[quote="boy_tits"][quote="miss_serenity"]i dunno if i should risk coming after seeing who's put their names down already................lol[/quote] i hope i am excluded from that comment miss !! xxx[/quote]
bt! ur the one bloody blackmailing me into going! fecking woman lol
i dunno if i should risk coming after seeing who's put their names down already................lol
ummm............can i put me name down for this one? seems a bit of a twatty thing to miss it when ya all gonna be like, 10 mins down the road from me.
ta xxxx
well, i've just been told i'm coming so ya better throw me some details so i know where i'm going lol
well bugger me sideways! i go off site for a little while and come back to find loads of messages regarding this social!
ok, posting here cause i can't be asked to email everyone back (how lazy am i lol)
right, hotel details, i've got em, blue's got em, ummmm, other people that have booked their rooms have got them, so if for any reason ya ain't got them, just grab hold of someone that has and tell em to hand them over.
EVERYONE is welcome to the social, couples, single gals, single guys, etc. blue wants as many people there as we can possibly jam in and well, lets face it, we all know of her addiction to pinching the odd ass or two, and the more people there the more she can blame someone else for doing it lol.
i think the way it is kinda going is that we're all gonna meet outside the hotel on the night after every one has got themselves all schooled up (yes, school gal and school boy theme, so don't forget ya short skirts gals and boys, make sure ya got ya ties, ohhh bondage ideas going on in me head now lol) i'm guessing at around about 7:30pm / 8pm ish, and then we'll take ya on the absolutly loooooong walk to the pub thats been booked for the night and then we can party away (don't worry, its really only less then 30 seconds from the hotel to the pub). we've got the top floor booked and it has its own dance floor and bar and we're even getting a bloke on the stairs so that it stays private and everyone gets the chance to wonder round knowing they ain't gonna have to guess who is a swinger and who isn't. thinking about it, everyone in school uniform is kinda gonna give it away lol.
right, i think thats everything i was asked, answered. off to perv the rest of the site now.
mwah to all
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bugger, i ain't got a clue if i'm the same on and off line. i'll leave that up to people that have met me to make that choice for me. lol
well, pre child days, i use to earn a living pulling pints and being a muralist (posh word for painting pictures on walls, doubt i've even spelt it right lol)
now, i'm quite handy at shouting at kids and picking toys up all day lol
can i throw a vote in for the mean bitch that served us at our local macdonalds the other day? i swear, a look from her could have made both their balls fall off from fear. lol
failing that, i'm voting ronald, cause that fucker could be hiding anything in them trousers.
never trust a clown, thats my motto, sly bastards llol
right, operation "stop north from missing the fun this time" is going into action.
i'll take the first hour then northy, got me cattle prod ready and charged. :evil2:
right, final plans for the night
the social is being held in NOTTINGHAM
on the 19TH JULY 2008
plans for the night is that we should have a room booked at a venue to start off with (finalizing details) and then moving on to a club for those that want to. expect a vaste amount of drinking, laughing and all the extra naughties that happen when us bunch of swingers get together lol
HOTEL DETAILS - VERY IMPORTANT
after a humongous row with the orginal hotel we was gonna book with, a new hotel has finally been sorted and i have details for anyone that needs them.
if u have booked with the IBIS hotel, please please please ring and cancel ya room there now as they were totally wankers and we're parking our asses at a different place instead.
sorry for all the confusion but now its finally sorted and the night is sooooo on for any that want to come.
spank ya all there! xxx
ffs, can we make this the room 331 reunion instead??? lol
mwah xxxxxxx
well, for what its worth, i think the reason is to do with all the crap thats happening lately.
there's so much gossiping, back stabbing, crap stirring, jealousy issues going on that its not the sp that we all use to know and love.
i know everyone's got their own private reasons for leaving but i've spoke to a few and i know their not happy with the way things are with attitudes people seem to be having lately.
i for one, am thinking really long and hard about whether to stick around on here mainly due to the way things have been and the fact that within the last week i've took abuse off people because of either what has been said in a joke in the chatroom or because they disagree with who i'm talking to.
i never joined this site to take crap like that. i came to meet like minded people, have a laugh and a chat, and do the meets thing. i think its a shame its turned out the way it has.
anyways, thats was my opinion, so......blah to it lol
well, here goes.......
i know why ya leaving honey, and i know there's no way of changing ya mind, so not even gonna try.
for what its worth, i jsut want u to know, ya gonna be missed a hell of a lot on here, specially from me. i'm gonna miss u crashing the room with all the loove ya give me when ya come in. i'm gonna miss the way ya call me biatch and always nag me when i'm being quiet.
but one thing i know honey, is sp ain't the end of bluey and miss, i got ya outside this place and i've never been so glad of anything more in my life. ya mad, loopy, sarcastic, moody, and a pain in the arse in general, but ya so loving, kind and funny as well, so honey, don't ever change, cause i love ya just the way ya are.
here's to all the years of laughter yet to come, and the day we're old and grey and have a million cats and are still harrassing the men.
til then honey, love ya, always xxxxxxxxxx
NOOOOOOOOOO MADDIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
its totally unfair that the good people on sp are leaving in droves due to the site being an idiot's playground at the mo. i know why ya leaving honey and i totally understand why.
gonna miss ya loads and thank god i got ya number and email cause ya know i'm gonna stalk ya ass lol
love u long time honey bunny xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
carms!!!! of course ya spanky ass can come!! ohh and bring mark if ya really have to lol.
leggy, umm, its a pool party of a sorts, just........no water, jelly tots instead!
lol, ok ok, ummm, yeah, anyways, questions that need answering.............
i actually have 2 blow up pools, still in their boxes from last year's summer that never was but gonna get one a little smaller cause these are like, 6 foot ones and would be just well, too big.
yes, yes, yes, by all means bring boxes of the massively addictive jelly tots, trust me, ya can never ever have enough tots.
right, slightly if not massive thing to be pointed out. this is not just a birthday party for me, it is MR SXSHZ birthday too, so by all means, the guest list will be worked out between the pair of us, as will all other things to be decided.
so by all means, direct a few questions and invites at him lol
oh and by the way, can anyone else think of any other games to play while we're getting wreaked? of course, they have to involve jelly tots, so far i think we got hunt the jelly tot, naked jelly tot twister and jelly tot boobs games sorted, so thinking caps on people!!!!
mwah and sweet on
mojo xxxxx
ohh funky! how could i put myself into the position of a sugar induced coma without u there honey? tut tut tut woman! u are soooo coming!
oh and one other thing.........rosie u are never fooking quiet!!!! hahahahahahahahaha
lol, ok ok, time for me to speak up here!
yes, yes i am gonna open my house up to a bunch of bloody sweet obsessed swingers! yes its gonna be me and fonz's 29th birthday so we need to see it in with a difference! and yes, i guess a pool full jelly tots is the way to go.
ok...........so, my house is not that massive, fonz and anal fairy are coming over to mine for the night (any excuse for a night of kfc and drinking haha) to sort out exactly how many people we can jam in here so please don;t take offence if not everyone can come.
plans for the night.........well, first off, if ya don't turn up in ya pjs, nighties, underwear cluching a packet(S) of jelly tots, fonz is gonna play bouncer and not let ya in lol
as far as i can see it, its gonna be a night of drinking way too much, over dosing on sugar laiden sweets, talking til our throats are sore and errr, what ever else happens under the snuggly quilt when the lights are low........lol
anyways, thats my thoughts on the matter.....so ummmm....peace out and sweet on!!!
mojo xxx :evil2:
stay morkandmindy!!!!!! don;t leave us!!!!!!
all of a sudden i have the overwelming urge to hug gdn,what a guy! :evil2:
funky!!! ur moment caused me to have a moment!!!
love ya woman, specially more now that i know ya as gullable as me :inlove:
right, ya know what true, i'll make it easy on ya, feel free to access my account and read my inbox and see for yaself. blokes sending messages consisting of one liners that nclude "hi, wanna get together and suck me off?" or even better "ur only 6 miles away, might as well come do me"
errrr, unless ya suddenly woke up this morning with ya cock replaced with something a little more feminine (tried to word it nicely there) ya ain;t got a right to say how women on here should act.
go make yaself a female account true, chuck on a few pics and then sit back and see how us "women that have it easy" really have it.
its not all a bed of roses on here, us single women find it just as hard as men, from the shitty whispers to the the pointless mails, bugging for cam play and expectations that cause we;re on a swingers site we are either desperate or easy.
ya intitled to ya opinion true, but try to be a little more respectful with it
lol, bugger them maddie.......or not as the case may be.
come snog me til our lips are numb!
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g, no need to say sorry honey. sure there are plenty of women here who will lining up to take advantage of ya honey lol
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naked gun 2 and a half!!!
ok,ready for another one?
"you are like the sand in my underwear"
errrr.........boy in the plastic bubble??
not 100% on that one, me mum told me that lol
ok, another one for ya
"In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies"
ferris bueller's day off!!!
oh my god, don't ya just love some of the 80's films, so corny, yet soooo cool lol
ok, another one for u
"sarcasm is the recourse of the weak mind"
right, when i was a kid, my grandad bless him, told me that ya couldn't eat the bottom part of a banana because it would make a banana tree grow in ya belly and only grandads could eat them cause he's tummy was strong enough to stop it from growing.:crazy:
anyways, like a plank, i believed him, so whenever i had a banana, i always gave the bottom half to him to eat so i didn't end up with bananas growing out me ears. :evil2:
i must have been 11 before i figured out he tricked me, god how gullable was i. lol :doh:
right, off to look for apples in me shoes...............
ps, i only ever eat bananas at me grandads house and yes, to this day, i always give him the bottom half :smile2: 