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mwm69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 67
UK
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:bounce:I definately didnt have orgasms while giving birth or if I did i didnt notice.....was too busy eating the gas an air thingy, while trying to push a teletubby out of a drain pipe ( for want of a better phrase ):crazy:
Might have had one if someone had rubbed the parts that mattered :lick: but then again an orgasm was the last thing on me mind :doh:..........and fancy having an orgasm in front of strangers anyway...pah, disgusting 
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Multiple orgasms huh??? well i'm just grateful to have one big one like Oli.....and the usual after shocks 
Incidentally is there a toy for multiples......answers on a postcard please :bounce:
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Multiple orgasms huh??? well i'm just grateful to have one big one like Oli.....and the usual after shocks
Incidentally is there a toy for multiples......answers on a postcard please :bounce: 
hwoar::phwoar:
oh and :welcome: back Simply..........see you in chat or summat :happy::happy:[quote user=porkypies1]mwm, arhhh your leaving us. we you know where we are if you ever want to come back, we will missed you both. had great fun chatting to you both over the last 2 years so be good n keep shagging.
love Jeff n Stella.
AKA porkypies 1[/quote]
:loon: Porkies:P....we aint leaving chucks...Friends are. You dont get rid of us that easy :grin:
What you on :haha::haha:
:loon: Porkies:P....we aint leaving chucks...Friends are. You dont get rid of us that easy :grin:
What you on :haha::haha: 
and have never been able to have a full English since without thinking of you Michelle.:grin::grin:
Jan and Paul :love:[quote user=baylisstic]condensed milk sarnies...new one on me,although i do like condensed milk,and evaporated milk on tinned fruit,
broad beans,sprouts,sweetcorn,rhubarb all very yummy thank you,
but i detest olives,vile little things urghhhhhhh
the only thing that has made me want to be sick is when my nan cooked tripe and onions omg noooooo way
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Well you've guessed it......I love broad beans, runner beans and Human Beings ( of the swinging variety ) :grin: oh and olives too...
its me Yorkshire up bringing...I was made to eat everything, then I could leave the table :haha::haha:
.... but amazingly enough I have never had tripe and onions, but it doesnt sound very nice although I like onions ....
Ok I'm off now 
So sorry to hear your sad news Serens 
and we send our best wishes 
and an angel :angel: to help you through.
...as for the favs thing...yeah we get repeat ones too.........must be because whoever it is adding us gets so excited they knock the send button with a jittery hand :grin:
Paul and Jan xxx
and we send our best wishes and an angel :angel: to help you through.
...as for the favs thing...yeah we get repeat ones too.........must be because whoever it is adding us gets so excited they knock the send button with a jittery hand :grin:
Paul and Jan xxx [quote user=northlondon12]Yeh thats fine pennine but the chatroom has been overun with people on free memberships and thats fine for them but i aint payin to be in a minority so i just cancelled my subscriptions.[/quote]
Did you get a full or partial refund Northy? We only recently took them up on their wonderful offer of 13 months for the price of 12, so I'm interested. PM us if you prefer.
My last post on this subject.
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