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blondecouple
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
Straight Female, 54
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester
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Orgasminator
LMAO Dave thats because I didnt insult anyone I was just very sick, in their lovely bathroom and then again on their lovely garden
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Funky, if there is one person on here I would not accuse of taking it too seriously its you!! lol
Love your attitude :rose:
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[quote user=Sid_n_Nancy][color="olive"]Don't really have anything to say I just wanted to ruin Jos full house!!! :giggle:[/color][/quote]
LOL... :boxing:
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lol Oli, you and I will wear out that emote one day!
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Closely followed by this one.....
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Sorry was just going to post some safety rules about swimming pools and water depth, apparently this is now not needed???
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We can actaully go out this year too! How exciting.... anything going on me wonders?
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Sorry I was bored!
Alsatian - Sammy - 2nd
Dalmatian - Jamie - 1st
Poodle - Jimmy - 4th
Great Dane - Whitney - 3rd
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You remember this show with Ann Robinson, used to make me laugh every week to think that people were really that bored and sad that it made their lives more complete to write a letter of complain about something that was said on the TV!
"I was appauled to hear the word cock on bbc1 last week"
"How can the bbc allow this man to grace our screens"
"Disgruntled from London"
and many more.....
Sorry to say, some days, I have this exact feeling about some threads in the forum
When we first joined this site and indeed the scene, we were under the impression that it was all about adult fun.
I think a lot of the 'fun' goes missing in the middle of moans about other members, or unwanted whispers or mails.
Maybe we are in a minority, but if we dont want to talk to someone then we dont, they can whisper me all they like, we still just ignore them. We can also delete and ignore mails without it ruining our day.
I wish people would chill out a bit more, and just enjoy the fun part again. :cheers:
I know their are some complete t*$ts on this site, im sure there are on all of them, but if we focus on the sexy funny exciting people instead, it will be a happier place!! wont it???
Jo xxx
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Maybe we are in a minority, but if we dont want to talk to someone then we dont, they can whisper me all they like, we still just ignore them. We can also delete and ignore mails without it ruining our day.
I wish people would chill out a bit more, and just enjoy the fun part again. :cheers:
I know their are some complete t*$ts on this site, im sure there are on all of them, but if we focus on the sexy funny exciting people instead, it will be a happier place!! wont it???
Jo xxx
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Really not bothered if we get unwanted PGs or mail, if we aint interested we just ignore or delete, no harm done.
My only complaint with PGs is when you say have you any face pics, they send you an invite and its all cock/pussy shots. :mad::mad::mad:
It still makes me laugh that single men think you want to keep looking at pics of their cocks, and resend PGs all the time.... You know that phrase seen one seen em all! lol
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Jo and I have met several single males and all the ones we have met have been great, polite and respectful.
However on numerous occasions we have had been 'stood up' without the decency of a mail / text / phone call. I think this is very rude and wouldn't expect this in any situation let alone a 'swinging' one.
I guess they must 'bottle it' or decide they would rather wank at a 2D image. Either way it would be nice to know especially after making a night free / sitters for the kids and so on.
Sorry for the thread highjack but I guess its kinda related.
Dazza / Jo
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Same here Oli... its REALLY not that easy to use all of one that size lol
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[quote user=northlondon12]I can see the pound in that pic MWM it`s between Jan`s fruppneys.
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:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: Orgasminator
CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
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[quote user=mwm69]This is a bit like asking 'How longs a piece of string?':undecided::rascal:[/quote]
Surely we can all agree that a piece of string IS too small?
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We not into hair at all, well unless its on the head lol... the europeans are welcome to the big bush, on men and women its just nasty!!
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MWM Christams is very simular to when i say thansk ... im bi-lingual and its about time you all joined in the phenomenon!
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lol Jack, I think big is a personal preference kinda thing, at least with women... I mean I have a friend who thinks its gotta be over 9 inches to be big, but Im only little so big to me, isnt quite the same lol
Howver 2 inches IS small lol
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:welcome: Phil
There are a few socials coming up, what with Haloween and christams, Im sure you can find something near you, in the meantime, try the chatroom, to get to know people
Jo & Daz xxx
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Well unless Erik has the wanking version of tourettes im not sure a Doctor is needed
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lol 2's you wont be on your own in that camp, as far as Im aware hes a new member with Dr in his name, and that is all the excitement people needed apparently.
However if I am missing something then it would be nice to know, lol
He seems a very pleasant person after speaking in the room though, so I guess as long as everyone is happy :happy:
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Glad to hear your qualifications are so well recognised, MB Games Operation.... Classic game, almost as highly sort after as such games as Kerplunk, Connect 4 and Twister!
I will therefore, be calling on your services next time Im feeling not quite myself (I personally prefer enjoy feeling others, but thats another story!)
Heres to medical ailments !!
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Good ere innit Dave! lol
BTW are you a doctor? Coz I know for a fact Dr Dre isnt one and Dr and the medics geezer wasnt one... and I like to know these things, for future ailments
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