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mwm69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 67
UK

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[quote user=miss_ccrider]i gave up thinking a long time ago. the person below me would be willing to take my 2008 virginity. Yes ok i aint had sex this year so please HELP!!!!!!!!!!! p.s has there always been a back to top bit on the threads or is that just new[/quote] CC...ummm, it would help if your profile didn't say "Sorry im not playing just now"...DOH!! In answer to your question(s)...maybe boink and yes it's new. The person below me has been on a meet and forgotten their protection!!
False......apart from living in the forums full time off yer trolley I dont know where ya've been confused:haha: ..............and are you really Funkyd's brother ????? The person below me comes in here and thinks..:fuckinghell: :giveup:
....................oH forgot to mention:doh:.....and a very nice one too ;)( cock that is...not jam jar):smoke:
:evil2: Well I simply had to check out the jar on the shelf didnt I :grin:.........under the trades description act ya know :rascal::notes:...........and I am baffled as to where the jamjar is???? Looks more like a cock to me:rascal::giggle::giggle::haha: bolt
[quote user=oliviak]Oli does not have sex with animals Oli does not have sex with animals Oli does not have sex with animals Oli does not have sex with animals[/quote] Hmmmmm, me thinks the lady doest protest too much!! :giggle::giggle::giggle: :bounce:
[quote user=funkydiva35]wivout goin too serious....i watched my beautiful mommy fade away.....and she loved and lived for her life n family.....and thats wot im goin to do!! even if twatted.....:doh:[/quote] :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: :bounce:
Cey, Well done hun, you're the best :inlove: boink:clap:!! We'll be there...and we don't even have to change our hotel arrangements :bounce: And we spotted a swing!!!! Wahaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!! :clap:
:welcome: yeah Jam Jar....loving the name by the way :clap:..................have fun and stuff :wave2:
:laughabove::laughabove: Porkies.....we asked first :grin::giggle::haha:
[quote user=jamjarsize8z]Wow ..... Well having seen your profile and pic I think I'll have to change my diary around when your free!!!! banghead Let me know when your free and I'll rearrange accordingly xxxxx[/quote] Hey Mr Jamjar.........thanks for the compliments hun , its always nice to be appreciated and get feedback......:thrilled::rascal: and you never know...our very short single male invitation list could have a new member :notes:kiss:thumbup: .......and Mr True.....was that comment really necessary??? Some people just never change :uhoh::wank:
[quote user=funkydiva35] mw.....u can walk my pussy if u like???[/quote] Your pussy likes to go for walks? :bounce:
[quote user=ceylon1]full house, anyone want to walk my doggie for me? lol[/quote] More of a pussy fan really sillyhwoar: :bounce:
I cant believe out of 29,3880 members on here that no one has been on one of these holidays????rolleyes:roll:blink:blink: Or was it 'that' bad you are too embarrassed to say::-o:-o:-o.............c'mon someone, spill the beans, or the tea or the biccies lol
[quote user=twoontwo]we are always sittin on fences we have miles of them, the barbed wire plays havak with me bum though any offers of kissin it better greatfully recieaved[/quote] No problem kissing ya butts boink................sounds like you need a good spanking though for your cheek :giggle::giggle::giggle::grin:
Oh thats a shame.............we are in Spain on those dates::doh::doh:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
[quote user=dj2]Great thread lets see what admin make of duel:duel::duel::evil2:[/quote] DJ - they took notw already and have actioned many other things too!! Look at the thread "Request to Admin" and then check out the NEW Forum. They did loads!! :bounce:
[quote user=twoontwo]ohhhh cey your a lovely lady do you fancy a shag or did i ask that before :love::love::love::love:[/quote] Lol, don't sit on the fence, say what you mean! smile :bounce:
What makes a photo really sensual and sexy for you? And not just in relation to viewing the gorgeous ladies on SP but also what makes a sensual and sexy photo of the men here? :bounce:
False! Wouldn't dare!! The person below me has forgotten the name of their partner during the act! :bounce:
Lol...stick her on a plane to Granada...Jan can bring her over to play with! See Jan's 'Let's meet up' post!! :bounce:
[quote user=baylisstic]what a good thread, ok our account has not been used much lately and now we feel like newbies again but that is due to being sooooo busy in our private lives .................[/quote] Yeah it was wasn't it, and it had a good result too. Look for the new Forum, right at the bottom - Feedback. That's where we can put our pennies worth in now. Admin have been good and followed up on many of our requests. Feedback has a few outstanding issues in them but I'm sure Admin will work on those over time. And welcome back btw! :bounce: Oh, forgot to say, run through the thread entitled "Request to Admin"...that's where it all happened.
The [color="orange"]Diva[/color] :P is OK, well you can make sense of most of what she says - bless! [b]But[/b] it's [color="orange"]Master[/color] :taz: who is clearly of his trolley...and his trolley came from another planet to start with!! A whip round to get him some help huh? :bounce:
True......getting quite a collection together. :angel: The person below me would like to order one of my made to measure Willy Warmers:notes:.....price on application:giggle:
Shall we agree that we don't include the NEW feedback Forum in Full House's? We don't want to abuse the new pressie Admin gave us do we? All agreed raise your hands...:laughabove: :bounce: My work is done here....
Oh Well....it was worth a try. :dry: If ya dont ask ya dont get.:giggle::giggle: Any sexy over 6' blokes available then :giggle::giggle::haha: