Uncle Aaaaaaaarthur......
Well, it's September and the renewal reminder (and offer) turned up in the email the other morning and, after careful consideration, I'm not going to bother this year. Frankly, I've got too many things on with work and other projects to have much free time to spend on the site.
If things quiet down, I might be back, but probably not this side of Christmas.
Have fun, y'all.
:cheers:
Please, please, stop. No more.
I'm begging you.
I'll tell my mum on you... won't I, Uncle Arthur?
:P
Jesus Monkeyballs!!!
You found a KFC where they can speak English??
False, although I did have a wank in the car during a traffic jam on the M40 once.
The person below has shagged the milkman, postman, pizza delivery boy, travelling salesperson, or similar itinerent working home-visitor.
So *that's* what I've been doing wrong!!!
:bounce:
Well, at least now I know what I've been doing wrong all these years.
:doh:
... and if those pups are made for walking, then that's just what they'll do...
Pink... as in sink the...
Oh yeah, anything by Wagner. Especially standing up through the sun-roof of an S-Class Mercedes. To Poland!!!
The person below is a close personal fuck-buddy of Max Moseley.
Shotguns.
Anything in a Beretta or a Mossburg. Purdeys or Holland and Holland get proposals.
Isn't that a Chinese meal?
Chicken Cream of Sum Yung Guy?
HARD... pronounced haaaaaaarrrrrrd.
Well, I've been on the site for well over a year and I've met at least one established member, but I have neither comments nor been flagged as "established".
Then again, if someone chooses not to, then that's their choice and I'm happy to be discrete.
There is also the issue that you can only be established by another established member, so if you swing with a group that's fairly self-contained, how do you break that loop?
So I should just put it in 'park' then?
Like forgetting to put the handbrake on before climbing onto the bonnet?
Did anyone think of Fartman?
Apocalypse Fart?
A Fart Too Far?
Fart on the Nile?
Fart on the Orient Express?
The Fart of the Baskervilles?
The Fart of Gentlemen?
The Fart of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
Fart Runner?
Captain Corelli's Fart?
The Fart After Tomorrow?
Independence Fart?
Thank You For Farting?
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Fart?
Dirty Harry: Magnum Fart?
Robin Hood, Prince of Farts?
Carry On Farting?
I Know What You Farted Last Summer?
2001: A Fart Odyssey?
A Clockwork Fart?
No? Really?
Wow.
Why does it have to be in the past? I want to go into the future and see what kind of funky sex they've invented that I haven't thought up yet.
:bounce:
And sex with aliens... the possibilities are mind boggling!!!
:evil2:
... and here was me thinking we were all flirting. Where could I have got that idea from?
Well, we've got options...
RIPS... or LUDO...
:taz:
LIDS... you try keeping one on it...
and I'll be amazed if the next person doesn't come up with lips...
[quote user=funkydiva35]brian lick my tunt???
omg....did i jus say that.....fuck me, thats not very flirty is it???..:laughabove:[/quote]
Nope... not very flirty... but, OK then, if you insist :cheers:
Anyone else?
Who's going to give me a reference?
And how do I earn one??
True... but only if thinking about licking diva's nips coated in strawberry jam counts as a sexual stimulant.
The person below has fantasised about sex with animals.
Um, false... but phone me and define "stalking" in more detail.
The person below has wanted to fuck someone they met for the first time at a funeral.
False. I have *a* whip, which doesn't count as a collection. And no chains, except on bikes. And lots of people know about them, so they're not secret by any stretch of the imagination.
The person below has had sex at a wedding or party with someone other than who they came with.
Boft...
no, wait, that's boffed.
Um....
Sort.
Yep, definitely.
Gents in the white coats on their way.
....this is serious stuff in here:notes:...and your not supposed to give anyone ideas.:smoke:[/quote]
Sorry... I just can't help it. :thrilled:
PANT... to PART...