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curvysue
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
0 miles · Bristol
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01. What is your favorite word? sunshine
02. What is your least favorite word? c*nt or throbbing
03 What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? a good old storm
04. What turns you off? having cold feet
05. What is your favorite curse word? arse
06. What sound or noise do you love? a cat purring
07. What sound or noise do you hate? people whistling
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? social worker or police
09. What profession would you not like to do? embalmer
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your friends & family of the past are waiting for you
Well Mo I did take some interesting pictures of the night.
There was one of Swinging Cat with a pair of ear muffs on. Oh no, they weren't ear muffs were they??? 
Some gorgeous people I snogged & molested in the corridor. :P You know who you are (sorry about that guys)!!!! 
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& some very naughty ones, in my hotel room, but that would be telling :devil:
The prize for the best top of the night goes to the lovely Mrs Puppies. WOW!!:clap:
Mo, it was an excellent night and you would have really enjoyed it, it was a real shame you guys couldn't make it.
Post edited 30-10-2006 17:49
Some gorgeous people I snogged & molested in the corridor. :P You know who you are (sorry about that guys)!!!! eye:
& some very naughty ones, in my hotel room, but that would be telling :devil:
The prize for the best top of the night goes to the lovely Mrs Puppies. WOW!!:clap:
Mo, it was an excellent night and you would have really enjoyed it, it was a real shame you guys couldn't make it.
Post edited 30-10-2006 17:49 If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Charlie, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Sh*t-Head and Four-eyes. OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Dave and John will each throw in £ 20, even though it's only for £ None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M & S. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, Answer the phone, read a book, and get the post. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in his house. FOR THE DAY Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
14. LANGUAGE ISSUES. What a woman says: C'mon...This place is a mess. You and I need to clean. Your pants are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now. What a man hears: C'MON ... blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah, blah, blah,blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, NOW!
To the newbies, relax and have fun. I went to the MK meet and a single fem, I was a little terrified, although it was reassuring that I did know some sexy peeps already. It kicked off on the hotel bar & it was just fun, sitting round chatting about different experiences, some of the more alternative (unusual) people on site & funny emails we had received. It wasn't all sexy chat though. It was a bunch of normal people and having a laugh. Because a lot of us knew each other from the chatroom it was lovely to meet in person. There was no pressure, it was like a fun night out with friends. So please don't think you are walking into the lions den. You are having a fun night out with normal people who have a few interests in common common!!!
Even if you don't play that night, at least you get meet people who could be potentials & the ice is already broken.
So relax, have a drink & most of all enjoy yourselves and have fun. I hope you all enjoy it much as everyone at the MK meet did.
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Post edited 19-10-2006 22:13
Even if you don't play that night, at least you get meet people who could be potentials & the ice is already broken.
So relax, have a drink & most of all enjoy yourselves and have fun. I hope you all enjoy it much as everyone at the MK meet did.
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Post edited 19-10-2006 22:13 The following is an actual question given on a University of Washingtonchemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course,why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or somevariant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase untilall Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
This student received the only "A".
Girl4, I was in the chatroom last night and saw that you did seem to get quite a few whispers, there was AT LEAST 2 single guys participating. I had a night like that about 3 weeks ago and was also very close to leaving the site. I did for a week, because I was that angry.
My profile says 'I am often found in the chatroom, but prefer not to whisper unless its to friends' and then a small minority go against my wishes. Especially when they whisper 'love your profile'!!!!! Mmmm, me thinks that you looked at single fem at the top, scrolled down and saw a picture of my tits and never bothered reading the text in between!!!!
But I will NOT let a small minority spoil my fun. I love the chatroom the vast majority of the time.
Now I just ignore the whispers, I don't rise to the bait. If it's something offensive, then I copy & paste into the room and to admin. The one I got the other week was 'show us your gash'!!! I don't understand what people hope to gain from typing such things. Are they hoping that this will get them a meet??? I am a single fem who does meet single guys, but not every Tom, Dick & Harry. Those who are polite, respectful and take the time to get known, oh, and who are down right sexy
Girl4, please don't leave the site. Don't let the small minority spoil your fun. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Girl4, please don't leave the site. Don't let the small minority spoil your fun. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx If F&P are free & can give me a lift up, I can do that night. One thing I would mention though is that in the MK meet we all loved the club, it was great fun, but some mentined that it kind of killed the conversation. I enjoyed the MK meet sooooo much, but I found the best bits were at the hotel bar & the pub, when we could all have a good natter & laugh. Maybe a late opening pub with a bit of music is a good idea, or a pub with a beer garden that you can choose whether to go in & dance or stay out & chat (not sure if thats possible, but we have loads in surrey). As for the hotel, hopefully it has a bar that will stay open for residents unlike Jurys. or maybe just a hotel with all these facilities, not necessarily in the town centre. I really thought the MK was a hoot thanks to meeting people in the fleshing and actually talking.
As you know, I am full of opinions, so that is my twopennys worth
Brain teasers
Count every 'F' in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
So, how may F's did you count??
4?
WRONG, ther are 6 -- No joke.
read it again!
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process "OF."
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Well I found it interesting!
Mo & Si & Soupy, thanks for organising a great night out.:clap:
It was fab to meet everyone. There are some real characters on this site
A big thanks to Mrs Bay for being a great dancing partner, but my feet will take days to recover. And Mr Bay for holding my drinks while I knicked off with his Mrs!!! - Sorry 
Oh, & Mo, I think you might find that Sudsy kicked off the event in the afternoon, before he made it to the pub :lol:
A big thanks to Mrs Bay for being a great dancing partner, but my feet will take days to recover. And Mr Bay for holding my drinks while I knicked off with his Mrs!!! - Sorry
Oh, & Mo, I think you might find that Sudsy kicked off the event in the afternoon, before he made it to the pub :lol: Tally :clap:
I too have only met SMs through the site. Three out of four of them were gems. Decent, nice guys who have made the effort to get known in the chatroom, who never whispered to me, who can join in the chat with everyone & not direct a barrage solely at me.
I agree its like a virtual bar. If a stranger came up & started whispering or coming on too strongly to me when I am with a group of friends in a bar I wouldn't be impresssed. However, if someone came in the bar a few times & made the effort to get to know people and came across as a gentlemen then I would start considering getting to know them a bit better by myself.
I think that there is a place on here for SMs, but only ones who make the effort to get known and liked.
I think its unfortunate that you decided to name people directly on the forum rather than report them to admin for abuse. However, I have never seen any of those named give anyone abuse, so my thoughts are that if one of them gave you abuse then maybe they were out of order, but for three sets of people to give you abuse, then something must have been done or said to warrant getting an earbashing!!!!!!
OMG - I nearly peed my pants when that sign came up! I have been desperately searching the single men profiles to find out which one his is. I understand he doesnt' want to put a face pic on, so its making life harder. I hope he doesn't just want to meet couples only 
You know where I am Robbie!!!!
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You know where I am Robbie!!!!
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