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richardnaomi
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
Bisexual Female, 51
0 miles · Newport
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Mr and Mrs Ceylon, we just wanted to send a huge thank you and even huger snogs to your two for all your hard (excuse the pun) work in arranging MK2. It was fab to be able to put faces to so many people we have spoken to for so long! All your hard work certainly paid off and i think everyone will agree that a fabulous time was had by all (us especially!). Mrs c - make sure you keep that case locked and Mr C you must learn to be a little more careful with emergency pull cord.................luv & licks Rich & Naomi xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i have a real good mate, who isn't exactly how shall i put this......a looker. She was eyeing up this real stonkin bloke in a club (after a few voddies, when she usually transforms into a supermodel in her mind). She was loking at this bloke, lixking her lips suggestively, so he walked over and said to her:
hey angel, you know when you fell from heaven
(she starts acting all coy)
he says
did you hit your face on the fucking kerb?
he didn't pull but we all laughed our tits orfff
\hi straight & busty. We've been offline for a while due to technical problems our end. We've just got back on line, and apart from our "friends" (you know who you are!) Not many people say hi to us either! We love the social side of thelifestyle and find it difficult when people ignore us. I mean - even if a stranger approached me in the street and said "hello" i would say the same back. And when you think of it - we're not strangers, but people who share a common interest...............As my great nanna maud used to say "manners and courtesy cost nothing"
Post edited 26-04-2007 0:06
My soulmate was called bubba. I loved him. He was a big blue oranda (a fish). Due to a powercut and subsequent build up of urera in his tank he developed dropsy (which meant he bloated uncontrollably, his eyyes were protruding and his kidneys were failing). I sat up with him for two nights, my hubby thought i was loopy and was unhappy cos it was two nights without shaggin. I put him in a hospital tank with a 50% change of water and natural bacteria from the petshop. Eventually i realised he was not long for this world, so i took him to the petshop and had him put to sleep -they put ketamine (a horse tranquilliser) in his water. I buried him in the back garden in my black versace watch box - LONG LOVE THE MEORY OF BUBBA! lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
