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brianofnazareth
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53

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You forget, i still have to drive. Anyway, the Citroen gives better mpg and it's not so unruly inside. :eeek:
Well, no, since I'm not female. Silly question. The person below has had spontaneous sex with a stranger while travelling and still doesn't know their name.
I have plenty of experience in Quality Assurance and would like to submit my CV for a suitable role.
[quote user=serens40]Brian you old sea dog you :giggle:[/quote] Did you forget to mention salty? :P
I should coco. I like puppies, especially their cute little pink noses. They're just aching to be stroked.
True. Well, technically, since it was more like mmfff. Ah, Hamburg. :cheers: The person below me has shagged a celebrity.
Look, I know I'm brilliant, but pleeeease stop comparing me to Superman. Especially when "Brian le Sub" sounds like a French sandwich maker. Zut alors!!
Um, can we get back to the flirting please? I believe serens was abou to flash her boobs. I mean puppies. :bounce:
[quote user=mwm69]Who are Admin anyway? How do we even know they exist? Have they read this thread? Will we ever know? Does anyone care? Am I rambling now? Does it matter if I do? What was the point of this thread? Hello!!! Anyone there? :bounce:[/quote] No, Jan, were all just figments of your fevered imagination. Go back to sleep. :high-smile:
Like serens said, it's the person that counts, but I have to admit to liking the old BBC RP accent. Nothing like a touch of posh totty. :lick:
Careful mwm, pop and growl is probably antipodean slang for something disgustingly biological. Oh wait a minute, that's the point, isn't it??
Can we have back the indicator that tells you if someone is a full member or not going to reply to emails? And a feed of rugby scores into the chatroom would be nice too.
COuld be... girls feel like a different species to me sometimes. Especially the ones I ask to wear monkey masks.
[quote user=serens40]What about my nearby puppy farm too boink[/quote] I thought that was more of a petting zoo?
[quote user=serens40]But what about me pussy farm? sillyhwoar:[/quote] We'll get someone to come over and plow your pussy farm. Have some patience. :P
[quote user=blondecouple]yes????? what about the wellies??? hmmmm[/quote] Yes, we all know you like a bit of rubber, blondes. :cheers: