Sexlightened
bridget jone's diary!
ok, another one for ya
"jake, why don't you take your fists of fury outside. You're making the poor man nervous"
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miss_serenity
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
0 miles · Nottinghamshire
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Sexlightened
maddie, did u just quote harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban? lol
ok, next one!
"you don't understand. the crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. and, uh, between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit."
Sexlightened
ok, not totally 100% on this one, but is it leon???
ok, here;s my line for ya.......
Why the clouds, Sunshine?
Sexlightened
lol i actually siad this one out loud and my 5 year old told me the answer, does that count as cheating?? lol
anyways, its spaceballs! lol
new one for ya,
"You are one dumb son of a bitch. Bringing a knife to a gunfight"
Sexlightened
lol, got to be the league of gentlemen.
ok, soppy one for ya
The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds
Sexlightened
oh this has got to be from "the green mile"
oh i feel like i cheated with this one cause i only watched it a few nights ago and this was one of the lines that made me go gggrrrrrr.
ok, here;s one for ya
"human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together........ mass hysteria!"
Sexlightened
shit shit damn it to hell
sorry i haven;t made it to ya do maddie, blokey is all taped up with knackered ribs so not wll enough to come.
i really am sorry honey and will make it up to ya when i see ya, he;s already promised ya a bottle of bubbly and free reign of his body to make up for it. lol
hope ya have a wonderful day and a very wicked night.
luv ya!!
xxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
sign me up to please. some things in life are just unacceptable, and this is one of them.
b xxx
Sexlightened
ok, finally got me ass in gear, and room booked.
roll on may!!
:beer::happy::evil2::happy::beer:
Sexlightened
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONEY!!!!!
hope ya have a wonderful day and grt everything ya pervy little heart desires lol
love ya loads honey
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
ohhh the morkandmindy one - running with sissors
funky one - football factory
right, just thought of loads so here goes
"Take me with you... I can see... I can see perfectly"
or how about
maybe you should get a hammock that small creatures can not reach...
then
"Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?"
and then
"Lets all remember that this thing is not as dark as it seems."
and finally
"So today's lesson is you kill each other off until there's only one left."
oh, that was a lot, i may offer a cuppa and a piece of cheesecake to anyone who gets all of them lol
Sexlightened
ohhh thats got to be "i know what you did last summer"
my god did that film suck eggs lol
ok, my line is.........
"Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?"
Sexlightened
damn fine question, and in my opinion, yes.
i use to live in a really really rough area and after about 10 at night there would be hookers right outside on the street outside the flat i lived in. i alway use to ignore and not pay much attention til one night a girl was getting smacked around cause she didn;t want to go with the guy that approched her. i ain;t one for sitting back and letting someone get treated like that so i went downstairs with a frying pan ready to hit the hell out of him if he didn;t leave her alone. but i think seeing me crossing the road in me pjs waving it around scared him off enough lol. anyways, i took her upstairs to clean her up and give her a cuppa and she gave me the story over why she was on the streets doing what she did. it opened my eyes a little, up to that point i thought all prostitutes where drugged up whores taking the easy way out (i have to point out i was only 17 at the time) but that night changed my view. i actually ended up becoming quite good friends with a fair few of them that work that street and use to have them up for a cuppa inbetween jobs.
anyways, knowing what i know from that experience, i think it should be legalized so that people that do chose that way of life, for whatever reason they have, should have a safe and clean place to do it, a whore house to put it simply.
anyways, thats only my point of view.
question, ummmmmm, who'd gonna win dancing on ice on sunday? lol, sorry, couldn;t think of anything else, mind blank moment! lol
Sexlightened
i am a pro for this one. maybe if a or murderer knew they would be hanged or beaten publically they wouldn't do what they do. i mean, lets face it, the sentances and justice that's happening now, total joke. people get the same sentance for abusing someone as someone gets for speeding nowadays.
the governments idea about ID cards? will it work?
Sexlightened
ok, i'm gonna bite on this one, just because its 20 past 3 in the morning, can't sleep so maybe throwing my opinion onto a thread may make me tired enought to sleep.
smacking, well, as many will know, i have a 5 year old boy who is pretty much terror on legs, and yet i can count the amount of times he's been smack in his whole life on one hand. twice in case ya wondering. its not that i don't agree with smacking, if it works for u, go for it, its just i can't bring myself to do it, which is for 2 main reasons.
1, my mum smacked me, and to be honest, all it made me want to do is smack her back. it didn;t keep me in line and only made me resent her for thinking slapping me on the ass or leg was gonna make me feel bad for whatever i had done wrong to get it. i know its spose to make u think "ohhh, i was bad and i got smacked, i won;t do that again cause i don;t want to be smacked" but all it did was make me wanna push her further and see how bad i had to be to get another one and piss her off for smacking me in the first place.
2, i can;t raise a hand to my son and cause him physical pain, even if he deserves it. he would prob forget about the smack after a few mins but i would be wracked with guilt over it and jsut couldn't do it. oh god am i a soft touch or what?? lol
so, here is me, being a parent and trying to find a humane way to disapline him. using the "be bad and i box up ya toys and take them away" trick at the mo. the sticker chart didn;t work cause he found where i kept the stickers and stuck them all over his metal bed frame instead lol
right subject of ban in pubs, a yay thing or a nay thing??
Sexlightened
does it cost more if ya ask for the room to be rubber sheeted? :evil2:
Sexlightened
gripping me ankles as we speak blue............bring it on me she-bitch mistress.......oh yeah!!! :welcome:
ps, couldn't find a bending over and taking it emicom so thought the welcome one was appropriete lol
Sexlightened
:giggle: lmao!!! cause ya know i'm a dirty bitch and for some reason ya want to "cleanse" me???
funny, i daydream about seeing u standing outside my house with a 18inch dildo and a look of pure pervertedness on ya face.
ohhhh but hell, bring on the feather duster, ya know i'll like it :thrilled:
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:crazy: me and bluecafe are extremly bored and thought we'd be random and go for the "ever daydreamed about a fellow sp'er and never told them" route. i'm just curious as to what people have thought about and blue is just nosey as to who people have had naughty naughty thoughts about lol. :evil2:
so, come on, admit to them bad dreams, ya can be boring and put mr or miss x if ya don't want to make someone blush.
or...........ya can muse about food like we do......mmmmmm cheesey chips lol
Sexlightened
can't believe i'm gonna say this, but its looking like i;m not going to be able to make it. loads of stuffs gone wrong the last couple of days and i need to get them sorted. fingers crossed once i get everything done, i may still be able to have enough pennies left in me pocket to come.
fingers crossed!
Sexlightened
i'm gonna be ya shagmaid la la la la !!!!
can't wait honey, maybe i should set up a thread now with "things u can bribe miss_s with for winning cock and ass comp" bribe me people, bribe away! :evil2:
big love to ya maddie me little sweetie and see ya there, gonna run off and try and find some heels in my size :wave2:
xxxxxxx
Sexlightened
i want a licence to be a bitch.............oh no, wait.......i already do that......lol
Sexlightened
dr who for me i'm afraid, its thefloopy hair, the way he smiles and them damn shoes that do it for me. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, dirty thoughts of shaggin in the tardis now............
Sexlightened
ok, i very stupidly asked my brother what he nicknames men and womens bits and this is the daft assed answers he came up with. i swear, he;s not right in the head, but then again, saying that, he is related to me :evil2:
mens - the crimson crowbar
(i am writing this trying not to cringe and laugh at the same time lol)
womens - hedgehog with a slit throat
ok, personally, my fav names for them is
todger the girth
ohh i love the way that just roles off the tongue.
oh, and i call my bits the celler lol.
bugger, i'm gonna go hide in the corner and hide my head in shame 
Sexlightened
mud wrestling??? slippery butt??? max, what are u implying! lol
Sexlightened
ahhh max honey, ya better get that cute little ass of urs out then, might cheer a few of is up :evil2:
Sexlightened
don;t worry about it sudsy honey, true came on here and expected to shag the "creme de la creme" as he put it, and i think he may have become sorely disappointed when all the size 6 perfect models didn;t drop their clothes at the door and fall to his feet begging for the fuck of their lives.
true, one day i would love to know exactly what ur view is of urself cause it seems to be totally different to the way i see u.
and before ya start bitching about me being nasty to ya, let me remind ya of the two lines ya used on me
"one day ya going to come begging for some of my cock"
or
"i may have to shag u as u seem to yak to everyone and u can tell them how good i am"
i found neither cute or funny, just arrogant. so remember, when ya chatting to someone in the room, everyone can see what ya typing, and then they make their mind up about the type of person u are. its nothing to do with being a single bloke, act like a pillock, ya be treated like one.
oh and btw, sudsy, ya wanna come play tents under my quilt later? :evil2:
Sexlightened
i'm sooo sorry, but this thread is just making me laugh.
i'm sorry, but to be honest, true, whether ya a single male, single female, couple of pervs, a cross dressing donkey with a liking for raspberry nipple rub, its never gonna be a cut and shut "wanna shag? yeah, see u in 5" thing.
no matter who u are, its always difficult finding someone that u get on with on a level that makes ya wanna met them.
i personally think u met people based on how u get on with them, how u interact in the chatroom, on the phone, 's quite a few on here that i see chatting and based in the way they talk to people, i know i wouldn't get on with them so i stay clear, doesn;t matter to me if their a couple or a single man or woman.
having been on here 6 months now i've had my ups and downs, met some totally wicked people, spend some really enjoyable time with them, whether its been in or out the bedroom. i've also been annoyed with the amount of people that whisper me without even having the manners to say hello or ask first and then get the ass when i don;t reply as if i owe them the right to chat to them.
as far as i am concerned, joining a swing site doesn;t automatically intitle u to get laid, its the same as everything else in life, nothing is given to u on a plate, u work at it, take ya time to talk and respect others, and then see what happens.
ok, mad ramblings over with now, gonna go pour meself a glass of cherry coke and see if my son's left any smarties in the fridge lol
