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miss_serenity
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
0 miles · Nottinghamshire
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Sexlightened
hey CC, can i buy ya with a kitkat? i'm sure we can come to an agreement over who gets how many of the fingers :giggle::evil2:
Sexlightened
ohhh goody goody a new game!!! :happy:
Pitch black....between ur legs.
ohhh gonna go run off and look through me dvds now to find some more :thrilled:
Sexlightened
ohhhhh there is something i like about about slipping my hand down a guy's trousers and finding his bits all unrestricted by pants.
but if a guy's walking into the bedroom ready for some, he's got to be wearing nothing other then a smile and a cute little cock sock, maybe a tweedy bird one lol
as for women, hell, as long as they got a dirty mind, i'm happy, so whether they've got underwear on or not, don't really bother me.
ohh no wait, i do have a thing about women in black underwear. ok, confusing myself now, gonna go lie down and look for a good therapist............. 
:giggle:
:giggle: Sexlightened
ok, this might shock a few people on here, but umm, i'm kinda in that situation myself at the mo. me and a guy i use to fool around with have decided to give it a try as a couple and whoa is this gonna be different for me.
i've personally decided not to tell him just yet. its not because i'm ashamed of it or because i think he will think less of me for what i do, hell, i luuuuve what i'e been geting upta, i mean, my own mum knows i'm a swinger ffs lol. but more because i wanna concetrate on what we're doing at the mo. a little us time. tho i'll be damned if i'm gonna give up coming in the chat room to talk crap with me mates on here lol.
if everything works out tho, i plan on telling him sometime in the new year, cause i sure as hell plan to drag his ass to cc's brithday fun fest, ain't missing that one for nothing lol.
so my advice jen, do what makes ya feel confortable. if ya think he can handle it, lay it on him. if ya wanna wait, wait. ain;t no right or wrong way to handle it.
anyways, off to throw a shrimp on the barbie.
Sexlightened
ohhh online shopping, i think i got a bit of a rep round my way for harrassing the delivery staff lol. no matter when i order me shopping, i'm always the last to get it deliveried and end up having a cuppa with the bag bloke. ohhh i'm starting to think i'm to relaxed with anyone that knocks on me door lol
ok, on a serious note, processed cheese slices. why is it my kid refuses nice freshly grated cheese and instead insists on them crappy little squares of cheese, not only do i hate the stuff but i swear i spend 10 mins trying to open one and get it out in one piece. easy to open, my ass, ggrrrrrrr....
Sexlightened
lol,bold, i'm not running a matchmaking service ya know, wait hold on, that'll be forthe introduction lol
Sexlightened
oh my god, room's booked, got the reservation number so i am sooo there for ya birthday CC
mwah xxxxxx
Sexlightened
like - the fact that even tho ya didn;t know me, ya went out ya way to help me when i had a dumb ass computer prob.
dislike - the fact ya can wear heels and i can't lol
Sexlightened
lol, ok, we on f now?
bloody hell ya love to confuse me kc lol
from here to penis (eternity)
Sexlightened
oh god shag! if i can chose how i will to die, let it be strapped to the bed, covered in whipped cream and jason screaming my name as i have a heart attack with the pleasure lol
ok, how about homer simpson? lol
:angel::evil2::giggle::evil2::angel:
Sexlightened
i love minx cause damn her boobs look gooood in that black underwear, and everyone knows i'm a sucker for the black naughties lol
Sexlightened
same goes for me honey, send me a message how i con sponser ya mad missus too lol
Sexlightened
SHAG SHAG SHAG SHAG SHAG!!!!!
errr, do ya get the idea i wanna shag him by any chance? lol
ok, how about spock from star trek? lol
Sexlightened
oh god i would shag the very life out of the poor guy.
ok, hows about lilly savage? lol
:angel::happy::evil2::happy::angel:
Sexlightened
ok, i feel like i have to put the record straight about me and boldbostonian as i really am getting totally pissed off with the amount of crap that is going round about us and i am liturally at the point where i am gonna wave goodbye to the whole SP scene if it doesn't stop.
ok, first off, me and bold are friends that sleep together every now and again. this is always what i thought swinging was about,sex with people on the same wave length as u. we are not a couple, married, dating, living together or any other way u can think of saying we are a couple. we are just really good friends that have a laugh and a chat when we're onling but people seem to want to read more into it then what it is.
at first i could laugh off the stuff that was beign said about us but finding out what people are now saying and the fact that people are actually contacting people that talk to either me or bold and saying that they shouldn't get involved with him because i won't allow him to play is taking it a step past my tolerence level.
so, to put all the rumours, gossip, shit stirring and what not to bed,
i AM NOT in a relationship with bold
i AM NOT living with bold
i AM NOT married to bold
i DO NOT have a jealousy issue with bold
i WILL NOT scratch ya eyes out if you talk to bold
i DO NOT control who bold sleeps with
i HAVE NO issue with who bold sleeps with
oh, a little piece of advice, if you are going to say something about me, then have the balls to say it to my face instead of taking the cowards way out and doing it behind me back, ya only gonna piss me off doing that. if u wanna know something, ask.
ok, i think my rant is over lol
Sexlightened
oh, that has so got to be chasing cars by snow patrol.
oh god that is soo one of my fav songs ever.
ok, few lines for u
\"if i could have just a moment of you, would i be wanting more.............
if i could have just a taste of you, would i be addicted...........\"
Sexlightened
ummm, can i shoot him and rob him of his car after? lol.
ps, edward norton is the guy from \"fight club\"
ok, talking of that film, how about meatloaf? with or without the boobs he has in that film lol
Sexlightened
:2fingers::evil2::2fingers:shag to death, i think it the way his eyes lite up and the way he smiles and always seems a little kooky in his films roles that gets me horny for him.
ok, how about Edward Norton? (and yes, i so would) lol
Sexlightened
I ain’t a romantic sap or anything, but to me, it’s knowing someone, and them knowing me. Understand and accepting all my little imperfections. Knowing that I get craggy in the mornings cause I like me bed too much, or the fact I never remember to replace the loo roll when it runs out, and loving me anyways. Love makes you feel warm and fuzzy whenever you’re with them, that thing that makes ya heart groan when you’re not, but the miles never really separate you, cause you know they are yours and you can wait.
