Orgasminator
Ooohh nnoo your poor people ... Im afraid its a Rentokil jobby, expensive but worth it in the long run
Good Luck
xxx
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blondecouple
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
Straight Female, 54
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester
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Orgasminator
LOL... see I can send telepathic thoughts to people I dont even know
YAY me lol
Welcome Dave
Jo & Daz xxx
Orgasminator
[quote user=SimplyJed]Didn't get a chance to get to know you but this one act has gained you my respect.
You tried it, that takes guts.
You realised it wasn't for you, that takes savvy.
You got out of it, that takes wisdom, too many stick around till it causes problems within.
You got to experience a part of life that some never will, it's a bit like going to war, not everyone enjoys it, it's not always the fun you thought it would be, but the experience will last you a lifetime and in years to come it is one thing that you won't have to think "wish I had tried that" trust an old git when I say there are too many of those thoughts to come[/quote]
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All the best Lakota
Jo & Daz xxx
Orgasminator
Aaawww weddings are so lovely.
New, will be most things on the day, old ... well if its not a comfy item of underwaer or an item of make-up, then usually the guests will cover the old, as for blue. Well its easy to get knickers, or stockings with a small blue bow on, then your done!
Hope you both have a fab time, Im sure you will
Jo & Daz xxx
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Yeah Serens but you guys are on cam all the time... we see Mr Serens so we know hes not a John Merrik lookalike lol
Oh so happy Im not alone, thought maybe I was asking too much
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[quote user=dj2]Thanks guys some interesting points of view. Started this thread to see how different people view this dilemma,not that we have a problem as such. Mrs DJ calls the shots :doh:[/quote]
So does Mrs Blondecouple and thank fuck she does to....god knows what 'bover' I would be in !!!!
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Ok now its REALLY starting to annoy me, why do couples think nobody cares what the male looks like?? Dont you realise its the woman who chooses ffs!!! lol
I have lost count of the profiles and PG I have looked at and been sent when all you get is pics of Mrs, and loads of pussy & cock close ups... Just so you know, I have never and will never meet a cock with no face ( and actually if your cock does have a face, put that in your PG coz I for one would find it extremely entertaining)
Am I really the only one who wants to see faces??
Was that a rant?? if it was, its now over, normal service can resume
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We had this conversation in our house too ... when our daughter spotted them 
And we decided as a family its exactly what MWM said, fruit (tasty) shape (phallic) colour (yellow, to match) lol
And we decided as a family its exactly what MWM said, fruit (tasty) shape (phallic) colour (yellow, to match) lol Orgasminator
Already said it all but we will miss you hun...
Never mind your addy, I want my Canada invite ffs!! lol
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Hmm how peculiar, nobody said brummie!! lol
Im not a big fan of British accents, give me Texan any day of the week lol
Jo xxx
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Bollox!!! scrub what i said before, we now can't come... Daz now has a gig that night... talk about a late badly timed booking!!
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Yeah hes at home now, memory restored!
he was in a bad way, and by all accounts is lucky to be alive, but I spoke to him a few days ago and hes says hes well on the mend
Hopefully see him back here soon
Jo xxx
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Oh that works so much better for us .. and we members lol
Can we come toooooo
Jo & Daz xxxx
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Wow how did i miss this thread??
Anywayzzz congratulations Clare, how you are both well, and sleep is coming easy
Jo & Daz xxxx
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We were looking into that resort, but gotta wait till the kids are older lol... I watched the series when it was on TV a few years ago, been interested ever since
Orgasminator
Hmmm this happens a lot, and it drives me mad not knowing why ...
Hopefully this will only be a temporary glitch in the matrix and you will be back
Take Care guys
Jo & Daz xxx
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Oh that was Jo btw about men, Daz is legs and bum on a woman obviously lol... I think I made that more complicated than it needed to be
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Face, then Arms/shoulders, chest legs.:boink: Orgasminator
We been here nearly 2 years now and I have to say that without a few 'Truescopio' and 'Fun4' types it would be a more boring place.
EVERY single male has been in the chatroom and had a 'its not fair on single guys' day.. In fact most couples have too. Ok True has been more vocal, and annoyed people, but Its only logging off that has stopped me doing the exact same thing.
So maybe True now will also learn the power off the disconnest button... Coz if you gonna try to be nice to people that piss you off, or that you don't like it WILL NOT work.
Thankfully I have a very sensible partner, that says, "Jo you CANT type that", or I would be tarred with the same brush, lol.
True, it seemed a very honest and sincere apology (not that I needed one) so if they cant accept it, then they are the ones that dont deserve it, time will tell, and I will be watching, as always.. and i WILL tell you if you screw up (as you know)
Peace out xxxxxxxxxx
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awww guys !
You both take care and keep in touch
Love,
Daz and Jo xxx
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Well I'm a 'Yam Yam' !
Mek yow sen comfy n 'ong yow coot up !
Dazza
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Oh I know it is just one of those threads by a naughty boy (Paul) lol
But still was talking about it only yesterday :angel:
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Actually .. I am a teaching assistant, and am looking to go into child welfare, and I was saying to Daz yeasterday that I should take my face off my public picture, just in case a parent sees them, then we had a discussion about, well if they see them its coz they are here too.....
I dunno, probably better to play it safe, after all my job pays bills, swinging doesnt.... mores the pity lol
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Is it actually possible to fuck a duck, never mind one in flight??
