.... Always looking for loop holes to exploit... Isn't that what rules are for?? ;);):mrgreen:8) Dr D....... As the prodigy once said - "fu** em, and their law"....

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29 Oct 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]FULL HOUSE!! FOOOOOOOOK ME IM BORED....sumone shag me doggy stylieeee funky nutta xx[/quote] Well, who could resist an offer like that.....? silly

hwoar:.. I'm there, rolling you over, lifting your purdy ass in the air, ready to give you a good hard shaggin' doggy stylieee... Hard and fast.... :doggy::doggy::doggy::smitten:... A reach round too - clit play... :bounce::bounce::bounce:

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28 Oct 2008

[quote user=ceylon1]and if you look carefully half the cast of Eastenders are on there too lol[/quote] :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Cey, You're right.... Is that Martin Kemp, 4th from the left??... Also, I don't know who the lady is second from the left, but she could take a bite out of my banana anytime she wants.... :inlove: dirty minx.. DD

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28 Oct 2008

[quote user=mwm69][quote user=ceylon1]can I cum and watch? :grin: ding dong round 1 :haha:[/quote] Such a perve! :bounce:[/quote] You coming along MWM?? You could wear your new set if you like..... Bring oil smile

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28 Oct 2008

[quote user=ceylon1]can I cum and watch? :grin: ding dong round 1 :haha:[/quote] Cey, yes of course you can cum and watch :giggle:.. Join in even innocent

.... You can spank me.... smile

.... Hard hee hee. :) skdghksjghksjgh Dr D

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28 Oct 2008

Obvious point Mrs MWM..... but the only way to really appreciate the new set is for you to post a picture of you in said set... silly

hwoar: This way, your good friends at SP will have a reference point to compare and contrast a standard set of undies, with a top of the line ensemble... :smitten: The other way to look at it is that I'm just a perv and I want another pic of you in your smalls!! :clap: innocent

:whistling::whistling: I'll let you make that decision.... smile

Doc D

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27 Oct 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]hard and fast....fuckin!! soft and gentle spankin.....my paddle keeps bruisin me ass dr!! mind u...u cud kiss it betta....mmmmmmmm[/quote] Oh, that's got me all excited first thing on a Monday morning... smile

Your wish is my command funks.... Hard and fast fucking... Oh little Dr is now big Dr biggrin

.... and yes, I would kiss your ass better if it got bruised... hmmmmmm... Anything else I can help you with?? a very horny Dr D

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27 Oct 2008

[quote user=ceylon1][quote user=blondecouple]Now that I would watch on cam!! lol[/quote] best hurry Jo, he won't have one left to fiddle with soon, let alone play snooker with lol[/quote] So, is that what he's doing then?? Chalking his tip..... Ouch.... That would sting... He needs to discover the wonders of baby oil.... I always have a bottle in the car... Its amazing how often its needed in the woods / car / pub beer garden innocent

.... D D

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27 Oct 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]war....bring it on dr..... oh u a poordy boy??....wots wrong hunni??? dr funky nuttas on her way round...as long as its not herpes or crabs....

:rotflmao: oh nearly forgot... FULL HOUSE!! good boy u can hav ur bonio....xx[/quote] Thanks Funks. smile

... I'm back now... It was nothing a vast quantity of wine and gin couldn't shift.... Crabs or herpes :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:.. No, I'm as clean as a bottle of dettol... You can give me a thorough check over if you like :)... HMMMMMMMM.... Hands or mouth, or both..... I can have my bonio :).... You can have my bonio anytime you like... 3 or 4 times.... Re war, the only way to settle this is wrestling.. Dr D

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24 Oct 2008

[quote user=blondecouple]:haha:Good Quality paper? :haha:[/quote] :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Also a good camera... I'm shocked that ladies don't want to see pics of men's cocks.. :doh: What is wrong with you????? bolt

Erik's snookered then isn't he??? If you don't know who Erik is, get on chat.... It won't take long... biggrin

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24 Oct 2008

You don't have to be mad to work here.... In fact, we test you at interview to ensure you're not.... I'm Brazil, Cashew, Pea, and Coco all rolled into one.... Also, my nuts are smooth and soft. No need to crack em to get at the tasty centre.... D

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24 Oct 2008

Andy :welcome: (first time I've used the welcome emoticon), I've not long been on here either.... It's effing great and there are some really great people to meet. Like the others have said, get into the chatrooms, post stuff in the forums. also read some of the advice threads for guys - they may save your life*.... biggrin

.... Also, are you the son of Optimus Prime of of transformers??? So cool if you are.... What do you transform into?? something practical like cooking utensils, or a canteen of cutlery :D Dr D *Not actually save your life, but you get the picture....

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