i have a discovered a remedy...........very quick.........very easy............dead cheap too...........and you can reuse them too!...........Tesco bags! every little helps... :clap:
Naughty Hottie!!
From somewhere on google
Any tips for putting condoms on?
Firstly, you should put the condom on before there's any contact between the penis and your partner's body. Fluids released from the penis even very early on in sex can cause pregnancy or transmit an STI.
So, when the penis is erect, open the condom wrapper. Don't do it with your teeth! This can cause tiny rips in the condom which you might not notice. Unroll the condom a little over the top of the penis - make sure that the roll is on the outside - if it's backwards then the condom won't unroll. If there's any air trapped in the condom, this can cause it to break, so make sure you pinch the end to squeeze any air out. Then just firmly roll the condom down as far as you can.
If you want to use any lube, put it on the outside of the condom and make sure it's water-based lubricant, such as KY. Oil based lubricants can weaken the condom and make it break.
We find what generally works is:
Boil the condom in water for about 30 seconds, gently stretch it until you can fit both hands inside it (palms together).
Carry on stretching the prophylactic by gently moving your hands apart until the opening fits neatly over your head. Pull it down over your face so the base is just below your nose.
Now breath in through your mouth and out through your nose until the condom is sufficiently inflated enough to have a jolly good game of astronaughts!! :moon:
Apart from that we're as lost as you guys!!
Post edited 07-06-2007 22:29
mate.....its le clair (male bit) i sympathise and know what you m ean - i hate the bloody things and whince every time too - seems to me that the different sizes and the tight buggers just dont fit me - i go for the elephant jumbo (sometimes called trojan) as they are easier to get on and giv you a bit of breathing space lol - i guess the manufacturers are just looking for joe average with dick average lol - if you are either side of that then you will be in trouble i guess lol
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what, you mean you're not supposed to wash them and hang them out on the washing line b4 re-using them...wondered why the neighbours look at me dispaginly :moon:
In all seriousness Dave, like yourself I haven't used them for a LONG time, over 20 years to be honest, but to answer the questions 1) For totally safe sex it should go on before entering any orifice 2) To avoid the falling asleep, get your partner, or one of your partners if appropriate, to put it on for you, it keeps them involved and adds to the sensuality and 3) Well 2 tales care of 3
Can't offer too much more as similarly devoid of using them, but hopefully it helps enough to negate the negative effects of using the things.
Neil
two on two - advice is no good, i reckon you need a practical demostration, so just holler and i'll come show you! love naomi xxx
having never had the need for them much are getting right on me nerves. Im sure im doin something wrong? A few points im struggling with are. When do you put it on, how do you get the feckin thing on, without ya partner falling asleep waiting for ya , and what do you do when you eventually get it on only to find that it aint quite as big as it was before :mad: or even more annoying it goes completely uninterested :-o this is only a few points that i have with condoms if anyone can give me and others im sure any tips they will be friends for life 
thanks Dave ps the above in no way affects my keeness and capabilities, my equipment :lol: is all working just fine, just these feckin condom thingys xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
