I'm sat here nervously twiddling my thumbs
Watching the screen, ass going numb
The chat room screen is totally blank
"Who's in there now having a wank!"
I'm sat here pretending I don't give a toss
But deep down I'm feeling really pissed off
I'm dressed in my stockings with killer heels
Does anyone know how the hell it feels
Is it my computer that gone on the blink
So no-one can chat or tip me the wink
Admin I'm honestly a friendly lass
But I'm really feeling the urge to flash
Help me Admin before I explode
Or I might cause a crash on the Ring Road
Sort out the tech stuff ASAP
So I can be happy back with SP
See this is how bloody bored and sad I am I'm writing stupid poems at 11pm at night, missing the chat room, missing the banter O WOE IS ME Admin take pity please