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dr_dave

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15 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]soooooooooooo it is.......whose bloody changed that then.....must b the ikkle ppl in me puta....the sneaky ikkle fooooookas!! :laughabove::laughabove:[/quote] What the..... Its back to the hot pic of you in your red pants......... Those people in your puter, little fookers.... I'll ave em I will... sat in there with their blue hair........

15 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35][quote user=j_the_impaler]One that leaves something to think about[/quote]# and me in it j....lol[/quote] :giggle::laughabove::bounce::giggle::laughabove::bounce::giggle::laughabove::bounce::giggle::laughabove::bounce: So in summary Funky...... Didn't quite get the general idea..... LOL

15 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]im a virgin!![/quote] Wow, now there is a woman with virtue.... Legs closed and nothing is getting in there until its with the right man.... Hat off.... Wait a fecking minute here.... You're like that timeshare sales man aren't you?? I may be northern, but we're not stupid biggrin

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...... Virgin my (pert) arse (who added pert in there - OK, it was me)........... Dr

15 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35][quote user=dr_dave]Or how about: fuck me dr....ur as maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad as me....lol[/quote] One does endeavour to try Funky of Diva, holder of the number 35.............. Do or do not, there is no try.. Yoda - a long time ago...... in a galaxy far, far away..... Star wars ep IV death star destroyed by a design flaw. Obi-Dead, Uncle Owen and Aunt beru-Dead Star wars Ep V Cold Hoth System - Rebels escape cause of bad man management. Luke kisses his sister (ergh).. Han frozen Star wars Ep VI The jedi return - its not as big as you think.. Its one man (who looks different in this movie cause of a bad car crash). Jaba-dead. boba-dead. Yoda-Dead, Vader-dead. Emperor-dead, very sad... Death star again destroyed because of a design flaw (I doubt the insurance will pay out) Star wars Ep I - yes that's right, they didn't run them in order The force is all powerful, but the Jedi weren't sure about Anakin.. Pod-race sets up the angst. Maul-dead, Sidous needs a new apprentice (I think he knows Sir Alan), Qui-gon-Dead.. Star wars Ep II Just a link between I and III. Needs to link the small boy with the Green Cross Code Man... Ani slaughters the Sand people - not all of them, he's not an animal.... Shmi-Dead, Jengo-Dead Star wars Ep III The missing link.... Padme-Dead, Ani-dead (well that's how Obi justifies it in Ep IV), nearly all the jedi-Dead (fecking exec order 66), Mace-Dead......

15 Nov 2008

:welcome: Sean, I don't know what Funky and Blond are on about but this is a site for people who like swings and other gravity based rides... There are no sexy peeps here biggrin

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... Go home, nothing to see here innocent

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:whistling:.. Seriously, have fun.. this place is ace.. :D.. Seriously, swings etc... That's all... Dr D

14 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]dr ur goin mad me pics of me on me knees.....lol[/quote] No they aint funky... biggrin

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... Ur pics are of your wonderful tits.... Like ur cam the other day - Wow.......... Yeeeeee Haaaaaa....

12 Nov 2008

[quote user=CIC]I miss Doc Martin. He was a nice chap.[/quote] :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Doc Martin... wasn't he a miserable sod??? DD

11 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]im still very nervous about this whole scene u kno.....lol[/quote] Sexy Cey and Funks, I'm detecting :bs: here.... Shy and Nervous my pert arse smile

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:):):).... :hunk: Now if you both told me you were virgins, I wud believe you..... :eeek::eeek::eeek:

11 Nov 2008

[quote user=northlondon12]yeh how cud i forget ya fooooooka we both got style oozing out.................oh fuk mines turned to puss i beta see dr D..............may need sum antibiotics:crazy::crazy: :haha::haha:[/quote] Oh Style puss, not nice Norfy.... There's only one thing that can cure style that's oozing puss, and its not antibiotics... Woo Hoo.. :thrilled::thrilled::thrilled: I can prescribe it by the ton..... As much as you can take :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

11 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]ooooooooh dr!! i do, tis cold at nite and i need 2 guys wrapped round me to keep me warm.... u offerin??? havent u noticed it gets very cold in dec particularly the 27th......fancy sharin my bed?? funky nutta xx[/quote] Sharing your bed..... Let me think on that one..... Fook yea smile

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.... I have heard from the Met office that the 27th is going to be the coldest day since records began.. Mmmmmmmmm kjhskdufhkiusfkjsbfkj now btw DD :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

9 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]cock in hand dr???... or bendin ova and ready to take it like a man??? dr's me bitch!!![/quote] Well, given the choice...... bent over tied to a chair... That way you can do wot eva u want...... wot u goin 2 do 2 me Funks..... I'll b ur bitch anytime u want.... Ok, kjshksjbg Dr now.... :bounce::bounce:

6 Nov 2008

[quote user=ceylon1]debs :giggle::giggle::giggle::inlove:[/quote] I do like it when you set them free Cey..... biggrin

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boom shakalaka..... Simply stunning.... :D

6 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]omg....dr.....now i need another thomas.....wot r u doin to me!!:doh: funky nutta xx:P[/quote] Right now.... My head in your lap, taking your clit in my mouth, sucking gently... fingers in..... Rim?? DD

6 Nov 2008

Full mutha fooking house mutha fooker..... Iams in a chrome bowl, on a matching mat, with a sexy girl dog to mount... Followed by a big bone..... anyone want to lick my bone?? Check it DD

6 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[/quote] funks - ur goin 2 get it, don't you worry, u funky horny sexy woman u... biggrin

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.... :doggy::doggy: I luv ur profile pic - 2nd time I've mentioned it... Love it... Hot bod - check, pert titties - check, red pants - check, hands down hot panties - check..... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm DD :inlove:

6 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]really???,,,,,where???......lololl[/quote] Hi Funky, I'm over here.... Stood up, naked, ready for you biggrin

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6 Nov 2008

I wanna watch like I've never wanted to watch anything else in my life...... biggrin

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:D :D I won't touch (unless directed to), and will make tea and wash toys as needed... There is a chance that I might hyperventilate though... silly

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hwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar:... Please please please organise it.... Please.. have I begged enough??

6 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]full house and dr i sure did....and its ur fault!![/quote] :inlove::inlove::inlove: Hee hee... I did have a dream about u on all 4's Funks.... Taking one hell of a pounding... biggrin

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.... God I'm all lkdhflsjdhfkjshfkgjdbfkgjbdkrjgbekrjg now :D :D :D

6 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]well tis like this dr...... i love both.....givin and omg recievin.....infact i prefer bum luvin to pussy fuckin......

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:rotflmao: and i dont kno wot u mean sexy cey.....:thumbup: funky nutta xx[/quote] You love bum luv Funks, and I luv you.... Even more now... As I've never had a case of farmer Giles (lol North), you can't beat a bit of bum luv.... Givin n receivin.. There is nothing hornier than being "done" with a strap on... :doggy::doggy: 2 much time spent in the shower with a bottle of oil and a vibro.. mmmmmmm.. Am I sharing too much??? Righ, where's me oil..... DD

6 Nov 2008

[quote user=northlondon12]watch out ya dont iron ya cock bru :crazy::crazy: :giggle::giggle:[/quote] :laughabove::laughabove: Fook me North that would smart... How do you explain that at A&E??? Yea, I burnt my cock ironing in the nip... LOL DD

6 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]fooooooooooooooookin hell im hot in ere!![/quote] So do you still need keeping warm funks?? effin fab profile pic btw.... Makes me all warm... Pantie fiddling... mmmmmmmm somewhere to keep my hands warm biggrin

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6 Nov 2008

[quote user=oliviak]Well i am fookin freezing... need someone to keep me warm.[/quote] Well I'm known as the human radiator Oli, I'll keep you warm.... smile

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... I'm sure we could think of other activities should the temp fall further biggrin

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..... Woo hoo.... Though I think sparxyv3 kept you warm last night... Don't think we didn't notice that you left the chat room within minutes of each other innocent

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Hee hee... DD

6 Nov 2008

[quote user=friends3][color="orange"][size="18"]I think I need a Doctor.....oh, hang a minute,.....phd in what exactly???? Loving the chat in here......more please!!!! xx[/size][/color][/quote] friends3 - You will have to pop into my thread set up by MWM69.. "Dr_Dave's problem page"...... smile

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PHD is in IT... Not medical (at all), but i will try my hand at anything...... Lovin the pics by the way biggrin

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.... dkjfgldjghl now...... DD

5 Nov 2008

[quote user=ceylon1]:giggle:[quote user=dr_dave]Mine was easy... Dr - cause I'm doing a PHD Dave - cause I think dave is a great name... Good name for a pet... Like Steve... not my real name - like Oli, didn't want to use my real name, though a full face pic kinda ruins the mystique.... Great thread.... Hat off. Dr D[/quote] I think you should have called yourself..... wait for it.......... hergshfiskfjnjfnkfnjnkjdnjnj :giggle::giggle::giggle: oh and we called ourselves ceylon, because we went on honeymoon there (old name for sri lanka) not cos we like tea lol. Just thought it a pretty name which just slid off our tongues at the time.[/quote] I wish I could slide off your tongue Cey.. biggrin

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:happy::happy: I think hergshfiskfjnjfnkfnjnkjdnjnj would have been a great name smile

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.... So much of it...... mmmmmmm

5 Nov 2008

[quote user=kay-de]We put a hell of a lot of thought and originality to our nickname... it's the gorgeous kaths' initials... K D was expanded to Kay-De.... best bit is we did a google on it and it's a real name mostly used in the good old USA... did you know they elected the 1st black president? ( their words not mine)[/quote] Kay-Dee - cool process for naming... wishing I'd used my initials now, could have been Emm-Kay (though it sounds like a womans name).... smile

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The USA elected their first black president - did they?? There was an election??? Jesus, no one told me...... DD

5 Nov 2008

Stop it all of you, You're talking about the woman I love smile

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..... She's purdy :inlove:..... and they live in Bristol - only minutes from my house... Now all I have to do is change myself into a bi woman.... hmmmm, may need help there... but I can see your point... They have been on here for 2 minutes, not really contributed to the community (other than those breasts - thank you for bringing them too us)... On the other hand, they received the most votes... Maybe someone should suggest a criteria for eligibility for MotM?? Nomination by an established member or something...... DD

5 Nov 2008

Mine was easy... Dr - cause I'm doing a PHD Dave - cause I think dave is a great name... Good name for a pet... Like Steve... not my real name - like Oli, didn't want to use my real name, though a full face pic kinda ruins the mystique.... Great thread.... Hat off. Dr D

5 Nov 2008

[quote user=funkydiva35]FUNKY......cus i love for funky tunes.....music to the gods!! DIVA.......cus im a demandin woman!!...lol 35......was my age at the time!! funkydiva35!![/quote] Funks - I love ya even more now... I'm loving the funk... Slam dunk the funk.... smile

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5 Nov 2008

[quote user=northlondon12]my fav name was dirtycunt but i think she left........an pissflapps is anuvver one that makes me smile..:grin::grin: :haha::haha:[/quote] Laugh out mutha fooking loud.... Dirtycunt... says everything you need to say doesn't it... Doesn't make me want to eat though... Ergh... Pissflapps - genius.... DD

5 Nov 2008

[quote user=oliviak]Well as it happens DD I had my itch scratched numerous times at the weekend... :bounce::happy::grin:[/quote] Woo hoo.... So you won't need help scratching for a while then?? Or have I overestimated the severity of your itch?? smile

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Anyone else need help?? DD