Sexlightened
You dont need to guess the tune it goes with Lol :::
Swing-Or-Swong a sixpence, a room full of lies,
4 and 20 timewasters, many in disguise.
When the profile opened, déja vu did ring,
Oh quelle surprise, before my eyes, there's not a single thing!
Tell me what a 'Swonger' is, I really have no clue.
Do they meet for sex and fun, just like me and you?
Do they go to 'socials', engage in kinky sex?
Or rather sit and 'Laugh Out Loud' while typing at their desks?
"I'm straight, I'm bi, I'm curious, I haven't got a clue.
I've never sucked a cock before, I'd like to try with you.
The wife has no idea of this and neither have my mates.
I have no pics, no cam, no proof, I only do blind dates."
"The missus cannot make the meet, sadly she's 'away',
There's only me, I'm not too bad, I'll come round anyway."
(My profile states 'athletic', although I'm 30 stone.
I needn't really mention this while talking on the phone.)
I swear I'm not so boring, or full of doom and gloom.
I'll sometimes drop some whispers, on purpose in the room.
They get people's attention, but no desired effect,
I'm still sat wanking in my tights, I really think I'm vexed.
And so, dear Swinging Members, will you seal your fate?
Is that person REALLY 'them', you're meeting on your date?,
No cam, no phone, no pictures, no pride nor sense of shame.
So check I.D before you meet or YOU'RE the one to blame!
