help us please these mice are driving us mad

13 Oct 2008

hi anyone know anything about mice, we have the little fuckers in the roof, we have put some tasty rat killer up there and its killing them but now the house smells of dead mice ggrrrrrrrr any ideas please the worse room seems to be the dinning room ffs its a no go area at the momment we have run out of sick buckets. oh does anyone fancy coming for dinner uuuummmm maybe not lol

13 Oct 2008

Are they USB mice or the older PS/2 mice. The wheel mice are hard to get rid of too. :bounce:

13 Oct 2008

oh dear , justcant get rid of the little fucker, been there ....moved house cause of em, but a friend of mine borrowed a couple of jack russells and let the loose ,fast buggars , cleared the house good luck sandi xxxxxxx

13 Oct 2008

I could lend you my cats for a couple of weeks, that would get rid of the little fuckers. xxx

13 Oct 2008

thanks guys but cats an jack russells ummm would that be better than mice, dead mice or cat piss ????? and big holes in the settee where the jack russell has been lol

13 Oct 2008

[quote user=mwm69]Are they USB mice or the older PS/2 mice. The wheel mice are hard to get rid of too. :bounce:[/quote] thats no help at all lol and we dont know what ya talking about either

13 Oct 2008

[quote user=twoontwo]thanks guys but cats an jack russells ummm would that be better than mice, dead mice or cat piss ????? and big holes in the settee where the jack russell has been lol[/quote] D and T, I think it's a case for pest control guys, they will get rid of the dead uns too. My parents live on a farm like you do and had the same problem a few years back. Yes they have Jack Russells and Cats lol but nothing worked. Looks like you'll have to pay to get rid of them though dunno

:love: mwahxxxxxxx :love:

13 Oct 2008

I'm told dynamite works well, if you can get it. Am I helping more now smile

:bounce:

13 Oct 2008

Ooohh nnoo your poor people ... Im afraid its a Rentokil jobby, expensive but worth it in the long run Good Luck xxx

13 Oct 2008

So sorry to hear that 2on's... try speaking to your local council pest control dep't, they also charge but they are so much cheaper than rentokil et al. We had a rat in our false roof and they did an amazing job... and no smell Ray & Kath

13 Oct 2008

Get an owl,there good at getting rid of

13 Oct 2008

where the hell do we buy an owl ffs debs ???

13 Oct 2008

[quote user=mwm69]I'm told dynamite works well, if you can get it. Am I helping more now smile

:bounce:[/quote] noooo you guys are mad lol

13 Oct 2008

hey Dave I recon if you make them one of your steaks out on the patio they will all go and eat alfresco for sure and you can shut em out for puddin smile

13 Oct 2008

Twoons....well it helps to be mad on here. Wasnt it one of the criteria for signing up :huh::giggle: .........and sorry if we didnt get to say Hi at Chams the other weekend...we must have been busy or sumat :grin::haha: Oh and good luck with the mice.........Apart from the obvious rentokil which is expensive, what about good old fashioned cheese in a trap :grin:.............we're not helping again are we dunno

14 Oct 2008

[quote user=twoontwo]where the hell do we buy an owl ffs debs ???[/quote] well that is rather obvious if you don't mind me saying.... ring Harry Potter and borrow Hedwig of course:doh:

14 Oct 2008

rosie whos this harry potter chap is he a mouse specialist??

14 Oct 2008

[quote user=mwm69]Twoons....well it helps to be mad on here. Wasnt it one of the criteria for signing up :huh::giggle: .........and sorry if we didnt get to say Hi at Chams the other weekend...we must have been busy or sumat :grin::haha: Oh and good luck with the mice.........Apart from the obvious rentokil which is expensive, what about good old fashioned cheese in a trap :grin:.............we're not helping again are we dunno

[/quote] we did notice u was busy greedy fuckers had all the bed lmao

14 Oct 2008

There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do? There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna go? I'm gonna fix that rat thats what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna fix that rat. fuck uv got mice....oh well nearly the same!!:doh: funky nutta xx:P

14 Oct 2008

Buy a windmill, and put it in the garden. There once was a windmill in old Amsterdam, a windmill with a mouse in and it was............... It sang every morning "How lucky am i" To be living in a windmill in Old Amsterdam Okay so i cant remember it all but im guessing Mice like Windmills, So it could be worth a try. Just get a wee one from a garden center, im sure in the mice world size doesnt matter:giggle::giggle:

14 Oct 2008

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Thats even less helpful than our cheese and trap method:giggle::giggle: .............OH, just thought of something else twoons..:grin:............what about a load of pussies let loose in the loft ??? :haha::haha: You know you love us really :happy:

14 Oct 2008

[quote user=mwm69]:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Thats even less helpful than our cheese and trap method:giggle::giggle: .............OH, just thought of something else twoons..:grin:............what about a load of pussies let loose in the loft ??? :haha::haha: You know you love us really :happy:[/quote] now we both thinking about pussy and its not the kind that catch mice lol

14 Oct 2008

Oh my Pussy,mmmmmmmmmmmm. 2on2,thought you lived in the Country,no Owls about. Look in the Yellow Pages,sure you`ll find an Owl

14 Oct 2008

hmmmmmmmmmmm pussy

14 Oct 2008

sorry i will get back to fixing my router

14 Oct 2008

[quote user=mwm69]:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Thats even less helpful than our cheese and trap method:giggle::giggle: .............OH, just thought of something else twoons..:grin:............what about a load of pussies let loose in the loft ??? :haha::haha: You know you love us really :happy:[/quote] :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:

15 Oct 2008

Pussy is that hairy or bald ? mmmmmmmmm Suppose its better than Owl

17 Oct 2008

and the mice??? lol, this thread lost its thread me thinks

17 Oct 2008

:laughabove::laughabove: No Blondes.....the pussies are busy chasing the mice. Best not disturb until its all sorted:smoke: :grin:

18 Oct 2008

Right i have the answer. We have now got an owl and we have a pussy cat. Sod buying the windmill. Get yourself a beautiful pea green boat. Stick the owl and the pussy cat in it. Send along the mice for company and they can all sail off quite happily to Amsterdam and get there own sodding Windmill. How easy was that? xxxx