[quote user=serens40][quote user=andyprime][quote user=serens40]No imagination Andy?[/quote]
Me Im sweet and innocent![/quote]
And I'm the reincarnation of mother teresa :giggle:[/quote]
If Serens is the reincarnation of Mother Teresa, then I would hurry through her path to saintlyhood and pray at her alter.......
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dr_dave
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
0 miles · Bristol
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I am tatoo and piercing free and like fresh driven snow, I'm pure, never been touched..
Not even for fun..
To quote Oliviak, I have one hell of an itch....
No tatoos though. On women, depends on what they have and where it is....
Love and Hat on knuckles - no (especially with a missing finger!!).. Something small in an area that only a special few have seen, and indeed licked is pretty horny...
Hmmmmmm, licking.......
[quote user=miss_ccrider]OMG...................who gave the boy back an internet connection.
Dr Dave............... I have a problem i need help with, you see im not quite sure of something, and i feel i have to ask it alot. Can you answer a small question for me?
DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?
:) :) :)[/quote]
PMS LOL LMAO :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:.....
Jesus, don't you listen :).... You asked me like 358 times during the course of the evening (in between trying to suck my face off-good kisser by the way, made me want to do rude things ha ha) and each time I answered in the positive...
You know I still love you, always have and always will..
Big kiss (with tongues, and maybe some fumbling)
Dr_D
:) :) :)[/quote]
PMS LOL LMAO :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:.....
Jesus, don't you listen :).... You asked me like 358 times during the course of the evening (in between trying to suck my face off-good kisser by the way, made me want to do rude things ha ha) and each time I answered in the positive...
You know I still love you, always have and always will..
Big kiss (with tongues, and maybe some fumbling)
Dr_D [quote user=funkydiva35]Sexy dr...... Dont turn ppl off me i hav a hard job as it os to get a fuck! Lol[/quote]
Ha ha ha ha lol :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
I don't believe you Funky.... As most of your pics are taken by you in a mirror of the public conveniences of London, I'm assuming you've seen yourself ha ha ha... You HOT... Tres Hot....
Men, form a queue.... Its a long one..
Have you lot scared off another single male ha ha.... I don't believe a good cock pic wouldn't do the world of good...
Men just don't listen... Jesus H Christ on a bike....
If you want to get on on this site, the advice given is fine advice.. Polite works, humble also good.. The power on this site starts with couples, and women, then plankton, whale poo, bugs, bugs that eat bugs then single men...
You will have a ball on here - its so much fun.......
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=miss_ccrider]I come on loan to the English, Dont like to stay there to long in case they keep me and dont return me to my homeland.
Anytime MWM, Was going to say im very sticky, but im not im nice and clean.
xxx[/quote]
Sticky is good CC......clean lickable sticky is very good.
:rascal:.............what am I saying 
:whistling:[/quote]
I like the sound of clean lickable sticky... hmmmm... Wonder if you can get that in the frozen section of Tesco?? Also, just had a flashback cc to your ripped tartan pj's..... You were very very drunk by the way... V horny, but very very drunk....
xxx[/quote]
Sticky is good CC......clean lickable sticky is very good.
:rascal:.............what am I saying :whistling:[/quote]
I like the sound of clean lickable sticky... hmmmm... Wonder if you can get that in the frozen section of Tesco?? Also, just had a flashback cc to your ripped tartan pj's..... You were very very drunk by the way... V horny, but very very drunk.... Hello all......
Dr D back after a career break in Thailand.... Lady Boys, Ladies, ladies, ladies... Did I mention the ladies??
I now have 'tinternet access (a full 8MB), so expect some serious access....
The surgery is open, my hands are warm, and I have plenty of lube....
Dr D
PS - well done to Funky D on being member of the month (well deserved-there's probably a thread on it somewhere!!)
[quote user=northlondon12][quote user=dr_dave]I've heard so much about this paddle.. Can't wait to meet it first hand - so 2 speak..
And how on earth could Funky scare anyone off?? she's such a sweet girl.. So pure and, and, and - who the hell am I kidding - she is pure naughtiness... the perfect gal...
Love ya funky D 
:inlove::inlove:[/quote]
Wait till ya meet her dr d :crazy:
:haha::haha:[/quote]
There's a lot a love going on in here.... norfy - I can't wait to meet Funky of D. I think there will be trouble if Funky and Dr hit the dance floor.
Boom
:inlove::inlove:[/quote]
Wait till ya meet her dr d :crazy:
:haha::haha:[/quote]
There's a lot a love going on in here.... norfy - I can't wait to meet Funky of D. I think there will be trouble if Funky and Dr hit the dance floor.
Boom This is a good thread....
I remember watching films like Poltergiest when I was 7 and it scared the holy shite out of me... I'm now 33, and I watched it again about 10 years ago and the horror was funny. Also, I saw the Exorcist when it came back to the cinema a few years ago, and people were laughing... When it was originally released it was banned..
The bbfc website is a good guide to what the peeps who clasify films expect. A 15 certificate film is classified as follows:
Theme
No theme is prohibited, provided the treatment is appropriate to 15 year olds.
Language
There may be frequent use of strong language (eg 'fuck'). But the strongest terms (eg 'cunt') will be acceptable only where justified by the context. Continued aggressive use of the strongest language is unlikely to be acceptable.
Nudity
Nudity may be allowed in a sexual context but without strong detail. There are no constraints on nudity in a non-sexual or educational context.
Sex
Sexual activity may be portrayed but without strong detail. There may be strong verbal references to sexual behaviour.
Violence
Violence may be strong but may not dwell on the infliction of pain or injury. Scenes of sexual violence must be discreet and brief.
Imitable techniques
Dangerous techniques (eg combat, hanging, suicide and self-harming) should not dwell on imitable detail. Easily accessible weapons should not be glamorised.
Horror
Strong threat and menace are permitted. The strongest gory images are unlikely to be acceptable.
Drugs
Drug taking may be shown but the film as a whole must not promote or encourage drug misuse.
Sorry, my research hat has come right off...
If you want any future films recomendations, "Shaving Ryans Privates" and "King Dong" are top notch .....
..... I think I know how we can sort this out.. If you all send me your private pics, and contact details - I'll...... erm, erm...
Oh crap, didn't quite think this through did I?? ... 
......:doh:
Anyone private??
Men - pah..... Seriously, I hope I haven't asked for random photos???? MWM69, Sexy Ceys (miss you), and FunkyD have all been kind enough to let me c theirs (without having to ask - thank you all)......
Love it..... nothing like a bit of 4-play and flirting is there??.... "Hi, can I c ur private pics??" "erm, what's your name?" "frank.... Pics?? Please"
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
... ......:doh:
Anyone private??
Men - pah..... Seriously, I hope I haven't asked for random photos???? MWM69, Sexy Ceys (miss you), and FunkyD have all been kind enough to let me c theirs (without having to ask - thank you all)......
Love it..... nothing like a bit of 4-play and flirting is there??.... "Hi, can I c ur private pics??" "erm, what's your name?" "frank.... Pics?? Please"
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce: [quote user=jackkkk8]One thought... if you did have a 12" cock where would you put the fooka in normal day to day life. Feeding the ducks at the park in a pair of shorts could be life threatening...[/quote]
I would guess clever use of strapping might get you through most situations. If a hard-on did happen, I think you can be arrested for concealing a deadly weapon. It could have you're eye out..
Never had that problem, 'cause I'm not 12"... more like 7.5........
[quote user=northlondon12][quote user=twoontwo]try living in wales fruit its allways fucking raining ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrr[/quote]
My parents live in tenby two and whenever i go there it pisses down:haha::haha:[/quote]
Well I'm from Manchester and it always rains there. i used to work in Haslingden and that's known as the wettest place in that area. Its also cold. Us northerners are made of tough stuff though.. Short sleeves all year round.. Only soft southerners wear coats..
Queue backlash from our southern contingent. Yes I do own a flat cap, whippet, and I also keep pigeons too.... Look, there's a bloooooomin' great queue for t'taxi..
Queue backlash from our southern contingent. Yes I do own a flat cap, whippet, and I also keep pigeons too.... Look, there's a bloooooomin' great queue for t'taxi.. [quote user=funkydiva35]fwaij'h 9uj'Aczknbvfchug;x'ioajk ldsaliguf dr.....ova and ova agen xx[/quote]
Especially if you end up tied like in your new profile pic Funky..... LOL.....
Cocking hell i have a lot of horn to let off... Can anyone help a Dr with two space hoppers... Big itch Oli ....
.... [quote user=oliviak]Well I have been told I have a nice bum...
But Personally I like a nice round bum that fills out a good pait of jeans... the kinf of bum that makes you want to pinch it or bite it lol[/quote]
Oli - you do (from the profile pics anyway)...
Very nice southern hemispherical arse... The kind you'd want to suck on for a day ...
Its all nice arses on here... Am I a T or A man???? what do you think??
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Its all nice arses on here... Am I a T or A man???? what do you think?? [quote user=funkydiva35]and big green feet dr......[/quote]
and as we all know funky, we shouldn't eat people with greet feet... or is that potatos and crisps?? I often confuse the two.....
It is OK to eat Funky Nutta's though... That's OK..
There's a cool TV prog on BBC2 in a minute. Its a documentary asking "how mad are you"... I think I will watch with interest..... :notes:
Speaking from a man's perspective, a nice bum must have a great pair of tits..... 
:rotflmao::rotflmao:
My own personal opinion is that a nice bum has to be part of a package. From the waist, to the legs. A true nice bum has to look good in all situations.. In a pair of jeans, in underwear, jogging bottoms, the lot. Best of all, it has to look good naked, not in any pose, just naked....
DD
:rotflmao::rotflmao:
My own personal opinion is that a nice bum has to be part of a package. From the waist, to the legs. A true nice bum has to look good in all situations.. In a pair of jeans, in underwear, jogging bottoms, the lot. Best of all, it has to look good naked, not in any pose, just naked....
DD [quote user=funkydiva35]hey sr....uv seen me on cam now.....wot u think???
funky nutta xx[/quote]
Hi everyone.
Sorry, been off line with man flu... I nearly died twice... My lajhdfkjskdjfgskjdgf went too.... Its back now though.
On my second day off (12th Nov) I had the pleaseure of Funky D in the chatroom. It was a wonderful sunny day in London, but I think the rest of the SP'ers were complaining about the cold weather.
Funky was on cam (so glad she was), naked, but for a skimpy pair of white pants....
Had some fun on there. I think she got a date too...... .. Seriously Funky, he was hot stuff.....
I do think we left most people on the ground and left on Funkies cloud for a random conversation....
She is one hot lady.... HOT HOT.... Not to spicy......
.. Seriously Funky, he was hot stuff.....
I do think we left most people on the ground and left on Funkies cloud for a random conversation....
She is one hot lady.... HOT HOT.... Not to spicy...... Hey, Lets have fun.....
Top tips from the Funky of D there. Yes its true, the ladies don't like pics of your cock. I think they all asume we have one lol..
My only suggestion is to be polite, not in any way pushy, funny, and patient and you can't really go wrong.
Also, get in the chat room. If you've not done them before, they will scare the crap out of you. Have a look on the forums and you'll see help. read it before you go in and make an arse of yourself (I know i did).
then have fun...
See you in there..
Dr D
[quote user=funkydiva35]full house
oh sumone try and beat me....its gettin borin on me own!!
funky nutta xx
i want a dr in the house!![/quote]
Dr D in the house..... Watch it... Back in the land of the living after catchin man flu from one of my patients.... Fancy ill people visiting the surgery...
Dr
