Yep we recognise cheeky!!....pmsl...xxx
Crikey a well written profile from single guy with no cock shots, amazing!! and deserves to get some nice sexy fun for making an effort!!...xx
We never promise anything to people we do not know personally, but our friends get many promises and more!! Who can tell what time may bring to us all!!...lol
Hi Berty, they may have run screaming in the other direction after reading your profile, it might be far too obvious and 'in your face' for many peeps...xxx
Hi Berty judging by your profile it may that your taste is perhaps far too specialised (read extreme!) for most casual swingers. you might want to gently tone yourself down a little and be a tad more reserved if your current approach is doing nothing!! The only thing you are able to change to influence others is your that!...Best of luck m8y...xx
Ahhh Rolexx the watch...dohh, we though the userid meant he was one x short of XXX the movie character and wanted a bitpart role in it!!...xxx
Hmmm another swinging business opportunity - Manufacture 2/3rd size drink cans, pens, etc so guys can enhance the size of their cocks in comparitive pics, a bit like putting 6" tailpipes on smallbore Saxos and 106's ie. I have a big end but fuckall to drag it along!! So to speak...pmsl
Hey you 2 couples...Clearly we may have to shag you all now!!...But seriously, this activity should be a little tongue in cheek (literally), it is supposed to be fun even as a lifestyle...Pmsl
Well you can meet him Carly...pmsl
Crikey we only saw a mature lady frog in a wheelchair the other day, could it have been zaza?. If so, she clearly has fallen on hard times and bumming for fags and drink!! Perhaps a concerted effort to petition the BBC for Hectors House re-runs will give her a tidy income for her retirement years...xxx
Clearly spreading his bets!! But I suspect will win nowt...lol
Hey Fordy if you think you are cheap - Can you please bring a packed lunch when we finally meet? This will allow us to upgrade from cheap Czech beer to cheap Belgium beer!! 2 or 3 bottles should do for the 4 of us!!!...pmsl
Diskay yep profile looks good, much better than standard cock shots and banal mush about wanting anal or pussy eating. Women relate easier to guys being normal and sexy, not depicting themselves as fucking machines!!...Best of luck...xxx
Crikey what an offer, so hard to resist amongst the multitude of lovely offerings available within the scene...hmmmm......xxx
Quick Jel get the car I think we have pulled Fordy (or did they pull us?? Whatever!!), best get there before brekkie is off the menu!!...pmsl
Wasn't Kippo a clown? Has he retired and taken up swinging to entertain himself now?...lol
Hi guys, we understand your frustrations and have found that our playmates originate mainly from within chatroom, at least in there we are able to engage in chat with potential playmates. We seldom message others, but have many nice enquiries from others - simply through being 'active' within site and meetng people. We have always replied to messages if only to gently say no...Perhaps you are targetting wrong audience or might consider coming clubbing to gain a broader insight?...xxx
Errrrr no thanks cheese sarnie...Get a good book instead m8y...lol
Also Plymouth peeps please see the post by beckylee 'outdoor fun'...several posts from one sexual desert?...Nobody in Tewkesbury for us, which is why we are prepared to travel for fun...lol
Hi again CazSteve, we have just returned from Utopia swing club near Telford (J12 M6) lots of couples take time out to enjoy themselves there, if you fancy a visit drop us a line, cant be too far from you a we are always happy to help...and yes, as with normal life we get our fair share of neanderthals in this lifestyle...xxx
Hi people, we are going to Utopia this Friday evening 27th Feb. If any nice people have read our profile and fancy spending some time with us, socially or whatever, we would love to hear from you. We also have an empty house for the weekend (kids away)), so may be available for any suggestions and could accomodate if agreeable to us...Speak soon...xxx
Lol....As you guys know we did not send a message, but were making the point we always reply to any that we receive, courtesy works in our household...thanks for the messages, maybe see you guys soon...xxxx
It appears that my proof reading is rubbish and I have been taken to task by Jel for poor grammar!! So here goes again!! Grumble, grumble!!
The picture I like best is the one on Fordys cam, when I make her laugh!!...She has a lovely giggle...xxx
Caz/steve where did our message get to then??...lol...We always reply even if no thanks!...xxxxx
Rhyming - 'Mortiser'
Connected - 'Osculator'
Phew!! 2 games in one, sounds like Jel, plays both ways...lol
Ticker!!...Need some more batteries to cope with this years fun diary!!...lol
If this should actually happen please let us know, because frankly we would be so surprised!! Same old, same old profile and no nice pix....Would we really respond to this??...errrrr....NOT...xxx
A business opportunity looms!!. I could ask the farmer next door if he has any redundant milking nmachines!!...Lets go industerial and corner the semen market!! ...xxx
well people with interesting profiles and nice normal pics is a good start. Lots simply put 'I want some really dirty sex with women' and clearly miss out on the market they were aiming at!!...xxx
Clearly a person destined to be totally under-whelmed with lack of replies from profile, so alike to many more and really only states the obvious...xxx
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