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blondecouple
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
Straight Female, 54
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester

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At this point you can SSOOO tell we are all english, we could go on for hours could we not!!! lol [u]Dislike:[/u] People who say 'Im mad I am' People who do that quote thing with their fingers whilst talking The 'C' word! pretentious bastards who try to use long words to make others feel stupid People who THINK they are always right (as opposed to people like me who ARE always right! lol) Arrogance (ugliest trait ever, imo) Greed [u]Likes:[/u] heavy rain on a warm day making snowmen with the kids making people happy (within reason, lol) Listening to music that brings back memories. Seeing occasionally that every dog does actually have its day ! Hearing the kids, Daz laughing [u]Love[/u], my kids and my husband!! Jo xxx
Dislikes : Cars with either : 'I drive slowly past horses' That 'fish' symbol Dazza
Dislike : New loo roll, you try and pull a piece off and all you end up with is a piece 1" wide and 10 foot long ! Dazza
We have no pic of Daz's manhood, and I would never add one, if we get that close to people that its important they see it, then chances are he's will probably already flashed it to them anyway lol
Aaaaawwwww I Love you too sexy man!! Im with the lady on the spelling thing, and thick people also annoy me, (and I dont mean girth I mean low IQ) lol Jo xxx
Clean is a good start and not hairy lol and yes Daz has a lovely bum, coz its peachy, and the above! im not a big fan of mine, but it keeps my legs from dropping off so its all good Jo xxx
I'm quite proud of me bum :-) Looks pretty damn good in jeans / leathers ! Well, gotta blow my own trumpet as noone else will ! Dazza x
Hates : Authority Spiders People who leave loads of milk in the bowl after cereal When the sugar runs out When the JD runs out When the ciggies run out Having a man flu No loo roll Stopping for petrol Following / be followed by someone in your car when they are lost X- Factor Strictly dancing bollocks People who wont admit their wrong Goverment coverups Likes : Finding lost money Having a great gig Sunny hot days Jack Daniels Spare ribs Horror Films Heavy Metal / Hard Rock People who like me Rebellion Bit Torrent New things...especially electronic gadgets Justice Karma Jo's holdups :-) (Not on me silly) Lastly, but by NO MEANS LEAST..... I LOVE my wife ! Laterz, Dazza x
:upset:Norffy!!! NNnnnooooooo!!!:upset: Get your arse back here right now!! (wonder if the dominant approach will work?) Good job I can still annoy you via text lol Jo and Daz xxx
Maybe you just have a crappy Tesco *shrug* Our Tescos has price check machines down every aisle, not that I particually take any notice, it always makes me sound like an old person when I look at the prices and do the 'i remember when you could get a loaf of bread for 30p' lol
[quote user=Sid_n_Nancy][color="olive"] We also have a few friends from this site that won't use the chatroom on principle, as much as we hate to admit it cliquey and daunting would be an understatement![/color][/quote] Yeah I can understand that, new members especially seem to have trouble, I always say Hi when they come in the room, but if nobody talks to them, I guess they figure whats the point in coming back. Maybe we all should try harder with the new members, so we do get more activity in the chatroom!
Usually the same people in the chatroom, are some of the same people who add to the forums... have to ask with 299173 other members, where are they and what DO they do on here??? blink:blink::blink:
Quite often I think people wait till they in a certain mood to 'pluck up the courage' and create an account, and that mood is sometimes reflected in their name choice. I would have been quite happy to just use our names but then, had the worry of the bored people doing google name searches :hunk::hunk::hunk: ^^^ what IS that emote all about lol, just stumbled across it, looks like someone with no arms, then a bird ... sorry for the random moment
hmmm interesting... you know what I think its an automatic thing, I guess you would have to complain to get motm removed.
Ok we are free!! woohoo... now just the kids to sort :happy::happy::happy::happy::happy:
The worst part is, that as MOTM anyone who clicks on the site sees your pics, you dont even have to sign in. So people bored surfing click on the site and theres a picture of you looking for all the world like a swinging representative. Lets hope family and friends dont get too bored eh! lol
Well we were a blondecouple, check pics I have left them there for proof :giggle::giggle::giggle: Although I have thought of changing it, Dark couple sounds sinister, plus, Im debating the return of some blonde in the future lol Jo xxx
I think there will always be a few insecurities on one side or another, and being honest and open is the only way... Daz and I talk about every meet, before and after, infact after we talk it to death. But it has meant that silly mistakes we made in the beginning wont be repeated, and hopefully we wont encounter any more. We have found it very difficult to find compatible couples, as its 2 people having to like and want to play with 2 people. Four different opinions and the possibility of 4 differnt sets of insecurities. I have had some insecurities, and probably always will but thats just me, I dont like people driving my car either lol Talk, talk and talk some more is our philosophy and if other people don't like your boundaries and your wants/needs then dont meet them Funky, Admire your honesty and if ever swinging started to screw with our relationship, you wouldnt see me for dust, I agree that when you find the man of your dreams, you do whatever you need to do, to keep them! Good on ya girl!!!
I did a post very simular to this about 6 months ago lol :gagged::gagged::gagged::gagged::gagged:
Hadn't even seen this thread lol. Which is weird coz we were talking about the last Leeds meet at the weekend, we are actually free and would be interested, need to book it soon though coz of gigs, is it definatlky going to be 7th? Jo & Daz x
I remember Daz buying me a VERY expensive bra and panties set from Agent Provocateur, and although it was a nice I would NEVER spend that on underwear again lol. The size wasnt my normal so we had to go back and swop the bra, it was at that point that I realised that the lovely ladies working there, actually model the underwear for you, no wonder Daz was gone all day!! lol I still cant justify spending over £200 on one set of underwear, but i will NEVER throw them away :giggle:
Debenhams .. Jasper Conran hold ups are great... Im always a small but in hold ups I buy a medium, so I dont get that bulge issue lol
Spent a small fortune today on new hold ups, tryed the cheaper ones and apart from the lace not being as nice on the top, they dont do their job for very long i.e they dont Hold-up! lol Have a few pairs of stockings too but honestly the suspender belt annoys me to death So what hosiery preferences do we all have? Tights? hmmm good to rip off I spose Stockings? Yeah we know you men like them, but not really the height of comfort Hold-Ups? My... no .. OUR favourite! lol
I wasnt teasing I thought he meant he wanted a meet for today! Infact I still do lol :P